i once took my trunks off in the communal area of a lady's changing room after getting out of
a pool and misreading the signs through my foggy goggles so uh where was the swimming pool it was
uh at the leisure center all right where was the leisure center snatched the swimming pool
it was my local leisure center okay did anyone see your genitalia four people look but no one saw it
i'm keen to know at which point were you planning to take off your goggles
when i get out of the pool i shake off like that yeah i turn back let them have a nice look
and then i i put the goggles up i i there's no way you'd keep your goggles on for
for the walk well i am short-sighted and they are prescription goggles
so you were going to wear them home i wear them home now
i was going to put my glasses on that were in the dressing room so so the reason you kept the
goggles on that stopped you being able to do that was so that you could see so you you get into the
changing rooms yes now it's goggles off like that yeah and uh so now you can't see anything
i can't see a thing yeah there was actually no one in the room it's trunks down like that yeah
yeah and that's that's when i heard the voice and what was the voice hello i live in your trunks
but that's another story for next week no that's the children's book you're working on
i still feel publishers will be nervous
so i go in i do that i bend over speed those down and uh it's like it's like
your technique goggles off pants down i mean do you not go to your locker i would
take the goggles off put them in the locker i wouldn't go goggles off pants day right
where's my locker i was at the logic what did the voice say the voice said uh excuse me
and i said excuse me i'm sure you should be in here did you not question yourself at this point
question myself a question what are you doing in the most changing room
all right could you say excuse me exactly where we went to come out here this is exactly how it
works right where are we going i'll walk you from the uh right so i've left my child in the pool
the pool at this point the goggles aren't yet steamed goggles are
on the phone they're a bit wet and i walked in i now i'm in there and then
and then i think right and then i look up with my goggles it's goggles off excuse me
you're that woman from the world show
this is the ladies get out you pervert i don't think you'll find this is the men's changing
room hang on a minute no that's not right because if if you said that to her i think you'll find
this is the men's change room and you believed it and your system would kick back in again bam
oh no no no i was i wasn't going to make a point of go right come on then beat that
but then the woman said to me she said excuse me i panicked and i said uh i did i said excuse me
this is the man she says no this is the women's and uh i thought for a minute i thought she was
wrong and then i thought oh my gosh she might be right and then another woman came in and then
the third woman but i'm so argumentative it wasn't until the fourth woman came in
but i considered that i've made a mistake so what do you think was he telling the truth there
david's team i think it's without question a lie in fact if it is the truth i'm prepared to pull my
trousers and pants down right now on this show i'm not comfortable with that sort of forfeit becoming
part of the format of this game so you are willing to say that you are willing to drop your trousers
if this is true yeah can we get you some goggles as well i don't need them my eyes will be closed
well i think we're saying it's a lie i'd like to say that i'm not willing to do anything at all
if we have to be wrong so you're suddenly a game for god's sake
so you say it's alive okay three was it the truth or was it a lie
true
can i just say that i just whispered could you change it because it was referred to life
you