♪ PET OR PILLOW ♪ >> PET OR PILLOW.
>> James: LET'S MEET SIX OF OUR STAFFERS!
HI EVERYONE!
>> HI!
>> James: BEN AND THOMAS, RIGHT NOW, THREE
OF THESE PEOPLE ARE HOLDING A PET IN THEIR LAPS.
THE OTHER THREE ARE HOLDING A PILLOW.
YOU MUST IDENTIFY THOSE THREE PEOPLE.
DON'T GUESS JUST YET, FEEL FREE TO ASK THEM SOME QUESTIONS.
YOU CAN FEEL THEM OUT TO SEE WHICH ONES YOU THINK MIGHT HAVE
A PET.
I CANNOT STRESS WHAT IS AT STAKE HERE.
>> THOMAS, YOU WANT TO GO BACK AND FORTH IN QUESTIONS?
>> WE HAVE THE SAME LAYOUT.
NICK'S ON THE TOP LEFT FOR YOU?
>> James: YEAH.
THIS IS A CLASSIC "HOLLYWOOD SQUARES" BUT WITH PETS
SCENARIOS.
>> ALSO FEELS LIKE GUESS WHO.
REMEMBER THAT?
>> YEAH.
DOES YOUR PERSON WITH A PET HAVE A BANDANA?
>> JENNA, WHAT IS THE NAME OF YOUR PET?
>> HER NAME IS MILLIE.
OW BIG IS SHE?
WITH YOUR HANDS, HOW BIG IS SHE?
>> AND JANET, WHAT'S THE NAME OF YOUR PILLOW?
INTERESTING.
>> James: NICK BERNSTEIN, WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS YOUR PET?
I'VE NEVER HEARD YOU MENTION A PET IN ALL THE TIME WE HAVE BEEN
AT WORK.
>> THIS PET IS NEW, SINCE WE HAVE BEEN HOME.
WHAT TYPE OF PET IS IT?
IT'S A PUPPY.
>> AND, NICK, IF YOU DON'T MIND A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION, DID YOU
BRING THE PUPPY IN THE HOTEL ROOM YOU'RE STAYING IN RIGHT
NOW?
( LAUGHTER ) >> YES, THE PUPPY IS WITH ME.
OU DID?
IN THE HOTEL ROOM?
>> YEAH.
OKAY, JUST MAKE SURE TO PAY THAT EXTRA CHARGE, BECAUSE THEY
DON'T LIKE THAT.
>> James: TOM TRAVINI, HOW'S IT BEEN WITH YOUR PET THESE
MOMENTS IN ISOLATION?
IS IT THE SORT OF PET YOU WOULD TAKE OUT FOR A WALK?
>> SHE STAYS INSIDE BUT IT'S BEEN A DELIGHT HAVING HER.
SHE'S KEEP MEG SIGN.
>> LIER.
100% PILLOW.
I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE BE SUCH A LIAR.
>> FACE IT!
YOU'RE A PILLOW MAN THROUGH AND THROUGH!
>> NOT AT ALL.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
THAT WAS THE EASIEST ONE.
LET'S GO TO SOMEONE ELSE.
>> WE CAN CALL HIM TOMMY PILLOWS FROM NOW ON!
>> CHANGE HIS NAME.
CAN SOMEONE CHANGE HIS NAMES?
>> CHANGE HIS NAME TO TOMMY PILLOWS.
>> MIDIMMEDIATELY, I DON'T CARE WE HAVE TO PAUSE THE WHOLE SHOW
( ( DING )
).
>> THAT'S A PILLOW.
KEEP GOING.
>> James: KATHERINE, WHAT KIND OF PET DO YOU HAVE?
>> GLOWRT TYPICAL PET IS THAT HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT A TYPICAL
PET IS TO ME?
IT'S A DUCK-BUILD PLATYPUS TO ME.
>> I HAVE A BIRD.
OH.
AND THAT BIRD'S JUST KEEPING QUIET.
IT'S GOT TO BE A LIVE.
DID YOU STRANGLE IT?
SIT A SCENE FROM DUMB AND DUMBER?
YOU'RE INSANE.
>> CHANGE IT TO KATHERINE'S GOT A PILLOW ON HER LAP!
>> James: WINY, WHAT PET HAVE YOU GOT?
>> I HAVE A SMALL PET.
ARE YOU PRETENDING TO PET SOMETHING?
OKAY.
