Edith M. --You fixed it! It looks pretty cool.
You know the red kind of resembles love and hate.
I love and hate Tyler. I kissed him.
What? I'm the one playing Juliet and I haven't even been kissed yet.
[Laughs]
I'm sorry for blaming you for ruining the play.
Apology accepted.
[Clears throat]
Fine! I'm sorry too or whatever.
Roni, the costumes.
Come on!
What now?
They're gone. The Phantom must have switch them out with all of these.
A lizard. A tomato. A spacesuit!
Tyler
[Suspense music]
Come on, Tyler, think. Who would want to sabotage the school play?
New kid?
How's that David Pierce story coming?
It's not Mr. Hughes. I'm writing The Phantom of Romeo and Juliet.
And I think I know who it is.
Okay.
Really? I thought you didn't want me writing this story.
This is an after-school program, new kid. You can literally do whatever you want.
Can I have your apple?
No.
So girl, are you nervous?
About the play? No, I've done this a million times!
Girl, no, about kissing David.
David!
Here.
Thank you! They're beautiful!
Good luck!
Break a leg.
Why would you say that to me?
Oh no, it's, it's something you say. It's bad luck to say "good luck".
Hu?
Never mind.
Place is in five, ladies.
Oh, David, break a leg!
Stop saying that!
God!
Oh, ticket, please.
Mrs. Moreland, it's me, Tyler.
I just need to go tell Roni about the--
No, no, no, come here, come here.
Join me, hear me.
I need twenty dollars.
Twenty dollars?!
[In whinny voice] Twenty dollars. Twenty dollars!
[In whinny voice] I just need twenty dollars.
Twenty dollars!
Let me, ah!
New kid,
go ahead. [Laughs]
[Drum music]
Gregory, on my word, let's not carry coals.
Roni, I have to tell you something.
You look great, by the way.
Say what you have to say to me because I don't have time for this.
Exit Capulets. Also, I hate you, remember?
I know. I'm sorry about writing about you, and lying to you, and kissing you.
You're sorry about kissing me?
No, no, no, I love kissing you.
Okay. I really don't have time for this right now.
Enter Romeo.
Good morrow, cousin.
Uh... line.
[Audience laughs]
[Whispering] Is the day so young.
That's right.
Is the day so young!
Marcus, where's Nessa? Her scene's coming up.
[Marcus] Who knows!
My lips.
Two blushing pilgrims, ready stand.
[Suspense music]
[David speaking parts in background]
[Column thumping]
Good pilgrim,
Your hands do wrong too much.
Which mannerly devotion shows in this.
For saints have hands that pilgrims hands do touch.
[Nessa continues speaking in background]
[Column thumps]
I... pilgrim lips that they must use in prayer.
[Nessa clears throat and whispers] It's your line.
O then dear saint, let lips do what hands do.
[Backdrop piece wobbles]
Then move not while my prayers effect I take.
[Steps]
[Crash]
[Loud gasps] Oh my god!
You got to be kidding me!
Drop the curtain! Drop the curtain!
Are you trying to ruin my play? More than it already is?
It wasn't me! It was the Phantom, I swear! And I almost had him!
I can't even with you right now. Places for act two, everyone.
Just remember, no one can see your ringworm, so it's not even there. Okay?
You look great!
Oh hey!
[Music]
Marcus, where is David?
Who cares?
Enter, Benvolio and Mercutio.
Romeo! My cousin... Romeo.
Romeo.
Roni, Roni, this is bigger than you and I. I think the Phantom has David.
We have two pages to find him, or else Nessa is all alone up there.
Marcus, take over for me.
[Marcus sighs] Whatever.
Be careful! They have to be around here somewhere.
[Loud noise]
[High pitch scream]
What was that?
Sounded like a scared little boy.
I think it came from over there .
I don't see anything in there.
Aw!
I hope Nessa is doing okay up there.
I guess it's my light through yonder window breaks.
[Audience laughs]
O Romeo, Romeo.
Wherefore, art thou Romeo?
No, seriously, where the heck art thou Romeo?
[Audience laughs]
Shall he hear, or shall... he speak at this... shall he speak?
[Audience laughs again]
Oh, what man art thou that, thus bescreened in night,
so stumbled upon my counsel?
Hu?
[Audience laughs]
Who art thou?
Oh, I-
It is me, Romeo.
I had plastic surgery so your family does not recognize me.
[Audience laughs loudly]
David?
You in here?
[Gasps] Oh my god!
Hello, Roni?
Oh, hey guys! Hey, is this part of the play, cause I don't remember rehearsing this.
Are you okay?
Yeah, yeah, no. Oh, hey! It's that guy!
Ah... no, that's... Hey guys!
That's cool. I'll just catch up with you guys later.
[Action music]
This bud of love, by summer's ripening breath, may prove a beauteous flower when next we meet.
Good night. Good night.
As sweet repose and rest.
Come to thy heart,
as that within my breast.
[Music]
Wagh!
Ah, ha ha! How dramatic! Bravissimo! Encore, encore!
Curtain!
[Audience claps]
Roni?
Marcus?
Ahh!
The Phantom?
At first, I have to admit, I thought it was the stagehands.
And then, I thought it was the thespians.
But then I asked myself,
Who would stand to benefits from the drama club budget getting cut?
The marching band. All those evil little trumpet playing-
Yeah, but they were gone all last week at a state championship, so it couldn't have been them.
Okay, I still don't like them.
So it could only be one person.
Okay, so if it's not Nessa, or the marching band,
Then it has to be...
[Gasps] All: Hunter March!
Yeah, it's me, Hunter March.
But why, Hunter?
Because, every time you guys have a show, I have to insert myself.
You never call me, you never asked me, nothing!
Speaking of which, make sure to subscribe to youtube.com/HunterMarch. I put out videos, sometimes.
Hunter, did you not get my call? I left you a voicemail.
What is a voicemail?
We just figured you're too busy hunting, and marching, and you just didn't answer us.
I thought you guys were too busy trying to figure out, which one was Vanessa and which one was Veronica.
I could tell ya. I'm not gonna spoil it.
Okay, Hunter. We have a show to finish so...
It's fine, cuz I don't care about your stupid show.
Alright? Who wrote this?
Anyway, what dumb writer put this together and said, "Oh, second season, Hunter's the ghost again."
What?
[Curtains opening]
[Audience clapping]
[Music]
I'm also here. In case guys are interested in hiring me, my agents are-
My bad, my bad.
Seriously, ladies, call me because I am kind of single.
When I say kind of I mean my girlfriend, umm, she exists.
Uh, guys?
Creepy guy in the mask?
[David] You forgot me!
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Stop. That's not true.
On set!
Oh, that is true. On set.
Because they died.
No! They did not, that didn't happen.
We don't know that though. Have you talked to them recently?
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