(chain jingle) (thud)
- [Joey] Ow!
(audience laughter)
- Oh!
It all looks so beautiful.
The turkey, the stuffing.
- The cranberries.
(audience laughter) - (scoffs)
Enough!
A monkey could have made them!
(audience laughter)
- Hey, listen guys, we feel really terrible.
(audience laughter)
- He's doing that weird eye-contact thing.
(audience laughter)
Don't look at him.
(audience laughter)
- Come on you guys.
We want you to know we're very, very sorry.
(audience laughter)
Right guys?
- I feel terrible. - Oh, so sorry.
- Sorry.
- But let's not ruin this day.
You worked so hard.
Let's move past this
and try to have a nice meal all together.
- The floating heads do make a good point.
(audience laughter)
- Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.
- So bad.
(audience laughter)
- Okay.
Okay, you two go get the dessert
and I'll let you in.
- Dessert?
(audience laughter)
- Yeah.
I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies.
You did remember, right?
- Pies, oh.
We thought you said prize.
(audience laughter)
Here.
(audience laughter)
- Grand Supreme little darling.
- Congratulations!
(audience laughter)
- Oh my God.
You forgot the pies?
Well, I can't believe this.
You forced me to make dinner.
Then you're an hour late and you forget
the one little thing that I asked you to do.
- Really girls, not cool.
(audience laughter)
- Well, you man heads aren't any better.
You lied about going to the game.
You knew it would make you late and you still went anyway.
- Hey, I'm getting a little tired of this, okay.
We said, we're sorry.
It's Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes.
A day of forgiveness.
- It's a day to be thankful.
- Don't make me come up there.
(audience laughter)
- It's too late for apologies.
- Fine.
Let's just go.
I don't need your stupid dinner.
- That would be a lot more convincing
if you weren't drooling.
(audience laughter)
- Ew! Is that what that is?
(audience laughter)
- Sorry.
(audience laughter)
- Come on you guys.
Let's just do our own Thanksgiving.
- Yeah, I'll cook.
- Yeah, let's go out.
- Hey!
(audience laughter)
- Yeah, you three, have a nice Thanksgiving.
- The three of us?
- Yeah.
You, Chan and the vein!
(gasp) (audience laughter)
- Uh oh.
I'm stuck.
- Joey, that is not going to work.
- No, seriously.
I'm really wedged in here.
- I'll pull you through.
- Ow, ow, ow! Stop, stop!
I'm worried about damaging my head!
- It's a little late for that.
(audience laughter)
- Hurry up.
You got to do something.
- All right, well, this does not change anything!
Okay, we need to get something
to grease the sides of his face.
- Uh, we got turkey grease.
- Bring it.
(audience laughter)
- I just want to say
that I'm sorry I referred to the vein as a separate person.
(audience laughter)
- Here you go.
- Oh, that smells good.
(audience laughter)
- Okay.
- [Monica] Okay, try it.
(grumbles)
- It isn't working!
(audience laughter)
- All right, we're going to have to unscrew the chain.
- Well hurry!
I can't feel my ears.
- Can you ever feel your ears?
(audience laughter)
- Interesting.
(audience laughter)
- Chandler, where are your tools?
- Oh, I left them on my bulldozer.
(audience laughter)
I don't have tools.
(audience laughter)
- Well I do, but Rachel borrowed them.
- I lent them to Ross.
- I gave them to Joey.
- I left them at the park.
(scoffs) (audience laughter)