( LAUGHTER ) OKAY, WINNIE.
>> PRETTY PILLOW.
>> James: WELL, I MEAN, SOUNDS LIKE WE'RE CLOSE TO MAKING A
FIRST GUESS.
YOU GUYS SEEM PRETTY SURE.
>> YEAH, WELL, TOMMY PILLOWS IS OUT OF HERE.
>> James: YOUR FIRST GUESS IS TOMMY PILLOWS.
TOMMY, THOMAS, DO YOU HAVE A PET OR IS THE PILLOW?
STAND UP AND SHOW US YOUR LAP.
>> THERE'S NO REVEAL.
I'VE NEVER BEEN SO SURE.
♪ >> James: OH!
OKAY, SO WHO ELSE DO YOU THINK, THOMAS AND BEN, DO YOU THINK IS
HOLDING A PET?
>> I THINK MAYBE KATHERINE'S ALSO -- OH, A PET?
STEW WHO'S GOT A PET.
>> WELL, I THINK KATHERINE IS NOT.
IF WE WANT TO KNOCK OUT KATHERINE REAL QUICK, I THINK
KATHERINE'S A PILLOW GIRL.
>> UNLESS -- THE BACKGROUND IS A
DECOY!
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.
PUTTING PILLOWS IN THE BACK.
IF SHE HAS A COUCH WITH TWO DOGS ON IT, I WAS, LIKE, SHOW
PROBABLY DOESN'T HAVE A DOG.
>> James: IS KATHERINE A PET OR PILLOW.
>> I HAVE TO ASK A FOLLOW-UP QUESTION IF YOU DON'T MIND.
>> James: OF COURSE, BEN, GO FOR IT.
>> KATHERINE.
YES.
TAKE YOUR HANDS UP REAL QUICK, PUT THEM UP IN THE AIR.
SHE'S GOT A PET.
OKAY, NOW PUT YOUR HANDS BACK YOUR HONOR PET.
>> James: WHAT DO YOU THINK, IS KATHERINE A PET OR A PILLOW?
>> I CAN'T IMAGINE KEEPING A BIRD UNLESS THEY'RE IN THE CAGE.
HOW IS THAT BIRD NOT FLYING AWAY?
>> YOU HAVE TO KEEP A BIRD IN A CAGE.
THAT'S THE CRUELTY OF A BIRD OWNERSHIP.
>> SO, THOMAS, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
PILLOW OR BIRD?
>> PILLOW.
THEY THINK PILLOW.
KATHERINE, IS IT A PET OR A PILLOW?
STAND UP FOR US.
>> I THINK IT'S A BIRD.
OH!
WHAT A BEAUTY!
>> James: ALL RIGHT, YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE GUESS, GUYS.
YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE GUESS.
>> OH, I LOVE THAT BIRD.
>> James: YOU'VE GOT ONE MORE GUESS.
OUT OF NICK, JENNA, WINNIE OR KATE, WHICH ONE OF THEM DO YOU
THINK HAS A PET?
>> WE HAVEN'T TALKED TO KAY ABOUT HER DRUMMING, WE KNOW
NOTHING ABOUT IF THE PET REACTS TO IT.
KATE, WE'RE FRIENDS, DO YOU HAVE A PUPPY ON YOU?
>> I DON'T HAVE A PUPPY, NO.
>> James: OOOH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE GAME, PEN.
IT'S A PET.
>> DO YOU HAVE A PET ON YOU.
OH, WHAT IF THEY JUST FOUND AN ANIMAL AND BROUGHT IT IN, IT
WOULDN'T BE A PET.
IF SHE HAS A LOOSE WOLF IN THERE, IT'S NOT -- WHATEVER.
>> James: I'M GOING TO KNEELED YOU TO GIVE US A GUESS, WHICH OF
THE FOUR STAFFERS DO YOU THINK HAS A PET?
>> WINNIE HAS A PET.
>> James: IS IT A PET OR PILLOW, HOLD IT UP!
( BUZZER ) IT'S A PILLOW!
WILL THE STAFFERS WHO HAVE PETS SHOW US YOUR PETS, PLEASE?
>> JENNA HAS A PET.
OH, NICK, YOU DO HAVE A LITTLE DOG.
>> James: WHAT'S THAT, KATE, AN IGUANA?
>> OH,OH, MY GOODNESS!
>> James: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT WAS "PET OR
PILLOW."
WE'LL SEE YOU AT THE EMMYS.