- 'Sup, 'sup. 'Sup! What's up? What is up? YOLO, am I right? Ugh, that's so stupid, I
shouldn't say that.
- Hey, are you Jason?
- Oh... Hi.
- Hey! I'm Jasmine! Oh, oh I know. My hair's a little bit shorter and I'm about eight inches
shorter than I original-- I'm not a dancer, but I do knit.
- You said you were Black.
- I said Black?
- Yeah.
- Oh...
- You know when you go to one of the top 15 state schools in the MIdwest, men tend to
be a little bit intimidated by you.
- Is this place gluten free?
- It's a bar.
- Oh. Do they have gluten free things for me? It's okay, I have this kale shake. Even
though it hurts my tummy.
- Kelly huh?
- Ugh. Yeah.
- What... Uh, what do you do for a living?
- I don't know, whatever. It's on my profile already.
-How do you pay rent?
- I just give them money, yeah. You don't have money?
- No, I have money, I just... I like, I just don't get it.
- Amber! Is the color of your energy.
- Oh, 311 I love 311!
- Dick size? Seriously. Like, how big is it? It's kinda hot in here, you know?
- Oh, yeah.
- What do you do for a living?
- Oh, I'm a freelance uh...
- That's great.
- Oh, shoot.
- What?
- Sorry. People recognize me all the time from my dating blog.
- Actually I was on a backpack tour for like like a week.
- A dog clawed my lips. A dog clawed my lips.
- I kinda gotta get ready for my next date that's, that's coming up here.
- I gotta go to the bathroom. Do you know where my dad is?
- The other day I was just doing some yoga.
- Sometimes it gets lonely out on the trail. Just does.
- I look at sex like going to the gym, you know it's just like how I work out.
- Ugh. Ugh.
- My spiritual animal is a gypsy.
- Grah-nuwl-ah.
- Granola!
- Granola.
- 3.0 at Ball State!
- Granola.
- Ugh. Granola.
-Granola?
- What?
- Granola.
- Check please.
- Oh hey, May just went on her smoke break so I said I'd drop off the check
-Yeah.
- Hey, I uh... Just like uh...
- Let's go see if you like ice cubes up your butt hole. I do.
- Hey all you good looking people, thank you so much for watching, why don't you subscribe
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OK Cupid? And now I'll just sit here and wait while you do all those things. I don't wanna
make it awkward, but you know. I have nothing better to do. So I'll just wait for you to
do it. So, what's up?