(upbeat electronic music plays)
- How do I get to it?
- So we're going to click play
and then we're ready to roll.
- Ahhh, oh my God!
- Oh. (gasping)
- Dude, I'm gonna get a selfie with the gorilla.
- No! - Yes! For Maria!
- No!
- Come on, it'll melt her heart!
- Are you crazy?
- Don't do it.
- 100 percent bad idea.
(gorilla roars) - Ah! He's got my legs!
(screams)
- Oh my god.
- Oh! - Ooh!
- Ah! - Aw!
- [Man] Stay calm! - Bud, help me!
- Oh lord, is this real?
- Ow! - Ew!
- Ew! (laughing)
- Oh my god! Fuck! (gorilla roaring)
Oh my god.
- Oh my gosh. Pull your pants up!
(crowd screaming)
- Stay calm!
- I cannot take this!
- What'd you think, mom?
- I.. I have to think on that.
- Cut the music!
I'd like to make a toast!
To my best friend, Bud Malone.
- What the fuck are you doing up there? Get down!
- He's a little nervous. We're the only Black guys in here.
(woman laughs)
He's the coolest guy in the world, man.
- Get down from there! - I love you--
(people screaming)
- Oh! That's bad.
- Shit! You okay? (Chris groaning in pain)
- What the hell is that kid thinking?
- Oh, no, no.
- You fell off the freaking bar,
so you need to get checked out.
- I'm fine. (gagging)
- Oh! (crowd screaming)
- No, he didn't!
(Bud screaming)
- That was gross.
- Somebody needs to get me a fuckin drink, and chill out.
- Here. (Chris gags)
(everyone screaming)
- Terrible.
(laughing)
- Where are we?
Fuck I got a headache, man.
- What happened last night?
- I don't even know.
(groans) I really gotta pee.
(groans in pain)
(both yell) Fuck!
- (laughing) Oh my god!
- Ow!
Why are our dicks in a Chinese finger trap!
- What'd you do to us, man? - I didn't do anything
to anybody! I don't remember a thing!
- I wouldn't put my dick connected to yo' dick!
- [Chris] Maybe if your... - Man, get your hands off my--
- Sorry, sorry!
Just get up, get up, get up!
(screaming in pain) - Stop pulling my dick!
- Ugh. It's too much.
- We gonna do this together, if we gon' do this.
- Okay.
Gonna go for it! (both scream in agony)
- I wanna know who made them dick size.
Who thought of that shit? (laughing)
- Help!
Help us. Please.
We got stuck. - How'd you guys do this?
- How do we get out of this?
- Just uh... Relax your dick, and try to pull it out.
- Okay. (both men yell in pain)
- Really?
- I am so glad that isn't my child.
- I have no idea what to fuckin do.
You need to cut that fucker in the middle.
(woman laughing) - Hey, hey,
easy, Harvey Weinstein.
(woman laughing) - Get the fuck out,
I'mma play golf!
Go! - You turned on us.
- Yes! Get the fuck outta here! Go!
(yells in pain)
- I feel very badly for them.
- We'll go to a barbershop! They got scissors!
Hey sir, can you get our dicks outta this thing?
(employee yells)
- He's got a knife!
Ow! Ow! (woman laughing)
Help us! Help us!
- What do you think?
- Oh! This is a big surprise.
- Hey, Yolanda! (woman laughs)
I was listening to your reactions.
I wanted more support from the two of you.
- It's very inappropriate. (Andre laughing)
- That was absurd!
- That was horrible.
- Outrageous!
- Why are you wanting moms to watch this?
- Hey Karen, what do you think?
- Um, you know, it was very uncomfortable,
and I think I would turn it off.
- All right, love you guys.
I'll see you tomorrow.
I'll talk to you soon.
You wanna go to Olive Garden later?
- Heck yeah! Oh sure.