Is it difficult to tell the difference
between a product for your face and your butt?
Let's talk about that.
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Good mythical morning!
Today's show is all about products.
One weird product that turns sushi into a projectile
and other everyday products with super weird origins.
But first, we're analyzing products
that can be for your face or your butt.
It's time for...
Yeah, so earlier this week we analyzed toys
to see if they were for a baby or a pet.
- That was very difficult. - Yeah.
But I'm told this is probably gonna be even more difficult.
I call my face my baby and my butt and my pet.
- Oh, you do? - So that's really interesting.
- This is gonna work exactly the same. - Yeah.
We will be presented with products with the labels removed
and we gotta use all devices at our disposal
in order to figure it out,
and then indicate it using these paddles.
Face or butt, well, peach butt.
The person with the most correct, wins,
because this is a normal game.
That's how games work. Get with it.
Let's get started.
We have our first item here. Labels removed.
We also have a box over here.
Inside of this box, we have the same product
with the labels intact.
So we'll know if it's for your face or your butt.
- Yeah. - There's a lot at stake here,
because the winner wins a pair of butt-lifting shorts.
- Mmm. - You know we both could use that.
Yes, it's a little saggy.
- All right-- - Whose? Ours or mine or yours or both?
Well, you know how we call you Little Saggy
behind your back.
- Little Saggy. - Look at this!
It looks like some sort of--
What?
That's a brown paste, man.
Let's get into this.
- Oh! - But in what way would this
be for your butt if it were for your butt?
I don't know a lot about butt products, I think.
If you told me that this some sort
of face covering situation, I'd be like, "Of course."
People put all kinds of things on their face.
But obviously there's things for the butt, too,
because otherwise we wouldn't have come up with this game.
But if feels...
and looks like it should be on the face.
It looks like you got something from your butt and put it on your face.
I don't know if that's what we're determining.
I'm not gonna put it on my face,
but I am gonna guess that it is for my face.
It's very coarse.
- So-- - Exfoliating.
Why do you need to exfoliate your butt?
I think it exfoliates the face.
That's what I'm saying. So now we have both weighed in.
Stevie:
What's it say?
"That Booty Tho."
- That booty? -
Walnut shell booty scrub.
What's it gonna do to my face?
It's formulated to smooth out stretch marks and fight cellulite.
So your face, if it has any stretch marks or cellulite,
will look great!
All right, here's another one.
- Small-- - Booty face, booty face, booty face.
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
- This is-- - Booty face, booty face--
- What? I'm not saying anything. - You okay?
- I'm not doing anything. - Is that in my mind?
What?
- Booty face, booty face-- - There it is again.
It's a powder. It looks like a white powder.
- It's a powder that-- - Can I have?
Yeah.
Mmm.
This is like-- You know when we went
through our Gold Bond phase?
- Don't drag me into this. - Oh, you did it, too.
- Just because we shared the bathroom - No. No.
and the Gold Bond was in it doesn't mean we both used it.
You listened to Tommy Rutledge just like I did,
when he told us that Gold Bond would revolutionize our lives.
And it did for a couple of weeks.
And then I was like, "Why am I doing this?"
- My underwear wouldn't stay on. - Why am I powdering my crotch?
- The underwear just fell right off. - What is the point of this?
Sloughed off like dead skin off a snake.
So my Gold Bond phase didn't last very long.
However, I could totally see--
'Cause you know you get the swamp booty.
You know you get the swamp booty, Link.
Stop! Stop making this about my booty.
Speak for yourself, man!
Yeah, a lot of people get the swamp booty,
and I think this is a way to take care of swamp booty.
- You don't get a swamp face. - I just don't--
If you put this on your face, you're gonna look like a ghost.
- Right. - I mean, I don't wanna keep agreeing with you,
but you happen to be agreeing with me.
All right, let's open the box.
It's for the booty.
It's gotta be!
- How could it be for-- -
What? Come on! You guys are misleading us!
- I'm tired of it! - Hold on.
- "Endlessly beautiful acne night powder." - Oh, come on.
