-Kevin and I are about to face off in a game of "Slapjack."
It works like blackjack... -Yes.
-...but at the end of each round,
the winner gets to slap the loser across the face
with a giant prosthetic hand.
-Yeah, that's it right here. [ Cheers and applause ]
Yes. Yeah.
-Now, Kevin, we have played this game before.
You -- And I won. -Yeah, you did.
-But why -- why did you want a rematch?
-You know why I wanted the rematch.
I wanted the rematch because you gave me a white hand last time.
[ Laughter and applause ]
Now, I'm very serious. I'm not playing around.
-I know. I know.
-You invited me to play the game.
-Uh-huh. -And I get here,
and you gave me a giant white hand.
[ Light laughter ]
Not only was it disrespectful, but it wasn't fair.
[ Laughter ] So I said -- I said,
"Let's play it again..." -Okay.
-"...but give me a black hand..."
-Okay, yeah. -"...so my powers can be real."
You took my -- You took my powers away.
[ Cheers and applause ] -Black man with a white hand.
-Yeah, yeah.
-Can't no black man with a white hand...
-White hand. -...slap good, no.
Come on. Are you ready? -Yeah, I'm ready!
-I hope you're ready. -Yep, here we go.
-'Cause I got a little thing called a black hand.
[ Laughter ]
All right. [ Suspenseful music plays ]
-[ Chuckles ] -[ Chuckling ] Oh!
Mm-hmm.
[ Laughs ]
-All right, all right, all right.
-[ Chuckles ] -Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo!
Oh, my goodness!
-You know what? Stop it. Stop it.
[ Laughter ]
Stop it.
Oh, come on.
-12.
-I know what it is! -All right. I got...
[ Light laughter ]
I got 20 here.
-I know what you have, Jimmy. I know what you got.
-No, no. I'm not -- I'm not hitting.
I'd like to stay.
♪♪
18.
-I got to hit 'cause I can't beat 20.
So I have to take a hit for the sake of the game.
And I want to make this clear -- if this was Vegas,
I would -- I would -- I would stick, but...
-Dude, maybe the next one is 3 and you'll --
Maybe the next one's 3, and you'll win.
[ Laughs ] -Stop it. Stop it.
-Come on. -Stop it.
-Face card.
-Ah! [ Cheers and applause ]
Ah! -Come on.
-Ah!
[ Cheers and applause continue ]
-Oh! This is rigged.
That is so rigged. -Hey. Hey.
What?! -Hey.
-Yeah.
-Hey, quick question, Jimmy. -What's up?
-What did the black hand say to the white face?
[ Light laughter ]
-What?
-Slap! [ Laughter ]
[ Trombone plays sad notes ]
Yeah. Yeah.
[ Laughter ] [ Cheers and applause ]
-You put a little mustard on that.
-Oh, my God. -My face is red.
Can we see that in slow-mo? -Let me see it.
-[ In slow motion ] Slap!
[ Laughter ]
-That was a little whiplash at the end of that one.
This is ridiculous. -I wasn't as strong last time.
-I'm gonna -- I'm gonna burn one,
'cause I don't trust this deck. -Okay.
-I don't want to -- that seems, like, crazy to me.
I'll burn two. -What? You -- Don't cheat.
-Okay. [ Suspenseful music plays ]
What do I do? What do I do?
-You give -- You give me one up first.
-Oh, you there you go. -All right.
-There you go. -And now you give yourself down.
-Uh-huh.
Now I give you up? -Now me, up.
-Mm-hmm.
-Ooh, ooh.
Ooh! [ Light laughter ]
And you go up.
You go up.
-Ooh, ooh, ooh!
[ Laughter ]
All right. Are you gonna hit?
-No. I got 20.
-Okay, okay.
I'm gonna hit. I got 13.
Oh, man.
[ Light laughter ]
All right. 19. -That's -- That's 19.
Come on, man.
[ Drum roll ]
-Come on. -Come on, man.
-Deuce, come on, 2.
-I'm gonna knock your head off.
[ Laughter ]
Ah! -Oh, my goodness!
[ Trombone plays sad notes ]
What -- Is it talking to you?
-What did you say? What?
-Huh -What did you say?
[ Light laughter ]
Oh, that's what this is about.
-[ Chuckling ] Oh, my gosh.
-You say my Seinfeld impression was better?
[ Laughter ]
Okay. Come on, man, seriously.
Just brace yourself. All right.
[ Laughter and applause ]
♪♪
[ Cheers and applause ] -Oh, you are the champ.
-So good. -Kevin Hart, everybody!
[ Cheers and applause ]