- Hey guys,
just wanted to let you know that this episode was filmed
before we started practicing social distancing.
- But we are back and we hope you enjoy this episode.
Whoo.
- We're in with the teens now.
- Oh my God!
- $6,000.
- Being an E girl is hard, but it's beautiful.
(cat calling)
- Would we be friends in high school?
- I think you'd try to date me.
- Oh my God, totally.
(upbeat music)
(funk music)
- Hi, I'm Lindsay.
- And I'm Jazzmyne.
- And this is redo,
where we go back to high school
and try not to make the same mistakes twice.
This time...
We're gonna be dressing like 2020
high school stereotypes.
Teens!
I feel like I went through phases in high school.
Ninth grade was like, kinda like crappy.
Like I was still wearing (indistinct)
but, I started getting into more of that.
Like seeing, like,
I was like, I want my layers to start here and they were
like, (sarcastic facials)
- I guess I was a jerk.
But see, in the Midwest Like everyone's a jerk.
I played volleyball and track and basketball.
- Stereotypes for us.
(indistinct)
- Double polos from Hollister and Abercrombie,
- Whatever was in the malls Was it.
So we've been challenged by a real life teen.
Okay?
To dress like 2020 teens, today.
- Okay.
Not only that, we have to use social media the way they do.
And our goal here, is to be accepted by the teens
(indistinct).
- Yeah. I think that's your goal.
(laughing)
- Let's meet the teen.
- Hey guys.
- Hey. - Hey.
- I'm Mei and today I'm gonna be teaching you how to be,
a cool teen in 2020.
- Wow.
- Stereotype number one.
Vsco girl.
- I've heard about this.
- Yeah.
So, some of the staples are scrunchies
you can see in her hair.
But also something really important is on your wrists.
So you need both, very important.
- Oh my God, Mei was killing it.
- Her PowerPoint was cute.
- Cookie shell necklaces which are making a huge comeback.
I'm not entirely sure why, but that's what's happening.
The hydro flask, that is imperative to a Vsco girl.
And usually it has like 80 stickers on it.
And, any pictures that you take,
regardless of what it is, edit it on Vscount.
And that's like a rule for sure.
- I don't even have that.
- I do.
You're gonna have to download it.
- [Man] (indistinct) I'm really confused.
- But it's also my cousin, Kaitlin, you know who you are.
- Next we have the E-Girls.
- Oh, I love.
- They care to be like different.
And not like the other girls because they like black.
- I see we have gone from emo when I was
in high school to the E-Girl now.
- Yes.
- Plus the elevation of where makeup is now.
- Next is the soft girl.
This is like your typical preppy girl.
Oh, we have a lot of like pastels and pinks.
These are the girls that have like a perfect social media.
- This one was blurry for me.
Just because it dips into this girl a little bit.
One doesn't try, and the other one does try.
- Yeah.
- And then last one, we have the Hypebae.
You see this in like Billie Ellish.
It's what's like brands.
Supreme, Louis Vuitton.
Money is kind of all that matters.
Being like the coolest.
It's a big flex.
Everything that they do is like flex.
- Got it.
- I don't know where these kids are getting this money.
- I have no idea where these kids are getting their money.
- I mean, their parents.
- Their allowances, thousands of dollars.
- Yay. - Great job.
- Good job Mei.
- Thank you.
- All right.
We're at Jazz's place.
We're going to look through our closets before we go
shopping, just to see what we have to pick from.
So I'm gonna be Hypebae and Vsco girl.
- And I'm going to be soft girl and E-girl.
I'm thinking for the E-girl,
I have either these pants, which aren't like plaid.
- Those are cute.
- Or a plaid skirt.
- Those are cool.
- Yeah.
- And then Jazz is also gonna be a soft girl.
- Yes.
I think we should still look for cardigans,
but I just ordered two cardigans that just got to the office
after we left.
I have these.
- Those are cute.
Wait, those could work.
- Okay I have...
