Mario no! Help me Mario! Mario!
Mario NOOOOO!
Luigi!
LUIGIIIII!!!!!
HYAH!
HURH
Mario!
I guess this is farewell, brother.
I'll leave the rest to you.
Thank you brother.
Ah, nani?
Oioi.
I didn't think you'd actually jump in after me, brother.
I must say, I'm touched.
I've got to admit, I'm a bit of a scaredy-cat.
I know that better than anyone.
But with E. Gadd's latest invention
I knew I could FINALLY execute my plan.
You were always the fastest and bravest Brother.
But you weren't the smartest!
And the smartest always win!
Now it's time for a new era!
An era of Luigi!
It's LUIGI Time!
Hahahahahaha -urgh!
Mario?!
Luigi you fool.
You thought I wouldn't notice?
When you came back from E. Gadd last night
I saw a glint in your eye.
Oh and it was a sinister glint indeed, Luigi.
I always knew this Number 2 stuff was getting to you
And it was only a matter of time before you would do something about it.
So right before we left for our adventure
I threw Cappy on a man who looked very much like me
The fact that you didn't notice the difference was YOUR blunder Luigi.
You were a good brother.
But you should have always stayed in the shadows where you belong.
Oh!
Gooigi?!
Number 1.
Number 2.
Do you even realise what it's like to be born as a number 2 to a number 2?
The things you made me do, Luigi.
Go through spikes.
Jump in pits.
And that drain pipe.
That one was the worst of all.
But now it's time for YOU to suffer, Luigi!
Suffer like I have!
Hahahaha!
Ohohohohohoho
Ehehehehehe
What?
What's so funny?
Do it.
Waaaaahhh!
Wa, wa, wa, WA!
HOOOOOOOOO!!!
I think the world isn't ready for a Gooigi just yet.
I'll notify E. Gadd of his failure.
So, we meet again, Sonic.
However, this time things will go QUITE differently!
You see, I got hit by a mysterious arrow
And now I've acquired a stand!
BEHOLD!
TIME AFTER TIME!
With it, I'm able to stop time!
It's impossible for you to beat me now!
Hahahahaha!
Heh.
We'll see about that.
I've also been hit by a mysterious arrow
and gained a stand of my own.
HUH?!
THREE DOG NIGHT!
HOT NIGHTS!
HOT DOGS!
GEEET YOUR HOT DOGS!
Hehehe, HAHAHAHA
This is your stand?!
How ludicrous.
These are the rules of my stand, Shadow.
You'll face me in a chilli-dog eating contest.
The one who loses
will be turned into a chilli-dog!
What?
A Chilli-dog?
That is-
if you think you're strong enough to accept my challenge.
WHAT?!
I, Shadow, am the ultimate life-form
with the strongest stand in existence!
Didn't I tell you??
I can STOP TIME!
You can't win!
So what?
RAAAAAAAAARRGH!
You really don't get it, do you?
I guess I'll have to show you hahahaha
I accept your challenge!
Hot ones comin' RIGHT UP!
So... many... chilli-dogs!
But, it doesn't matter.
Time after time is invincible!
Ready....
STAAAARRRTTT!
Hahahahaha
It's over Sonic!
Time after TIME!
Sonic you fool.
It doesn't matter how fast you can eat your beloved chilli-dogs
when I can STOP TIME!
Ahahahahaha!
However...
My limit of stopping time is 5 seconds.
But it doesn't matter, Sonic
In speed, I'm your equal!
Hahahahaha
You're quite fast, aren't you Sonic?
But you're like a young waitress on her first day of work
right when the dinner rush starts
unable to keep up with the amount of orders coming in
SIMPLY put, I can keep stopping time whenever I want!
And you, Sonic
You're just too slow.
Time after TIME!
Hehehehehe, Ahahahahahaha!
I've got to say, Sonic
I hate chilli-dogs.
But these are the best I've ever had!
And you will end up as one of them
A fitting end for a fool like you, hahaha
What was that???
Did... did Sonic's jaw just twitch?
No, I must be seeing things.
That's IMPOSSIBLE!
WHAT?!
He did move!
He's able to move in my world of STOPPED TIME?!
Guh, did he also speed up?!
Sonic, HOW DID YOU MOVE?!
Is this your stand's doing?
Heh, I don't know what you're talking about Shadow
All I know is I LOOOVE Chili-dogs.
No matter.
Even if he does twitch in my world of stopped time
He's still immensely slower than me!!!
TIME AFTER TIME!
Sonic is eating!!
He's eating in the world of stopped time!!
Is this is stand's doing?
Is it his love for chilli dogs???
Guh, he's speeding up!
HE KEEPS SPEEDING UP!
But I'm almost done!
TIME AFTER TIME!
How fast can a Hedgehog eat Chilli-dogs?
I don't wanna become a chilli-dog!
I don't wanna!
TIME AFTER-
...time
WE'VE GOT A WINNER!
BIG WINNER BIG WINNER!
IIIIT'S SOOOOONIC!
No! Sonic!
YOU SET ME UP!
No!
NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo!
There's only one reason why you lost, Shadow.
There's just one simple answer.
You didn't love chilli-dogs.
*burp*