You can't put powder on yourself and get rid of acne.
You gotta rub it in with some water, right?
It's got zinc oxide in it.
- It does? - Booty face.
Both: Booty face, booty face, booty face.
- What the crap? - Oh, my goodness.
It's a freaking candelabra putter-outter.
- With a-- - With other little fittings?
A felt-tip brush on it.
Which looks a lot like a butthole cleaner.
- Looks like you couldn't-- - I'm afraid of it.
That doesn't seem safe.
- What is this? - I will say, sometimes,
you know, just ever once in while,
you feel like no matter how much you wipe
- there's still a little bit left. - But it's--
- I'm just being honest. - But it's hard to reach.
It happens to everybody.
If you throw this thing up in there...
you'd take care of business real fast.
- 'cause what? - Does it spin? Is it motorized?
- Look at the shape of it. - Or do you have to spin it yourself?
- You would like use this on your face. - Oh, gosh!
Is it, like, a moustache cleaner?
- Or is a-- - Oh, gosh!
I mean, this right here, this shape?
- Whoop! Look at that! - Oh, gosh.
- That's perfect placement. - It's a freakin' butthole cleaner.
That's exactly where it needs to be.
Can you move it away from your anus and then hand it to me?
- Because-- - Because it's not a face cleaner.
'Cause you don't need this kind of leverage.
There's no way it could clean your--
You need this kind of leverage on your face.
Look at this.
There's a pinky sheath.
- Oh, my-- - What?
What kinda butthole problems does these people have?
- This looks like a-- - There's people with butthole teeth?
This looks like a toothbrush for dogs.
- Like you clean your dog's teeth. - Oh, my goodness.
And then what kinda suction cup situation?
Well, that's the mount.
So you're saying you hang this up in the--
I think you hang this up in the shower.
I think this is for people who wanna go the extra mile
with butthole cleansing in the shower.
Well, it doesn't take a mile to get there.
- Well. Yeah. - Takes about that long to get there.
A good 12 inches.
I'm definitely saying this is a booty cleaner,
and I'm a little bit ashamed about it.
Yeah, 'cause there's no way.
There's no way it could be anything but that. No pun intended.
All right, let's open it up and see.
Both: My Shiney Hiney.
"Bring sexy back.
Easy use and fast results."
"One additional step in the shower
and you'll look sexier and feel conf--"
You'll look sexier?
- Where the heck-- - What?
It also comes in six colors and four brush types.
Silky soft, soft, softer medium, and medium.
And a finger brush.
Goodness gracious, it also can be used
with intimate area whitening cream.
A whole new world is being opened up to me.
Sign me up.
It does not show a man or a woman
inserting this into their rectum.
So I'm not sure that's what you're supposed to do,
but only one way to find out.
- How was it? - Phew, man!
I'll show you later.
We got a a new one here.
Oh!
It's a cream.
Oh, it smells real nice.
Oh, real good.
Mmm.
I'm trying to evaluate if my face is starting
to feel more like a butt
by putting that-- it smells good.
Cocoa butter, perhaps?
- Yeah, definitely cocoa butter. - It could really be for either.
I feel like you can do this on either place.
It's got a cooling and firming sensation.
Which might mean it's for the butt,
but I'm gonna go with face.
It is burning a little bit.
Do you wanna burn your booty?
I'm going with butt. I'm gonna diverge on this one.
All right, let's open it up and see.
All right, here it is.
- Bum bum cream. I see it on the side. - Sol-- Sol de Janeiro.
- Brazilian Bum Bum Cream. - Yep!
"All-powerful Guaraná extract included.
Love it, flaunt it, you got it."
You just rub it all over your buttcheeks?
After you clean it off your face. Yes.
It's really starting to burn.
And here we have what appears to be
a Victorian era medical device.
It's got a big roller and a little roller here.
Is that solid?
Now, if this is for the butt,
we'll just say that it has been thoroughly tested
by the crew.
I don't feel the presence of any crew butt on that.
So you got, like, big roller
- and then you got, like, little roller. - Little roller.
