Ike: Amber, um.
Tori: Hm?
What is it?
Ike: I just wanted to, uh...
Amber.
♪♪
Will you marry me?
[silverware clattering]
Tori: Yes, yes, of course!
[clapping]
April: Congratulations, you two!
Tori: Thank you so much!
Ike: We're celebrating.
We'll take your finest
carton of milk!
Tori: Oh!
April: Of course!
You know, it is not dinner without a cold glass of milk.
Tori: Honey, I have work in the morning--
Ike: We're getting married!
It's a reason to celebrate.
One carton, two glasses, please!
April: Yes, sir.
Jessica: Oh, honey.
Why can't we still be young and have fun like them?
Arvin: You know my body don't handle milk
the way it used to.
Jessica: Mm.
Austin: Hello.
I'm the house milk sommelier.
I heard we were celebrating this evening.
Ike: Yes.
Austin: Now, just a formality,
I'll have to check both parties' ID's.
[audience laughter]
Thank you, thank you.
Very good.
We're both over the age of three.
[audience laughter]
Now, what are we in the mood for this evening?
Ike: Mm, I was thinking something sweet.
Maybe something chocolatey?
Austin: Oh!
Oh my.
Yes, well we do have a lovely Chocolat milk.
Tori: Honey, can we afford chocolate?
Austin: Now I notice that we are both having seafood
this evening, may I recommend our
[French accent] Deux Percent Chocolat Milk from Horizon?
Ike: Oh... it sounds perfect.
Jessica: Oh my!
They ordered a whole carton just for the both of them.
Arvin: Yikes, I'm just getting a tummy ache
just thinking about it.
I'm not the ten-year old I used to be.
Jessica: No...
[audience laughter]
Austin: This is our Pasteurized
Two-Percent Chocolate Milk from Horizon.
The cow was raised
on the south bank of a river in Wisconsin.
Lots of rain this year, so of course,
that means lots of, you know, wet cows.
[cork-esque pop]
You'll notice a lighter body
with flavours of both milk and chocolate.
[audience laughter]
[bubbling]
[audience laughter]
[continues bubbling]
Ike: It's wonderful.
[appreciative chuckle]
Now this is how it's done!
Cheers!
[glasses clink]
Arvin: They ordered some more!
Somebody need to cut them off!
[Jessicas's awestruck sigh]
April: So sorry to bother you two.
But the man over there saw you celebrating
and wanted to send over one of our oldest bottles as a gift,
a 1997 Two-Percent.
Tori: Oh, wow, that--
That is just-- that is too kind.
[cork-esque pop]
[chunks squelching]
[audience laughter]
[splattering]
Honestly, truly, too kind.
Who is this mysterious gentleman?
April: He's a regular of ours.
Used to be quite a big deal in the dairy industry.
Enjoy.
[audience laughter]
Ike: Thank you, sir!
Cow: Mooooo!
[audience applause]
Cow: Moo!
Mooo!
Moo.
- Ah, yes.
They suggest an aperitif of liking the sketch
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Cow: Mooooo!
Moo.
♪♪
Mooo!
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Cow: Moooo!
Moo, moo.
- Excuse me?!