- Hey PewDiePie,
keep my name outcha moufah.
Put some respec on it.
- Stop playin wit my name.
- Hey what's up guys?
Keaton the angry YouTuber here,
and I'm mad dawg.
I'm so mad,
that I don't really know how to show you that I'm mad.
I'm a pretty positive, you know,
positive vibes dude kinda person.
But I'm mad and I'mma tell you why.
So guys, I've been mad for a while.
Literally, a few hours.
But I wanted to make this video this weekend.
Got the news
that I'm gonna need surgery on my hand.
Got a little sad.
So make sure your notifications turned on,
just hit the bell.
Cause I'mma do like a live stream,
or a live video, or something;
while I'm on drugs, getting this.
So make sure you guys do that.
But I'm mad dawg.
I'm gettin a bunch of Tweets sayin YouTube is broken.
Let me know in the comments
of what YouTubers you've seen videos on.
Everyone's talkin about this.
So I want to let you guys know something,
and anyone who works at Youtube that I personally know,
or have met, you guys are awesome.
This is just something with an algorithm,
or whatever that means.
So it's not you, I love you.
This is no shade being thrown.
There's some shade about to be thrown,
but not to you guys.
So I'm gettin a bunch of Tweets,
sayin half you guys can't see my videos.
Notifications aren't working,
make sure you have that bell turned on fam.
Make sure you got that thing turned on.
Or my videos just aren't hitting subscription boxes.
Done!
What?
But guys, I'm mad.
I'm chefin mad bangers over here.
The video's I have coming up in all of 2017,
are just hits.
But I can't drop em if no one's gonna get to see em.
Like, what?
What is going on?
And a lot of you guys are asking,
dude, why are you uploading, deleting,
and then re uploading the same video?
This is why.
I want to make videos so you guys can all see them.
Not, so like 4000 people can see them.
I can't chef hits,
I can't be chefin hits.
And just so like, I'm not crazy.
A lot of my favorite YouTubers like,
they haven't been getting the same amount
of views as before.
One YouTuber,
Emma Blackery,
let me know in the comments if you guys watch her.
She actually lost views.
Like, how does that even happen?
Casey, dawg, fam.
How, ow that hurt, how does that even happen?
So what's it gonna take to get my videos seen?
Hmmm? Hmmm?
Let me know, more likes?
Drop a like in this video.
Bam, bam, bam.
Drop this, drop that, million likes.
I see you PewDiePie.
I ain't forgot about you.
You guys want more meme's?
I'll give you some more meme's.
Hey what's up guys, it's Scarce here.
You guys want more meme's?
I got more meme's.
More meme's?
I got more meme's.
More meme's fam?
I got chu, but that's none of my business.
No.
What about, whoa,
what about meme's that don't even exist?
Hmmm?
I had to make this shirt.
What's it gonna take?
More energy?
It's physically impossible.
What happened there?
Is it, are we okay?
It's impossible to get more energized then this.
You guys want me to get pregnant?
Like Spiderman and Elsa?
Bam!
I can do that.
You guys want me to break my other arm for views?
I'll do it.
Trust me YouTube, I'll do it.
I seriously regret this,
with my broken arm.
You guys want me to start some YouTube drama?
I'll start some YouTube drama?
Hey PewDiePie,
keep my name outcha moufah.
Mkay.
Also,
one million likes on this video would be great guys.
Love that, PewDiePie, I love you.
Give me a call later.
I'll hit chu up in the DM's dawg.
Preciate chu!
Hey yo Max Therapy.
I like your hats.
Where do you get them?
KepStar!
I like your beard, dollar save club or harry's?
Lemme know.
Hey WolfieRaps!
Dude, I'm actually down to do a rap battle.
I'd be down, just a friendly rap battle.
Maybe for charity.
Heard you can rap fam.
Hey Zoella!
I wanted to get a girl YouTuber in there,
I really like your videos, keep it up.
If you want to collab sometime, always down.
Just let me know in the comments,
make sure you drop a like on this video.
That's the only way I'll see it.
So what do I gotta do here guys?
Do I gotta Samurai sword my gold play button?
Million likes, ow,
ow that hurt.
A million likes on this video and I'll do it.
And unlike you PewDiePie,
I won't do it to just my second channel.
I'll do it to the main.
Hiya!
So yeah guys,
I'm just a little salty about all this.
If you guys made it to the end
and want me to actually smash my play button with a sword,
drop a million likes on this video.
If he can do it, we can do it.
Ow, that hurt my arm a lot.
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