(horse clopping sounds)
- Oh so you're not gonna marry me?
Oh so you're not gonna marry me?
- I'm gonna...
- I told you to stop sending me all these auditions,
I wanna be a serious actor.
- Can you slate please, name and age?
- Banshee Sharma, 204.
- Okay, whenever you're ready.
(squealing sound effect)
Nice, can you try it again just a little bit more PG13?
(squealing)
Okay, and give me a jump scare.
(squeals)
And can you tone that down?
(squeals)
Nice.
Let's say the ghost is just a little drunk.
(squeals)
Cool.
And now she's maybe just hanging out
with her friends, you know?
(squealing)
Thanks, we'll be in touch.
- Is there anything else I could do?
Nose bleed?
- That's fine.
- Mouth full of bees?
(buzzing sounds)
- Really, it's fine.
- Okay.
Thank you so much for the opportunity.
(sizzling sounds)
Oh, oh.
Wow, sorry, oh my god.
Yeah.
She's totally gonna die in a few days.
Oh my god, my bad.
Where is my head these days?
Oh, there it is.
- Thanks, we'll be in touch.
- Thanks, bye.
Good luck doll.
- Thanks girl.
Annabel, two feet tall.
(solemn piano music)
- You know, I just don't feel
like I'm being challenged at work.
(dramatic music)
(screams)
Now she's gonna run up the stairs.
(dramatic music)
Now she gonna run fast and I'm gonna walk slow
and I'm still gonna catch up.
(dramatic music)
(sighs)
Now she gonna hide in the closet.
(dramatic music)
Now she gonna start crying.
(crying)
Make sure you don't step on the squeaky...
(dramatic sounds)
Now go ahead and breathe too loud
so I know exactly where you are.
(breathing heavily)
Now I'm gonna pretend to walk away.
J.K. Here I am.
Now she gonna beg.
- Please, please, please, please.
- I mean, I do have a great support system though.
I am tired of waiting all day at home for him to come home.
All my ghouls, can I get an amen?
- [Group] Amen.
- I'm waiting for him in the mirror, in the tub.
- Prune fingers.
- Under the bed.
- So dusty.
- He is always late.
- As if you don't have other people to haunt.
- Google Maps says he works 10 minutes away.
Why it take you 45 minutes to get home?
- Are you serious?
- You got someone else scaring you?
- The other day, I did something different with my hair
and the priest didn't even notice.
- No.
- He just ran, as if I don't have feelings.
- No.
- I said boy,
I will make your nose bleed all over that
brand new white shirt if you don't start respecting me.
- Yes!
I entered the room the other day and this guy
is Googling my origin right in front of me.
- Jesus.
- Oh I turned my head 360 degrees and was like,
"Oh, so you're gonna mansplain who I am to me?"
- Stop with the Googling, the going to...
Cheers, cheers.
And there's no diversity in my industry.
(dramatic music)
(horror scare sounds)
- Let the power of Christ compel you!
- Oh here we go.
- Shall bow down to Christ.
- This is so awkward,
I actually don't believe in organized religion,
I'm more... I'm more spiritual.
- I command you Satan.
- What is with the assumption that I'm Christian?
- Take this holy water.
- Okay, that is just annoying.
It's like no one even tries to understand why I'm evil.
So yeah, I get a little passive aggressive.
- Hello.
Who's there?
- [Phone Voice] I shouldn't have to tell you.
- What do you want from me?
- Ohh!
So now you wanna talk.
I feel used.
Like I'm just some sort of object.
(laughter)
- [Director] Banshee, can you get to the set please?
- Okay, yeah I gotta call you back,
they want another sequel so I have to
jump in this last scene,
even though it doesn't make any sense.
Okay bye.
(sighs)
- It's all over.
The demon is for sure gone.
(squeals)
- And cut.
That's a wrap guys,
we'll see you on set for Tear Town Seven,
The Haunting Of The International Space Station.
- Oh awesome.
That was fun,
thank you so much. - That was so much fun.
It was so nice meeting you. - Oh my gosh.
We should... Give me your number, give me your Instagram.
- Totally, oh my gosh.
- Yeah, really fun, just really cool.
- Oh my god, that'd be so amazing.
- Yeah no, you're really cool.
Thank you so much, okay cool.
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