- This is my job. It's a wonderful job that I have.
Like, I drive to work.
I come to work and I get this and I--
you should get yourself a show y'all.
If you can, you should try and get yourself a show
'cause it's really fun. It's a whole lot of fun.
I was actually thinking that and then I--
so we're gonna--we're actually gonna try to offer
a show for anybody who wants to have a show.
We're starting something, it's gonna call--
it's called MyEllentubeShow contest,
and you can create your very own show.
It can be anything. It can be makeup tips.
It can be pranks.
It can be a show about your cats, I don't care, you know.
Actually, I would like that.
But it--anything you think is a show
that people would want to watch,
and believe me, people are watching anything now,
so all you have to do is post your show on Ellentube
with the \#MyEllentubeShow
and the winners will get a chance to come here
and I'm gonna show your show on my show fo' sho'.
[cheers and applause]
I'm just kidding. How many of you actually
just right now think you have an idea for a show?
Raise you hand. See?
See? So submit it.
All right?
Another thing we have on Ellentube
are a lot of epic or fail videos,
so we're going to play "Epic Or Fail" right now.
Grab the paddle that's under your seat,
And the paddles are only for voting.
Do not try to use them in a canoe.
Don't ask me how I know that.
I'm gonna show you a video, and I have not seen it,
tWitch has not seen it.
Hopefully you've not seen it,
and you're gonna guess if it's an epic or fail.
Let's see the first one.
- Joe!
- Mm.
Yeah.
Look at--a lot of you hopefuls out there.
No. Let's see.
No. No.
All right.
Ah. I'm sure he's fine.
Let's see the next one.
Mmm.
Yeah.
Still a few hopeful people, but no.
Let's see.
- Oh, my God.
- Wow.
How is that even possible to--
Maybe she's trying to eventually go all the way around.
Maybe we're the fools.
Let's see the next one.
Let's say what--maybe there's time for epic, okay.
[cheers and applause]
- Whoa, ho ho ho.
- Wow.
That is incredible. That's amazing.
Let's see the next one.
- Pull it to your waist.
- Someone's giving him direction to do what?
Whatever it is, he shouldn't.
I'm just gonna say that. - I'm gonna say epic.
- Really? You think so? - I'm gonna say epic.
I think it's gonna turn out well.
- Okay.
- Didn't turn out well. - No.
No. No. - It didn't turn out well.
- For a minute there. - Yeah.
- All right, moving on. Next one.
It's three people-- what are they on?
- One set of skis. Three guys, one set of skis.
- One--one set of skis, three guys?
[cheers and applause] - Nice.
- Wow.
Amazing. - Nice.
That's a crazy idea. - Why do you even think
to try that? - Right.
- Why? All right.
Let's, uh, one more, right?
Okay.
Just the fact that it's called a royal flush.
Uh, it looks fun for a second there,
but I think it's-- epic, really?
- I'm gonna go epic. I'm--
- All right, it's kinda half and half here.
I'm--I don't think it looks good.
No.
That's how you play "Epic Or Fail".
Join me in this dance.