Donald Trump to visit France forBastille Day! The president is reportedly
excited about the part where they 'Let him eat cake.'
Donald Trump in Europe again!
Somehow the White House saw the G20 summit as a big success.
Meanwhile here's how the rest of the world saw Trump at G20:
And we sent our own cameras to Paris and Berlin to see what people thought of
President Trump there.
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So we asked people on the streets of Paris and Berlin if they could say
three nice things about Donald Trump, and it was difficult.
"We know that your.."
"You have origins that are like foreign origins. And you are against the.."
"The foreign people!
"I would ask him if he really thinks that other cultures are a.."
"a danger to the United States."
"I think he's a racist."
Now there are many other
juicy quotes about Trump from France and Germany. But, as promised, we thought it
would be best if we let the president respond himself. We take you now to this
fake Trump press conference.
Thank you, thank you. And let me start out by saying
how lucky you are that I am here today. Normally I would send my daughter.
So, I understand that in Paris they have some wonderful, lovely advice for me.
"I would say to Trump maybe he should give up."
Such a nasty man. Terrible! I'm not giving up.
"If I had a movie to recommend Donald Trump I would recommend 'Wolf of Wall Street.'"
Wolf of Wall Street?
The one where he says "I'm not leaving" -? Well I'm not leaving, okay.
And - really, you think I need to watch more 'Wolf of Wall Street?'
Why don't you just put me in a room full of cocaine?
"Terminator...!"
"Terminator 1, Terminator 2, & Terminator 3."
Schwarzenegger, lovely guy, terrible ratings! In fact they should remake all
of the Terminator movies with me in there, instead of Arnold.
"You're terminated! You're fired. Hasta la vista, baby."
I would recommend to Trump
Home Alone."
Home, alone. That's how I feel every day in the White House.
Why do you think it plays so much golf?
Okay, I get it!
They don't like me in Paris. But what about Berlin?
"Clockwork Orange?"
That is what my beauty team calls me! Because they spray on my orange -
like clockwork.
Nasty! Such a nasty language...
"He likes Israel, and he likes the Jews in the world, and I think that's enough."
First of all, Israeli guy, what are you doing in Berlin?
Have you learned nothing?!
"When he will put the embassy in Jerusalem, the Jewish Embassy in Jerusalem,"
Very nice! I love Jerusalem!
I came to the wall,
I saw the wall,
I grabbed the wall.
"'La Vita E Bella.' Si."
"La Vita E Bella." That's the "Life is Beautiful," right?
Great documentary. In fact, I like that other documentary the one with the Schindler...
In fact do you remember I retweeted that video of the guy who had me
body-slamming CNN? Fake news, terrible. He did great work!
He also photoshopped - I don't know if you saw this - all the CNN hosts with Jewish stars in
the photos. Great guy.
Next, he is going to have me body-slamming the girl in the
red dress from "Schindler's List."
Thank you, and let us make anti-semitism great again.