Then their moist lips met and they started...
SHUT! UP!
[LAUGHING]
Hey guys.
What are you laughing at?
Someone's been writing 'SMOSH' fan fiction
and it is spicy!
[LAUGHING] Listen! Listen!
After a romantic lunch in the cafe
that Anthony always stole ketchup from-
Ian and Anthony walked, hand in hand-
through the sexy part of the park!
[laughing]
Yeah, that's super funny!
What a hilariously inaccurate story-
that in no way represents actual events!
[both laughing uncomfortably]
Okay. How did they know that
i only feel safe in the sexy part of the park
when you hold my hand?
And, that I refuse to pay for condiments?
Dude, no one knows these things
except for us.
Did you write that fan fiction?
No! Did you?
Of course not!
So, if neither of us wrote it,
Who did?
Seriously man?
What? It's free.
Looks like um ....
"HornyErica14"
That sounds like an appropriate user name.
This is exactly what we're doing right now....
No way!
"Then Anthony exclaimed...
"Wait, this says exactly what we're doing right now in this hallway,"
and Ian gasped, "No way!" "
[GASP]
What does it say next?
Oh no...
Anthony's eyes ...
met Ian's...
No!
What next?
... They leaned in close to each other ...
Oh no!
I don't even want to do this!
It's like I can't even control my own body!
Then...
Just say it damn it!
And then ...
Their 'tongs' intertwined ...
Huh?
[laughs] Oh!! She must have meant
'tongues'
Ohhhhh!
That was a close one.
Thank dog for typos, right?
Oh no...
What?
"Coming Soon"
"Chapter 2"
"Ian and Anthony Go All the Way!"
But I don't want to go all the way ...
It says right here she's at
'Fan Fic Con: The Nations Premiere Fan Fiction Convention.'
Then damn it...
we're gonna be at Fan Fic Con,
The Nations Premiere Fan Fiction Convention.
Let's put a stop to this malarky.
Let's do it.
The tongs are sticky.
All right, remember.
We get inside there the fans are gonna go crazy for us.
Anthony.
If we get swarmed by fans in there,
if we get split up...
I want you to go on
without me.
Don't you look back!
You hear me!?
I wasn't going to.
Oh.
Yo, what's up dude?
Yo.
Fan Fic Con, right?
Does it strike you a little weird that nobody's
recognized us yet?
Dude, your name ... turned around.
That way
then they know I'm ...
Ian Heecocks:
And, I'm Anthony Padilla...
Of SMOSH?
You know, maybe if they know
that we're on, like a secret
missions
So, they just don't want to bother SMOSH ...
Because, we're on, like a secret SMOSH mission.
Yeah.
By Ian Heecocks and
Anthony Padilla.
Mmm hmm.
Of 'SMOSH'
Ah! Oh!
Could I get a picture?
Dude, I knew this was gonna happen.
This sucks but we're on a suuuuuper busy.
Yeah.
But ... one picture. Your a fan, right?
Thank you guys!
All right, all right.
I'll take a selfie. I'm good a selfies.
Heega-san....
We're finally getting a photo!
You want us...
to take a photo of you two?
He's my favorite!
Yeah, let me just take a ...
Oh!
Let me get that ...
Sorry, I slipped... that was my bad.
Ohhhhhh!!!!!
Who were they?
How are we gonna find "HornyErica"
amist all the other horny fan fiction writers?
There's thousands of them!
Well, it is 'Fan Fic Con: The Nation's Premiere Fan Fiction Convention.'
You know what, we should split up.
I'll search the floor; you try to find some kind of
information kiosk or directory.
If you can't find that, you can take the escalator
go up, get a birds eye view-
Found it.
Nice. Team work, right?
Oh my god!
Aww it's you!
Listen, we need to talk "HornyErica14"
Oh my god!
This is a dream come true! I just wrote-
in my fan fiction,
that you two will show up here,
and ....
you guys are here!
About that.
So, it turns out everything you write,
becomes true.
Really?
[laughing] That's amazing!
Yeah...
We're hoping that you just stop
writing
Yeah, or write us in like cooler stuff like
for instance, if Anthony and I are gonna kiss
the Power Rangers bust in!
And we kiss them instead?
No!
no?
Just no writing....
When I say that you guys are gonna
go all the way...
You guys are really gonna go ...
all the way!
Yes! And we don't want that!
So maybe instead we could just go
all the way to Paris?
or something?
No, no no! No matter what cool scenarios
she writes us in, we're eventually gonna have sex.
That's NOT okay!
No Paris shenanigans-
or Power Rangers action
is gonna make that okay!
Okay, fine!
Can you please just stop writing about us.
....... Naw.
[shirts ripping]
OH!
Awesome!
Not awesome!
Please, stop making us do all this crazy stuff!
.... and just marry us already!
What the hell?!
No!
Listen "HornyErica14"-
What your doing is very wrong.
The fact that we have no control over our
bodies or minds is increditbly dangerous and ...
Oh, my God!
[slap]
I shall marry the lady, "HornyErica14"
Nay, scoundrel!
I shall be the one to marry her!
Draw your weapon!
.... someone's gonna get hurt ....
.... please STOP!
Okay, I'm sorry. Your right. No guns...
No REAL guns!
Oops!
My nipples are showing.
Ooh!
STOP!
I'm just having a little bit of fun, guys!
Do you have any idea how terrifying it is
to know that your entire life is pre-planned?
And, that some entity is- [gagging]
Nope, nope...
And, that some entity has created you for the
sole purpose of fulfilling their
sick, twisted, self serving fantasy?
Na....
Oh! Ew.
Oh, come on! What's with the 'tongs' all the time?
Do you seriously not no how to spell 'tongues' because
you keep writing 'tongs'.
Wait, I'm sorry...
I meant, dongs.
NNNNOOOOO!!!!!!!
[clears throat]
So.....
Uh....
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