What's up guys, hope you're doing well.
If you're new to the show in these videos I talk about things that I hate, things I'm
just: Not About That Life!
For example, Meek Mill.
Wow doe!
Let's talk about this for a second.
It really took you four days to come out with that?
That's what you come out with?
DAHECK!
You had one job!
All you had to do was talk about Jimmy in DeGrassi getting shot in the back.
Coming out with the Undertaker theme music.
I would be upset if I was the Undertaker.
I just hope that this is one of four disses that you have prepared.
And since when do people come out with soft diss songs to lead up to their better ones.
Why can't we just come out with straight fire?
And can you enunciate?
What are you saying Meek Mill?
I don't wanna have to look online for the words every song that you write.
That's too much work.
Not About That Life!
When your sister takes a dump, but now you have to go use the shower.
Now, it's just like a conflicting smell going on the whole time.
Sorta smells like fruit, sorta smells like a bad life choice.
When you get done with the shower, you feel like you need to take another shower.
Not About That Life!
I have this friend who's vegetarian and the only reason he became vegetarian was because
his girlfriend is vegetarian.
Which is fine, I'm ok with that.
BUT, after a while he started preaching to me about how bad meat was and he was like:
"Dude, you don't know what's in the meat that you eat.
You don't even know.
You gotta read up on it dude."
I don't really care.
"You don't know the chemicals, the chemicals, the chemicals that are in it!
He kept stressing all the bad things that were in processed meat.
But I was like...you smoke cigarettes.
"Yeah, man I know...but it's addicting, it's addicting man, it's addicting!"
I was like...I know man.
I know.
So are Big Macs.
Not About That Life!
I've been going to the gym recently, trying to get swole.
There are a bunch of things that annoy me when I'm at the gym.
First of all, our gym is adding a full-service cafe.
I don't have a problem with that.
But why is there only one squat machine?
Uhh...priorities people.
Not About That Life!
The line to get a sandwich is gonna be shorter than the line to get squats.
How does that make sense?
And tell me why we keep getting kicked off the basketball court from Latin Cardio.
Why can't they do the Latin Cardio in a dance studio, where dancing is supposed to be done.
We don't come into the dance studio and play basketball, do we?
This Asian lady walked in, gonna start yelling at us to get off the basketball court cause
they need to warmup.
First of all, it's 6:57.
Latin Cardio doesn't start until 7:00.
Do we come in and get to warmup before we play basketball.
No!
DAHECK wrong with you.
Not About That Life!
When you watch a UCF main event, but it only lasts for 30 seconds because Ronda Rousey
is fighting.
I'm sorta about that life, but can we her some competition please!
Not About That Life!
Females, I'm going to have to do another video dedicated solely to just talking about you
guys.
This is getting out of hand.
There's this one girl that texts me first, ok?
She's fine, I'm not going to lie.
She texts me first.
When I respond, she no longer says anything.
Not like I said, she is fine, so I'm probably not going to do anything about it now.
But one day, I'm gonna hit here with the "Who is this?"
text.
It's coming.
It's definitely coming.
Not About That Life!
I had to stop talking to this one girl cause she played the Sims.
It's not that she played the Sims that was the problem, it's that she was married to
her ex-boyfriend in the game.
DAHECK!
Not gonna be virtually cheating.
You have sex in that game!
She was like: "No...it's called Woo-hoo.
It's different."
What?
Why do they blur out what's happening then?
That's not...uhh.
I'm not ok with that.
You seem him more than you see me.
Not About That Life!
I don't know what it is, some girls cannot take a compliment.
I told this one girl, "hey, you look really pretty tonight."
She was like: "Excuse me?
Just tonight?"
This is our first date...I don't understand that question...uhh yes?
Not About That Life!
Well that's all I got for this week.
I asked you guys what you were Not About That Life on Snapchat and here's what you had to
say:
When you plug your phone into charge, walk away for an hour or two, come back and realize
it wasn't plugged in all the way.
Not About That Life!
When you're playing GTA online and people keep killing you for no reason.
Not About That Life!
When someone gives you a draw four card in Uno.
Not About That Life!
When your mom and dad give you genes that make your hair standup in the back.
Not About That Life!
When you woke up really early and you decide to take an afternoon nap, but then your mom
wakes you up to do chores.
When you're in class with the kid who won't stop clicking his pen.
Not About That Life!
When LeBron James is going to be in the sequel of Space Jam.
Not About That Life!
Great job this week guys.
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What are you Not About That Life?
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No Jugamos Juegos.
Throw me the alley.
I'm a grown man.