WE ARE HERE AT WILL OWE SCREENS WITH JAMES MAY, JEREMY CARSON
AND RICHARD HAMMOND, THE STARS OF THE GRAND TOUR.
WE HAVE A CHALLENGE BETWEEN THE THREE OF YOU.
YOU WILL EACH TAKE A LAP AROUND THIS COURSE AND THE FASTEST
PERSON WILL WIN.
HOWEVER THERE IS A TWIST.
I WILL BE A PASSENGER IN THE CAR AND I WILL BE ASKING YOU A
SERIES OF QUESTIONS.
FOR EVERY QUESTION YOU GET WRONG, I WILL ADD A SECOND TO
YOUR TIME.
WHO WOULD LIKE TO GO FIRST?
>> HE WOULD.
>> THEN LET'S DO IT.
>> YOU LET THE LITTLE OLD LADY GO FIRST.
ARE YOU IFING FIRST BECAUSE I JUST SAID ARE YOU GOING FIRST.
>> THE LITTLE OLD LADY SHOULD REALLY GO FIRST.
ALL THE OLD WOMEN ARE GOING FIRST, OFF YOU GO.
>> I WONDER IF ONE OF THE QUESTIONS IS ARE YOU BRILLIANT.
>> YOU WOULD GET THAT RIGHT.
>> YOU WOULD GET IT WRONG, ACTUALLY.
>> James: GO.
WHAT-- TOY STORE.
>> PIXAR.
>> WHAT IS THE CAPITOL OF RUSSIA.
>> MOSCOW.
>> WHAT COUNTRY-- IS THE MAPLE LEAF.
>> CANADA.
>> WELL WHO.
>> FAVORITE ONE DIRECTION MEMBER.
>> HARRY.
>> WHAT IS EARTH'S LARGEST OCEAN.
>> PACIFIC.
>> WHO IS HE MILLIO ES TESTIFY EASY'S DAD.
>> SHEEN.
>> WHAT ALCOHOL IS MADE IN THE MAKING OF M O.J. ITO.
>> IT IS RUM.
>> DO YOU MISS TOP GEAR?
>>-- TRUMP OR CLINTON.
>> OH I THINK IT WILL BE A COMBINATION.
>> James: OKAY, WHICH SOAKED WITH RAIN GEAR HAS A NAME THAT
STARTS WITH THE LETTER V.
>> VICTOR, VERNORS, VAGINA.
>> WHICH CHARACTER FROM SEX IN THE CITY ARE YOU?
>> MR. BIG.
>> James: OH MY WORD, I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE THAT
TERRIFYING.
>> FUN.
>> James: [BLEEP].
>> YOU CRASHED.
I JUST BUMPED THE FRONT A BIT.
>> THAT'S A CRASH.
>> NOT REALLY.
>> IT IS, PART OF THE CAR MADE CONTACT.
>> I WANTED TO BREAK IT SO YOU TWO COULDN'T HAVE A GO.
YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE SHOW, JAMES MAY IS NOT A FAST DRIVER.
>> James: HOW ARE YOU FEELING, GOOD?
>> VERY GOOD.
>> WILL THIS ROCK IN ROAD BEFORE HE GETS BACK.
>> James: WHAT 1999 FUTURISTIC MOVIE FEATURES KEANU REEFS
WITHIN THE MATRIX.
>> HOW MANY SENT METERS IN AN INCH.
>> 2.54.
>> NAME THREE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS.
>> PRIDE, AV ARIS, ENVY.
I DONEES-- .
>> James: SOUP OR SALAD.
>> SALAD.
>> WHAT IS THE.
>> WATSON.
>> WHAT IS SIX TIMES 7.
>> 42.
>> WHAT TIME OF ANIMAL IS SANDY.
>> A DEER.
>> WHAT IS ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING PETER.
>> JAMES.
>> THAT'S A TRICK ANSWER.
>> James: WOULD YOU RATHER BE ATTACKED BY A THOUSAND CHICKEN
SIZED CAMEL OR ONE CAMEL SIZED CHICKEN.
>> ONE CAMEL SIZED CHICKEN.
>>-- YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FOR?
>> FOR ANYTHING.
>> James: BEER OR WINE.
>> BOTH.
>> James:-- THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD TO FEATURE WHAT
COLOR ON ITS FLAG.
>> DON'T KNOW.
>> James: WHAT IS GREATEST YOU HAVE EVER DONE IN THE CAR.
>> THIS.
>> James: NO.
>>.
>> THEY GET OVER IT.
>> James: O.J. SIMPSON YES OR NO.
