let's verse presents husband demands
divorce in a letter and his wife's reply
is brilliant when couples have problems
there are always two sides to the story
when a husband tells his friends about
the problems with his wife he often
makes her sound like a terrible shrew
the problem is that his story may not
always be the whole story if people
understand both sides chances are they
wouldn't feel the same this is the story
of the day a husband demanded a divorce
in a letter to his wife but her
brilliant reply made him regret every
word one day a husband wrote his wife a
note asking for a divorce when you first
read the letter it makes you feel bad
for the guy he makes it sound as though
his life with his wife has been terrible
this is a perfect example of there being
two sides to every story the man's
letter read I'm writing you this letter
to tell you that I'm leaving you forever
I've been a good man to you for seven
years and I have nothing to show for it
these last two weeks have been hell your
boss called me to tell me that you quit
your job and to be honest that was the
last straw
last week you came home and didn't even
notice that I had a new haircut you
didn't realize that I cooked your
favorite meal and you didn't realize
that I was wearing a brand-new pair of
silk boxers instead you went straight to
bed after watching your soaps you don't
tell me you love me anymore and you
don't want to have sex or do anything
that Bond's us as husband and wife
either you are cheating on me or you
don't love me anymore I'm done I'm gone
signed your ex-husband PS don't try to
find me your sister and I are moving
away to West Virginia together have a
great life the letter made the man's
wife sound like a horrible selfish shrew
didn't it it's not until you read her
letter back to him though that you see
the other side of the story
suddenly she doesn't look all that bad
here's her letter dear ex-husband
nothing has made my day more than
receiving your letter it's true you and
I have been married for seven years
however a good man is a far cry from
what you've been
i watch soaps to drown out your constant
whining and complaining sadly it doesn't
work I did notice your haircut last week
I think that you looked like a girl my
mother raised me to not say anything if
you can't say something nice so I didn't
comment when you cooked my favorite meal
you confused me with my sister I stopped
eating pork seven years ago right after
we got married about the new silk boxers
I turned away because the $49 99-cent
price tag was still on them and my
sister had just borrowed $50 from me
that morning quite the coincidence don't
you think even after all this I loved
you and hoped that we can work things
out I won the lottery I have ten million
dollars I quit my job and bought us
tickets to Jamaica when I got home you
were gone I guess everything happens for
a reason I talked to a lawyer
your letter leaving me ensures that you
won't get a dime of my winnings
take care signed your ex-wife rich and
free in the end the wife was not the
horrible neglectful shrew that her
husband made her out to be in his letter
he was cheating on her with her own
sister and he'd been a better man and a
faithful man he could be enjoying his
days on the white sandy beaches of
Jamaica instead he's living in West
Virginia with a lesser version of his
wife wondering what his life could have
been if he just could have been a good
guy his letter almost made you pity him
after reading her letter you can see
that there truly are two sides to the
story
the man in the story deserves all the
misery that comes into his life from
here on out she has the money she has
the happiness and she has the freedom to
move on and find a real man subscribe
for more
you