Here are five reasons why Survival of the Idiots
is the most unforgettable episode.
In this episode, SpongeBob and Patrick
find out that Sandy has begun hibernation.
During hibernation, animals don't like to be woken up.
So do not disturb.
That means you, SpongeBob.
However, the two ignore her warning,
and are greeted by a magical winter wonderland,
seeing snow for the very first time.
What is this stuff?
It's a vast swirling wonderland of sparkly white pleasure.
Let it fill your senses with cascading fluffy pillows of
excitement and comfort, as you've never felt before.
Wow, Patrick, that was beautiful.
What? I was just reading this candy wrapper.
They also discover that they can somehow breathe without helmets.
It's OK, SpongeBob.
This stuff is water. Look.
And a super-sized Sandy.
While Sandy is dreaming of capturing outlaws in the Wild West,
SpongeBob and Patrick have a little fun disturbing her sleep.
Look out, Sandy, I'm Dirty Dan.
I'm gonna catch you and throw you in jail
at taxpayer's expense.
But that's not the only thing disturbing in this episode.
Hi there, SpongeBob.
My name is Patback.
Yikes.
Well, that's a moment we can't forget.
However, their fun
quickly comes to an end when they wake Sandy up.
- Uh, SpongeBob? - Hm?
[growling]
Faster, SpongeBob! She's gaining on us!
I'm gonna skin ya and make a pair of size six boots...
That was lucky.
The two come up with the perfect idea to make sure she stays asleep.
Belly button lint earmuffs.
Alright, Pat!
I'm gonna rip your arms off...
Flap jacks...
Even after facing danger, the two aren't ready for their snow day to end.
Which brings us to the most unforgettable scene in the episode.
Dirty Jane and Pinhead Larry.
Hey, that's not fair. Cowboys couldn't afford cannons.
They couldn't afford station wagons either.
Nice paneling.
All right, Pinhead.
Your time is up.
Who you calling Pinhead?
All that fighting over who the real Dirty Dan is causes Sandy to wake up again.
I'm Dirty Dan!
- Ow! - I'm Dirty Dan!
[screaming]
Screaming will get you no--
Which one of you fellers is the real Dirty Dan?
Uh, I am?
[screaming]
Patrick!
Hot wings...
Okay, Pinhead Larry, now you get yours.
[screaming]
In this epic chase scene,
SpongeBob tries to escape the vicious sleepwalking Sandy.
Now you're gonna pay for those crimes, Pinhead.
Sandy, stand back, I warning you.
But Patrick and SpongeBob are no match for this very grumpy squirrel.
Okay, I warned you!
Did you win?
Hi, SpongeBob.
[growling]
Once she's finally back to sleep,
the two race to escape the frozen tree dome.
Ouch!
Sorry, Patrick, but the door is slippery.
- It's frozen shut. - Let me have a try.
Open sesame.
Well, I've done all I can do.
Then we're stuck in here until the door thaws.
In spring.
Barnacles.
After realizing they're trapped for the winter,
SpongeBob and Patrick find the perfect way to keep warm.
Sandy's fur.
They decide to completely wax Sandy of all her fur.
It's like a gold mine, but with fur.
Somehow not waking her up in the process.
Pat, no!
[growling]
Pat, are you crazy?
No, I'm warm.
It seemed the two were set to withstand a long, cold winter.
Man, that fur really hits the spot.
No more frozen armpits.
And this eyebrow-goatee combo works like a charm.
This is the best idea we've ever had.
You said it.
I'm ready for the longest, coldest winter ever.
Bring it on!
Well, that was quick. Spring is sprung, and so is Sandy.
Once she discovers what the two have done,
She comes up with a way to get back at SpongeBob and Patrick.
More lemonade, boys.
Thanks, Sandy.
Who knew a sea sponge and a starfish could be so cozy?
For these reasons and more,
Survival of the Idiots is one of the most unforgettable episodes.
Who you calling Pinhead?