>> FOR WHAT.
>> James: ITS' UP TO YOU.
>> YES WELL DONE.
>> THANK YOU.
I WILL TRY TO TURN THE CAR AROUND I WILL SHOW YOU HOW IT IS
DONE AM YOU DRIVE-- YOU USE THE REVERSE.
>> WHERE THE MASSIVE DROPOFF IS.
>> AND YOU USE REVERSE TO GO BACK WASHEDS.
>> James: IT'S AMAZING.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: THANK YOU.
>> YOU GED RICHARD HAMMOND NEXT.
SORRY ABOUT THAT.
>> YES, I'M MOVING THE SEAT FORWARD.
HA, HA, HA, HA.
>> OH NO, NO, NO.
WHAT HAPPENED THERE.
>> YOUR ONSTAR CALL HAS ENDED.
>> IF YOU HAVE AN EMERGENCY, IT COMES TO RESCUE YOU.
>> WHAT.
>> YOU KNOW, HELICOPTERS.
>> NO.
>> YEAH.
>> WHAT IS THE NATURE OF YOUR EMERGENCY.
>> OH MY WORD.
MY CAR HASN'T GOT THAT.
>> ALL RIGHT, WHEN YOU HEAR THE-- GO.
WHO IS THE AUTHOR OF-- .
>> A RACK THAT PHOBIA IS A FEAR OF WHAT.
>> SPIDERS.
>> WHAT IS 14 TIMES 6.
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> WHAT YEAR WAS THE U.S.
DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE SIGNED.
>> 18-- .
>> James: WHAT IS THE SCWAWR ROOT OF 36.
>> 6.
>>.
>> YES.
>> WHAT IS THE SIXTH FROM THE SUN.
>>-- .
>> James: CARSON OR MAY.
>> TEN.
>> James: IF YOU ARE KIDNAPPED WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE RESCUE
YOU, LOCAL NEESON OR ARNOLD.
>> LOCAL NEESON.
>> WHAT TYPE OF SCORING TRAYS ARE SECRETARIES POINTS.
>> WHICH SHOW WON THE EMMY FOR.
>> I CAN'T THE CAR IS MAKING A CALL.
OH MY GOD.
>> WHAT IS THE NATURE.
>> WHAT HAPPENED?
>> THE EMERGENCY.
>> NO, THERE ISN'T.
>> OH GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENED HERE.
I THOUGHT IT DID.
>> THANK YOU.
I APOLOGIZE.
YES.
>> WHAT IS JAMES MAY'S FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION.
>> WHAT IS JEREMY CARSON'S FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION.
>> ON THE INTERNET.
>> OH MY GOD.
>> WHAT IS YOUR WORST DRIVING HABIT.
>> CRASHING.
I ALWAYS DO IT.
>> James: THAT'S IT.
AND WE'RE DONE.
>> YOU KNOW,.
>> James: OH MY NECK, DID YOU WELL THOUGH.
>> THIS IS THE FIRST-- I HAVE EVER DRIVEN WITHOUT CRACKER.
I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT.
HONEST, I HAVE NEVER DONE IT.
>> James: I FOR ONE AM THRILLED THAT THAT IS THE CASE.
WELL, DID YOU WELL, GUYS.
I'M GOING TO GO AND TOSS UP THESE SCORES.
AND I WILL COME BACK AND TELL YOU WHO IS THE WINNER.
IT IS A VERY, VERY IMPORTANT CONTEST.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, JEREMY.
NOT A PROBLEM, ALWAYS WELCOME.
I WILL GIVE YOU THE SCORES TO THE QUESTIONS FIRST.
JAMES MAY YOU GOT ONE QUESTION WRONG.
RICHARD HAMMOND YOU GOT THREE QUESTIONS WRONG.
JEREMY CARSON, YOU GOT TWO QUESTIONS WRONG AM BUT WHAT HAS
THAT DONE TO YOUR TIMES.
TAKING THE THIRD SPOT ON THE PODIUM WITH A TIME OF-- 1:21:56
IS JAMES MAY.
>> LOSER!
>> I HATE LOSING.
>> HA, HA, HA.
>> James: IT MEANS WE'RE DOWN TO CARSON AND HAMMOND.
WITH A TIME OF 1:14:85 AND TAKING SECOND PLACE, IS JEREMY
CARSON WHICH MEANS THE WINNER OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW'S" GRAND
PRIZE IS RICHARD HAMMOND.
THERE HE GOES.
TAKE YOUR PLACE.
WELL DONE.
>> I'M STILL [BLEEP] THAN YOU.