- Any dude that is gonna tell me what I really mean is
already in trouble.
- 'Cause men know women better than anyone, right?
- Certainly. - Even better than ourselves.
- That's why they make our laws.
- Shy Guy's Guide to Dating.
- A persistent guy keeps a picture of her in his wallet
for inspiration.
What? That's so creepy.
Never do that.
- No, I don't even have a photo of my girlfriend.
- Be the last thing I would do is keep a picture of a girl
I'm interested in in my wallet.
- Can you imagine if she found it.
- [Voiceover] The title of this section
is Hunting the Easy Prey.
- Let me set a similar scene.
You walk into a party,
all the girls are thin, sexy, beautiful.
- And they all have guys crawling all over them.
Then you see one girl in the corner, she's cute.
- But she's a little heavier than the others.
- She doesn't exactly stand out in a crowd.
She is basically being ignored.
This is the one that you want to go for.
She is easy prey.
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
- Wait, so like a girl that just doesn't look like a sexy,
thin model is easy.
Like I honestly feel like that would be the opposite.
- Goodbye, I am moving to space.
- Sometimes a girl starts off saying you can't do certain
things but then she starts getting turned on
and she changes her mind and lets you go to town.
- So keep trying.
You never know when a no can turn into a yes,
ultimately though it's her choice.
- This is garbage. This is terrible.
- Put this man in jail.
This man has perpetuated sexual assault and rape.
- If someone says no to something, it means no.
- It's like his publisher or his editor was like,
"Maybe you should just add in that thing
"about being her choice."
And he's like, "Does this kinda derail my entire point?"
And she's like, "We legally have to do that." (laughs)
- This is literally a guide to becoming a rapist.
- Forever Alone Guy to Ladies Man.
- A true ladies man Bill of Rights.
Thou shall not throw away any opportunity
to practice your pimping skills.
He called them pimping skills. - Pimpin' skills.
- Now, that's your first problem there.
- I don't care if you have to practice on 13 year olds,
grandmas, or hookers, as long as they're female.
- Wow, this book just told you to hit on 13 year olds.
- Well, that's like illegal.
Like pretty illegal. Pretty illegal.
- I kind of feel a little nauseous.
- Alphas won't pay for her (censor beep)
except on occasion if she did something to deserve it,
like sleep with him, and they won't sit there
and listen to her problems for hours,
and alpha's time is much too valuable for that.
- Just get a blowup sex doll because you don't want
a real person like at all.
- It's just training men to be assholes,
who like are further told that consent doesn't matter,
which is a huge problem.
- People say like, "Oh, like why do we need feminism?"
Just give them this book.
- This, these books.
- I would say don't treat dating like hunting.
- Just be yourself because there are so many damn people
in the world that you are bound to find other people
who are like you.
- Treat dating like you're looking for a new friend
because ultimately your significant other is
going to be your best friend.