I owned a lot of clothes like too many
like an unreasonable number of clothes
regardless here in every single piece I
own so I've always thought about
building my wardrobe the same way I
think about drinking which is bottoms up
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basically what I'm trying to say is I
buy pants first and then I think about
what colors and silhouettes of tops
would complement them this is because
obviously pants are generally way more
expensive than tops so I own fewer of
them and I also feel like the pants that
you own and specifically the silhouette
of jeans that you choose really sets the
tone for your whole wardrobe and acts as
a basis of your whole style these are my
absolute favorite jeans in the [ __ ]
universe but they cost like an arm and a
leg and three or four kidneys on the
black market
so thrifted jeans like these ones are a
godsend because they only cost like half
of an egg maybe since most of my bottoms
are on the loser and nothing is super
skin tight and scandalous I like to
contrast that with my tops most of which
show off either my collarbones shoulders
or an egregious amount of acne when I'm
shopping for tops I think about them
falling into one of two categories
either they're a statement top that on
its own is cute enough to dress up a
simple pair of jeans or they're a nice
blank background to pair with some funky
printed pants or a little bit more of a
crazy outfit obviously my sweaters have
to be a little bit more high coverage so
I don't freeze my clavicle off in the
winter but I still look for details that
set them apart like a cool mint texture
or pattern or at the very least a good
old-fashioned Steve Jobs turtleneck
I also own some basic tees for when I
can be bothered to wrangle my boobs into
one of those finicky trendy looking tots
and this also happens to be what I wear
like five days per week when I'm a
complete and utter editing well in case
you're wondering what the hell is going
on here this is a scientifically
accurate representation of my last brain
cells when I'm up at 4 a.m.
still on Final Cut Pro okay um that's
enough of that moving on when it comes
to jackets and coats I am a complete
texture [ __ ] I look for pieces that
already works with my existing color
palette but add that extra layer of
dimension with some nice denim or
leather or any of that texture goodness
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so I own a lot of dresses but in my
defense they each have their own purpose
like my first date dress my second date
dress my dress for hiding my hands
during socially awkward situations my
I'll literally never have an occasion to
wear this one I'm keeping it because
it's pretty dressed my picnic [ __ ]
dress my hardcore picnic bench dress my
I think I'm just addicted to buying
gingham dresses dress my I forgot to
shave my legs dress my I remembered to
shave my legs dress and of course my I
ate way too much of Thanksgiving and now
none of my jeans fit but at least this
dress fit dress in case I don't feel
like peeing for an entire day I also own
some rompers including this one with a
thoroughly broken zipper that I'm
clinging on to for no apparent reason I
am a big fan of miniskirts as you guys
may have noticed in my videos I think
they just work well for my height and my
body types and they also come with the
phone bonus of getting catcalled by a
ton of old creepy men whenever I wear
them outside wow I love the patriarchy I
own a couple shorts and clearly don't
own an iron but these are really the
only ones that matter you know how those
shorts get kind of like sad and flacid
by the end of a summer of wearing them
not these ones these ones I wore for
like five months straight and they are
still going strong
I'm not a huge bag lady and mostly I'm
just looking for bags that will work
with the most outfits possible hence
almost black plus 90% of the time I'm
just wearing my trusty old backpack to
class anyways I have developed into a
little bit of a crazy hat lady though I
have quite a few which range from
newspaper ho to art ho which are pretty
much my only two moods so at least I got
that covered
I also own literally one scarf
yup just the one an exciting category to
us and this video okay that's it guys
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