(indistinct)
(laughing)
I have Nike shorts.
I know I have these that aren't like other Nike techniques.
- Oh.
- I also have these.
- Those are exactly it.
- This is exactly it.
- Okay, You're wearing those.
- I did have scrunchies (indistinct).
- Oh, you did?
- I did.
I like a good scrunch.
And then, I don't own any brands.
- Yeah.
- So we went (indistinct) the mall.
- Yeah we went shopping.
- Like the teens do.
- We honestly found things quicker than I thought we would.
- Oh, we got a band tee.
- Yes.
- We even got the striped shirt which we did not think.
The girl in the store was like,
are you guys dressing like E-girls?
- And we were like, yes.
- And I even found a (indistinct) necklace.
- Yeah.
This is a good start.
- Words we never thought we'd have to ask an employee.
"Do you guys have Crocs here?"
For my Hypebae outfit, We needed to commit.
We got the hub of The RealReal,
which is a consignment store with just high end brands.
- It is intense.
- They're surrounded by designer clothing.
- Burberry. - Burberry.
- All these are Off-White.
- The Hypebae love the Off-White.
- Yes.
- Those are red if we wanna do the red and red.
- Yeah.
Let's try it.
Ooow
We went through a few outfits, but we ended up finding,
I think the perfect outfit.
I'm preparing to be soft girl.
And I'm looking at the makeup
and Lindsay says, "(indistinct) like my makeup."
A lot of brush and a lot of pink.
Not a lot on the eyes.
So it's like natural turned up a little bit with the loss.
I put on my little cardigan with my little tank top
and my baggy jeans.
And, it was cute.
- You look so pretty and soft.
Like actually your skin is so soft looking.
Meanwhile...
(hip hop music)
When I was changing into my clothes,
I looked at the price tag of the Supreme sweatshirt.
- How much was it?
- 6,000 dollars.
- That sweatshirt.
- Yes.
And that's the resale price.
(hip hop music)
- Worth it?
- No.
you look so cute Jazz.
- I look okay.
- Why, you don't like it?
It's all right.
Are you bored?
- I am.
- Okay.
- You get to walk around in thousands of dollars
worth of clothes and I'm in a cardigan.
I just felt a little disconnected.
I don't know Why.
- would we be friends in high school?
- Think you'd tried to date me.
- Oh my God, totally.
(laughing)
- I love it.
You look really cute really (indistinct).
- Thanks.
- (indistinct) 500 days of Jazzmyne.
- Everyone in the office keeps staring at me.
Everywhere I went people were turning their heads.
Like, is she really wearing a Louis Vuitton
Supreme track suit, head to toe?
- (scoffing)
- It's just every label under the sun kids.
- The sweatshirt alone is 6000 dollars.
- No it's not.
- Yes it's.
6000 dollars.
- Aaah.
- Oh my God, that's a robbery.
- You can't afford that.
(scoffing)
- Fun fact, I used to have that same hoodie.
And it was super expensive, It got stolen.
(continuous beeping)
- I was just having a hard time because I was looking
pictures and I was like, I don't look like these people.
Popular, like Soft girls.
I don't think you think of like black women
or like women of color.
I don't know.
I've been trying to do a lot of research.
It just don't feel cute.
I eventually went to Twitter and I was like,
"Anybody send me any links you can send me of Soft girls
that are black."
Someone messaged me a website of Soft black girls.
And I feel much better after seeing these examples.
It would (indistinct) really good to see representation.
So, thank you to whoever sent me that.
I feel so much better.
- Jazzmyne gonna go get Starbucks for pink drink.
- Yes.
- I can't leave the premise.
I was wearing so much money,
they actually had to send a representative from
the RealReal to watch me in these clothes
so that I don't run away.
I could only stay in the vicinity
and once I walked outside she followed.
- What was she going do?
- She was small.
- She was small, but I think she was pretty feisty.
- She was small.
(scoffing)
While Lindsay's bopping around in her expensive ass outfit.