The big roller, the little roller,
it's a dead giveaway to me that this is for the face.
'Cause I definitely have seen the face roller--
The face rolling thing is really-- It's a thing now.
I have not heard of this.
People will put these in their freezer.
They get really cold, and then they'll do it in the morning
to get rid of the bags.
Of course, you can get bags on your butt.
'Cause you think this thing can get frozen?
Have you given me the answer or you throwing me off?
I don't know. I'm not gonna show you how I'm guessing.
It feels good, but that would feel really good
on the-- Yep. Definitely does.
And then if you wanna go smaller.
Yeah, the smaller. What is the smaller for?
- Yep. Yep. - That's-- That's--
That's for detailed work.
- That's my guess. - I'm sticking-- I'm sticking with butt,
- but not sticking it in my butt. - Good.
Okay, let's see.
Did you know something here?
- Jade roller. -
- Yes! - Anti-aging face jade therapy.
- Oh, I got it wrong. - Yeah.
- Yes! You got it right! - Just because that's your--
You're my friend and I'm happy for you.
Your dog's name, you got excited by that.
Not much to go on here.
Open-- Oh!
You doing a magic trick? You're like--
- It disappeared. Oh, it's a roll-on. - I wanted to be dramatic.
- Mmm. - Just roll it on the face.
Not the hand.
Gimme.
Gimme a little bit.
Can I have a little bit?
Okay, that's-- that's moist now.
It's gettin'--
Ooh! It's alcohol.
Alcoholish.
Oh!
You wouldn't put that on your booty.
Your booty is sensitive-- sensitive.
- The booty is-- - I don't think you wanna put alcohol on your face, though.
So I am saying booty.
What?
Wait. Touch Link's face now.
Touch my face. Ooh! Oh, sticky.
- It's what's called-- It's sticky booty. - Oh. Sticky?
That's when you want your pants to stay up without a belt.
Or underwear.
What is this called?
"It Stays! Gentle roll-on body adhesive."
Oh! I was right! Yes!
No-- Yeah, it's for your butt.
- Yeah. - I was right, you were wrong.
I was wrong, but I'm saying it's when you want your pants to stay up.
It's when you want clothes to stick to you.
It's body adhesive.
"Holds garments in place. Washes off in water."
I was making a joke.
It's for pageants and dance competitions.
To keep their leotards and swimsuits on,
they spray it on their butt.
This last round is worth two points,
so it's anybody's game.
We have a dropper situation happening here, Rhett.
Hold out to your face.
- Oh. - Oh, it's berry flavored.
Rub that in, maybe?
Well, it--
It's flavored.
Mmm.
I'm not gonna-- I'm not gonna eat it but--
Eat it.
You want us to eat it?
I want you to eat it.
Well, it's for the--
The mouth is on the face.
But whatever you eat comes out of your butt.
It's sweet.
- Sweet butt. - Sweet butt.
Or sweet face.
Give you the ol' sweet butt.
- Man, this is-- - I think this is--
This is a butt flavorer.
In what way?
You know when people are like, "Kiss my butt...
'cause it tastes sweet."
I don't-- I don't know.
- I'm-- - I think you're right, Link.
I'm going on instinct.
All right, well then I'm gonna change it, 'cause I wanna win.
It's for your face. It's a face flavorer.
Okay, let's open the box.
- Okay, here it is. -
"Butt enhancement, major curves dietary supplement."
- Woo-hoo! - But you eat it!
It's for your mouth to eat, so that your butt benefits.
- What are-- -
Are you putting on the butt-lifting, already?
'Cause I'm a winner!
Where you at?
Oh, wow.
I see what that thing's supposed to do.
You're supposed to have cheeks coming out of there.
Where my cheeks at?
Little saggy. I told you, man.
I can really get that--
There you go.
Okay, okay. All right.
All right, okay.
- We've got it. - That's what a winner looks like, kids.
We've all learned some stuff today.
I don't know how quickly we can unlearn it,
but we'll try.
Keep watching because next up
we're trying out a sushi bazooka,
and weird products you must have.
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