what's up guys I really appreciate you
coming all the way down here but
seriously I can't go out tonight okay I
have my biggest med school interview
every tomorrow morning Jeff Chang you're
21 years old man your dad isn't
here anymore gentlemen holy nice to see
you again dr. Chang yeah how's Kathy I
mean mrs. Chang I mean dr. miss Chang
you still owe me 1750 for that hole in
my fence Oldman uh hey that's like
eighth grade your interview with dr.
Collins is at 8:00 a.m. tomorrow morning
I'll pick you up at 7:00 your suit is
pressed I had to call in a lot of favors
to get you this interview be rested be
sharp do not embarrass me Oh dickwads
Jeff Chang you need to sit down just
take a seat please
Jeff Chang this isn't just any birthday
okay this is your 21st birthday here we
go this is a day that you become a man
in the United States of America bald
eagles and Budweiser you go out and
drink
we ran after you would have to leave the
village and I'll come back to you kill
the bear none of that is true
there's no bears in Africa no we have to
read a book whatever I'm taking you out
with you what you're not that's what I'm
saying but just one beer one beer that's
all I want
we'll take cutter eat it man nothing's
gonna happen
you