I am going to Starbucks to get a pink drink.
Soft girl pink drink.
It'll be cute.
It's good, It kind of tastes like just a juice.
The person who gave me my drink said that
I looked really pretty.
That was cute.
- All right.
So we're gonna take some IG photos.
Oh, you look so cute.
Look soft, look pretty.
It's easy.
You already do.
(scoffing)
- So their photos would be like super posed,
like super perfect, no Candice.
I struggled with this look a lot.
- You are like born to stand out.
I feel like the whole Hypebae mentality is
flaunting your money.
So we're gonna do that with a car that is not mine.
I'm not gonna lie.
I thought I was gonna feel really bad ass in this outfit.
I didn't feel that badass.
(indistinct)
But you know if you have the money
and you don't know what to do with it,
give it to charity.
(laughing)
I'm trying to transform into an E-girl
and Mei said that E-girls come from TikTok culture.
So I'm going to make a TikTok.
I can't.
(laughing)
You're doing good.
- Step two, E-juice.
- E-juice.
- That was it.
That was it.
(laughing)
They do a little flash and then they're like,
"I'm an E-girl."
(rock music)
- I was not looking forward to the Vsco girl look.
(dramatic music)
(scoffing)
Put on that shell necklace, put on those crocs.
She was ready (cat calling).
Putting it on, I immediately felt a little bit more
surprised cause I love the colors.
The colors were bright, they're really cute.
So comfortable, if anything I felt like I was going to bed.
- I have done my E-girl look in about an hour.
The E-girls are just so good at their makeup.
I love my outfit.
Being an E-girl is hard but it's beautiful.
I might do this for life honestly.
- I think only like one person liked the outfit.
Everyone else kind of just made fun of me.
- Wow.
You (indistinct) a (cat calling).
(cat calling)
- And I oop!
(laughing)
- A lot of people immediately knew what I was.
- Really?
- Oh my gosh. Yeah.
(indistinct)
What does...
(indistinct)
What does that mean?
(scoffing)
- Your hydro flask matches your nails.
Look what you did there, I see what you did.
(cat calling)
- That's right.
Are you wearing pants?
We'll never know.
- I feel terrible.
I'm not gonna lie.
This is the least favorite thing I think
I might have ever worn.
(indistinct) is comfortable.
I get it. I get it.
Like if you're a Vsco girl, I get it.
It's just not for me.
- I think I was actually more excited for this one because
this style was more like my personal style.
- It was.
- Look at this E-girl.
She looks so hardcore.
- Do I make you proud?
- Yeah, I really do feel proud.
I feel like a proud mom.
- The question is which child do you like better.
(indistinct)
(laughing)
(beeping)
All right, so we're on a mission to take our IG pics.
This girl was very beachy and we're not by the beach.
- Not at all.
- When you're taking an Instagram picture,
you will be editing on Vsco.
You have to be like fake candid.
Like, Oh my God this is so funny.
Like I didn't even know the camera was there,
but also like perfectly posed.
Taking Vsco girl photos was the easiest photos
I've ever taken given my entire life.
- (yeah)
- Because I just had to act like I didn't care.
- My skirt, though It was cute, Was very short.
And it was a windy day.
A lot of people saw my ass.
(trumpet blowing)
What can I do?
- Want you to be sad?
- I don't know how to do that.
- I think your fierce is pretty sad.
I love this thing.Thanks.
- I love my outfit.
I think emo people had my space.
- Yeah, we were like (camera flicks)
and the E-girls are like (sarcastic facials)
- We did it.
- We're in with the teens now.
- This felt so much better to me.
- I know, you look amazing.
(thank you)
- Moral of the story, no one gives a (indistinct).
None of these are going to matter in two or three years,
to be honest, they're all gonna change.
- I feel like in high school, you're like, who am I?
Which one do I fit into?
And It's like make your own, you know?
- Yeah.
- I am Jazzmyne on TikTok, fat E-girl.com.
(upbeat music)