>> AND NOW A "THE LATE SHOW" EXCLUSIVE.
STEPHEN COLBERT'S ZOOM INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.
>> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GRANTING
ME THIS EXCLUSIVE PRETEND ZOOM INTERVIEW.
>> HI, PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE ME.
>> Stephen: I DO!
YOU'RE THAT GUY FROM THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN DANCE VIDEO.
BIG VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE TONIGHT.
HOW DID YOU FEEL WATCHING MIKE PENCE?
>> I DIDN'T FEEL GOOD.
>> Stephen: WHAT GOT YOU THROUGH IT?
>> DRUGS.
>> Stephen: AND?
>> VARIOUS OTHER-- DRUGS.
>> Stephen: SURE, WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT.
TELL ME ABOUT THE CARE YOU RECEIVED AT WALTER REED?
>> WE HAVE THE GREATEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD.
>> Stephen: AND THEY HELPED YOU FEEL BETTER?
>> I HEARD ABOUT THIS DRUG.
I SAID LET ME TAKE IT.
IT WAS MY SUGGESTION.
I SAID LET ME TAKE IT.
>> Stephen: SO WE HAVE THE GREATEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD,
BUT YOU DIAGNOSED AND THEN HEALED YOURSELF?
>> I DID.
>> Stephen: BUT WHOSE FAULT WAS IT THAT YOU GOT SICK?
>> IT WAS CHINA'S FAULT.
>> Stephen: AND WHOSE FAULT WAS IT THAT YOU DIDN'T WEAR A
MASK?
>> YOU KNOW, CHINA'S FAULT.
>> Stephen: AND WHOSE FAULT THAT YOU SPREAD A DISEASE TO A
LOT OF PEOPLE IN YOUR ADMINISTRATION?
>> CHINA'S FAULT.
>> Stephen: OKAY, FINAL QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THE
MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO HAVE BEEN MADE ILL AND PUT OUT OF
WORK BY THIS DISEASE BECAUSE OF YOUR MISMANAGEMENT OF THE
CRISIS?
>> YOU KNOW, GOOD LUCK.
>> IT'S "A LATE SHOW LIVE WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."