(pencil scratches paper)
- Ladies, I'm starting to get crow's feet.
- I keep finding gray hairs.
- Well, my neck is covered in sagging skin.
- (narrator) Finally you can stop worrying about growing old
with the Revelline Gun .45. - (giggles)
♪ (calming synthpop music) ♪
- (narrator) Revelline has created
a revolutionary anti-aging product
with the Revelline Gun .45. (sparkles chime)
The Revelline Gun .45 is a fully loaded revolver
that you shoot yourself with when you turn 45.
- Wow! So we're never gonna look old?
- I can't believe it!
- Wait, but how do I know that it works?
- (narrator) You'll know because you'll be dead.
- Oh. - (giggles)
- (narrator) The Revelline Gun .45 will not only stop
the formation of fine lines and wrinkles;
it'll blow them clean off your face.
- I can kiss aging goodbye.
- I'm gonna be flawless forever!
- I love how Revelline has made it so easy
for me to shoot myself in the head.
- (narrator) And with Revelline's easy application manual,
you'll know to apply the gun straight to the temple.
- (sighs) Carl's gonna love the new stress-free me.
- And Bill's gonna love my new carefree attitude.
- But remember, ladies, we're not killing ourselves for them.
We're killing ourselves for us.
- (narrator) And I didn't even tell you the best part.
- That someday women won't be judged based solely on their looks?
- (narrator) No. That the Revelline bullets are also pink.
(women laugh and cheer)
- (narrator) Revelline. Be unforgettable.
Until it's time to be forgotten.
(gunshot)
♪ (calming synthpop music) ♪