You've got a brand new song, It's called 'Weird Guy'.
What's it about?
I think there's just a lot of things that everyone can really go
"Oh, yeah, that's happened to me.
I know someone who's that strange, that weird."
And I've basically bundled all of those things
that I think everyone can get on board with, really relevant stuff.
You're gonna feel like you know this person.
Alright, well, let's put it on right now.
This is brand new music for the very first time from Tom Cardy.
It is called "Weird Guy".
What Lewis won't know is that you and I and triple j listeners
will have written a song entirely about him.
What we need is for people right now to give us any facts
you've got about Lewis Hobba and Tom and I will
I guess we'll start writing this song.
I know that when he takes his pants off, he sings a special song.
"No pants on, no pants on."
You were Lewis' boss for a couple of years.
He wanted to fly a helicopter out to a houseboat.
Hello, Lewis' girlfriend, Alex,
do you have something that he's never told anyone else about
that we can put in the song?
It was a busy car park of a Supercheap Auto, gets out of the car
and just throws up everywhere on the pavement.
Okay, so he's done a public yarf out the front of a Supercheap Auto.
And is there anything else we need to know about it before we chuck it on?
Just enjoy, guys.
♪ I am a weird guy, a very strange guy
♪ A nonspecific guy
♪ Just a very weird guy
♪ I live a very hipster life - Very good, can you turn it up?
♪ I am a clean freak, I keep it tight
♪ Tall and lanky, you know the type
♪ A fan of hip hop, I’m very white
♪ I bet you know a weird guy like me - It’s just me, at this point.
♪ I only ever drink long black coffee - Oh, no.. It’s like a..
♪ And I think that you would agree
♪ That I’m definitely no one, specifically
♪ (no one, specifically)
♪ I am a weird guy
♪ (Who could it be?)
♪ A very strange guy
♪ (Is it you or me?)
♪ A nonspecific guy
♪ (Don’t ask me why)
♪ Just a very weird guy
♪ (Just a very weird guy)
♪ I am a very relatable weirdo
♪ When I was young, I was addicted to Halo.
♪ I used to have a horse, his name was Rambo
♪ But then he died and I had to bury him
♪ I am a man of a million faces
♪ He is a man who wore adult braces
♪ I'm the type of guy who is easily disgusted
♪ I’m the type of fella who refuses to eat custard
♪ Weird guy
♪ (Who could it be?)
♪ A very strange guy
♪ (Is it Michael Hing?)
♪ A nonspecific guy
♪ (Don’t ask me why)
♪ Just a very weird guy
♪ (Just a very weird guy)
♪ Everybody knows a weirdo that fucked up
♪ the Hottest 100 by replaying a song by Doja Cat
♪ Everybody knows a friend of Veronica Milsom
♪ Who sings a little song when they put their pants on
♪ Everybody knows a guy who tried a nicotine lozenge
♪ That made him vomit in a Supercheap Auto car park
♪ Everybody knows a guy that threw a big tantrum
♪ When his national radio station job
♪ Wouldn’t let him fly a helicopter onto a boat
♪ And then present the afternoon radio show that he works for
♪ From the boat
♪ It could be anyone
♪ Weird guy
♪ (Who could it be?) - You f***ing dogs
♪ A very strange guy
♪ (Is it Michael Hing?) - You f***ing dogs
♪ A nonspecific guy - Un-believable.
♪ (Don’t ask me why)
♪ Just a very weird guy
♪ (A very weird guy)
What the...
You dogs, you dogs, you dogs.
You monsters, you liars, you thieves.
It's incredible how quick Montaigne jumped on this.
At the start, genuinely, when you were like "tall, lanky
drinks weird, drinks black coffee, a bit of a clean freak"
I was like this whole song..
if you're just going to go on these attacks about weird guys,
none of these are weird. I do all these things.
Obviously, it got more and more specific as it went on.
Tom and Michael and our video team who’s in here
Because apparently they wanted to film Tom.
And our producer, you snake in the grass, Joe!
Everyone involved in this absolute hit piece.