And you Chef
Where your restaurant at?
You haven't made a restaurant
So where you cook？
At home?
So you not Chef haiyaa
You just home cook
Anybody can do that
Uncle Roger have sex at home, I don't say I pornstar
Haiyaa
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Nice to meet you Hannah
What are you, you guys together? dating?
How long now?
Five months, okay
Still new, still new
They still actually like each other, okay
Wilson, What are your favorite quality about Hannah?
Her what?
Her insides?
That very dirty, Wilson, very dirty
Don't phrase like... just say personality
Her inside...
Who introduced girlfriend like that?
This my girlfriend, my favourite part of her: her inside
Sorry children
Haiyaa
Okay, we move on, we move on
What you do, what you do?
What?
OB-GYN?
Oh nice, so you help people deliver baby
Nice, very important job
See the insides
So have you seen Hannah inside?
Is it as good as Wilson say? Is it as good?
Or is that bitch's shit need renovation? What
Okay, what your favourite type of vagina?
Uncle Roger don't know about that job do
What?
A healthy one?
Okay
What does unhealthy one look like?
How can you tell?
If it's infected?
We trying to do comedy show here, lady
Don't bum everyone out
Give me a cheer if you have infected vagina
Of course this the niece
Are you single also?
Yeah that why, that why
Nice to meet you, nephew Ryan
What you do for a living?
Trainer? Train them how to put thing into boxes?
That it?
All three of you Amazon, okay okay
Thank you for showing up on time
Package so annoying
How long you work at Amazon now?
Is it true that they exploit you?
Is it true
That why you still work there, oh because you trainer now
You exploit the other people
Nice, nice
Can they use the bathroom when they in the office?
No? good, Uncle Roger like
Remind me of Asia
We very efficient
Why your box always too big?
Why you buy one stapler and they give you this big ass box?
Cause this trainer suck at his job, that why
Who here is Chef?
Nice, what kind of food you make?
Some Asian, some barbecue chicken
That very different
Just do everything
You sure you're good?
You sure?
Okay okay what's your name, little nephew?
Devin
Nice, and you Chef. Where your restaurant at?
You haven't made a restaurant
So where you cook?
At home?
So you not Chef haiyaa
You just home cook
Anybody can do that
Uncle Roger have sex at home, I don't say I pornstar
Haiyaa
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Just see me make love to rice cooker
Or make love to my wok
Uncle Roger pansexual
What?
You love Mark
Everything about him also
Haiyaa
This couple full of bullshit, so much bullshit
This 10 year together and... don't hate one single thing
Let's talk to honest people
Honest couple here
You guys a couple?
What do you hate about her?
She got no job right now? see?
This what real couple look like, yeah
This bitch unemployed
Okay unemployed woman, what your name?
Holly, nice to meet you, niece Holly
So, how long you been unemployed for?
Three years?
Holy shit, this guy so much patience, good
What you do before you unemployed?
Work for the government
Okay
What type of job? secret thing or like
Can you say?
Background investigator
This very interesting, this one, okay, who you investigate?
Jeffrey Epstein
No?
Everyone
Except him
He should be the one you investigate first
He is all everybody talk about when they hear about news from America
Okay niece Holly, your husband here, what your name?
Nephew Ted, what you do for a living? you have job?
You have job? nice
What you do, what you do?
Information security
So you prevent her from checking the background of your client
Niece, what your name?
Aisha, nice to meet you and who is she?
Your girlfriend?
Nice, nice
How long you guys dating
10 months?
Tinder also?
The gay version of Tinder
The gay version of Tinder, what is that?
Grindr?
Grindr for guy
It was TAIMI
TAIMI?
Is that a real app?
Are you sure?
Anybody hear of TAIMI
Three people haiyaa
I think you need to use better app
There is nobody on there
You found the only other person who use TAIMI
What you do for living?
Optometrist
Okay, optometrist, and your girlfriend?
Training to be prison guard
10 months together
Where your first date? Where you go on your first date?
She came to your house?
Fuiyoh
Uncle Roger need to get this app now
All the woman on there so easy
It just 5 woman on the app
And they come to your house on first date
Save so much money
Don't need to bring them to PizzaExpress or something
You made pizza, nice, how you make pizza? tell me
Let all judge your pizza
I made the dough because I used to be a baker
You used to be baker, and now you about to be prison warden
How shit was that bakery? haiyaa
Which shit old Greggs you work at?
And give you so much trauma, you like I just want to take care of inmate now
Fuck flour, I want prisoner, prisoner
Okay optometrist
So you put up like the letter and we have to see the the letter on the screen
Okay why the letter always so small?
Trying to fuck me up
Every time I go: Oh your vision get worse
Just make the text bigger haiyaa
Nice, nice, front row, how you doing? how you doing?
Nice nice, fuiyoh, fuiyoh! It's right
Anthony, and this your whole friend group?
Brother, girlfriend, your girlfriend okay
Which one is your favourite?
Your brother or your girlfriend? If they both drop in river, who you save first?
Of course the brother's girlfriend, she gonna die, she gonna die first
If they all drop in river, who you save?
The one you get to sleep with? See? that kind of brother, useless, useless!
Choose pussy over you haiyaa
Okay how you guys met? How you met her?
Tinder? fuiyoh
Uncle Roger thought Tinder just for hookup
What's the opening line to her?
Do you like motorcycle
Because you can ride on me, is that why you say it to her?
Bring a helmet?
Okay
And you fell for that shit
You need better standard haiyaa
Okay Anthony, and what your name?
Carmen, okay, what you do on first date?
Ride a motorcycle
Okay
Anything happen afterward?
You rode another motorcycle
Anthony, you know about this?
How many motorcycle you riding right now
Carmen, how many motorcycle?
You want to save her? You sure you want to save her?
Hello niece and nephew, it's Uncle Roger
Uncle Roger currently in New York right now with Nephew Nigel
For my HAIYAA world tour
And also trying to see Auntie Esther
But touring so exhausting haiyaa
Uncle Roger old now
I think this gonna be my last tour ever
Next tour onward, it just gonna be Nephew Nigel
He younger, got more energy
So if you want to see Uncle Roger on tour
This your only chance!
Get ticket, link in description
If your city not on there or it sold out, don't worry
Uncle Roger listen to you
Leave comment on this video, tell me where I should go
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Because Uncle Roger always adding extra date
Hopefully see you there
See how much fun the people in Chicago and Leicester have?
if you want to be in that crowd, go buy ticket now
See you soon, niece and nephew, bye-bye!