Tessa: Good morning
Brizzy: Good morning
Tessa We love Diagon alley. Yeah, it's our favorite.
Brizzy: It's the best
Tessa: It's the best
Tessa: Hey, I put on lipstick. Haha
Brizzy: Thought you ought to know. Oh!
Tessa: Ayyy
Brizzy: Time to go to Diagon Alley
(taps wand in a magical order)
(Tessa and Brizzy sound effects)
(Brizzy singing)
Tessa: It's Hermione's dress. Magic
Brizzy: It Wingardium Leviosa'd itSELF
Tessa: I love this building! It's the Ravenclaw building. Look, guys, it's Bellatrix
Tessa: Look at this is isn't it pretty? Diadem
Tessa: No, I didn't make it. I got on etsy some other really talented Ravenclaw made it.
Tessa: Hello Alexander Hamilton. Are you ready for the puppet show? (pygmy puff noises)
(puppet show)
Tessa: Guys, look what this says
I just want to live here. It's so colorful.
This isn't Honeydukes
I was just in this sweet shop, and I wanted to just buy three sherbert lemons, but I wasn't allowed.
Tessa: I just sort of looked for anything that was kind of heavy, so I just got like a stripe and a pinwheel
Tessa: It's good!
Christine: What's it taste like, describe the consistency. This is a candy review channel
Tessa: It's like sweet and sour. It's kind of like sweetarty. Dumbledore had good taste in candy
Christine: out of 10?
Tessa: 9
Tessa: and Brizzy got a cauldron cake
Tessa: Is it just chocolate cake?
Brizzy: It's just like mousse and brownieness and chocolate
Christine: What would you rate this cauldron cake?
Brizzy: 8
Christine: I can stab vampires with it, I can knock people over the head with it, and I can wand with it
Tessa: Who's wand is it?
Christine: Mad-Eye Moody
Tessa: Yeah!
Tessa: There's secret owls in there. What is this owl's name? Let's name it ah
Tessa: Aaron Burr
Tessa: living
"You may exchange muggle currency for an official Gringotts bank note."
Brizzy: Secrets of the darkest art
Brizzy: They're casually selling some really dark books
Tessa: We're trying to figure out what the Ilvermorny song would be 'cause we were singing the
Tessa: (singing) Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy warty Hogwarts, the what?
Christine: (singing) Ilvermorny, home of the free! It rhymes
Tessa: Or you could do like an Indiana Jones like (singing) Ilvermorny, home of the free!
Christine and Tessa: (singing) Ilvermorny! Home of the free
Tessa: (singing) Proud to be in Ilvermorny
Christine: (singing) Proud to be a Wizard American, where at least I know I go to Ilvermorny
Tessa: You guys can weigh in. Sing a song and tweet it to me. Don't do that. Okay
Tessa: Oh my God, oh my God
Tessa: Nearly headless? How could you be nearly headless?
Okay. So what I don't understand is after 8 movies, 7 books, and everything awesomeness like that,
Why would you mess up a perfect ending? Repair your wand, put the elder wand back in the tomb, call it a day
Nope! We're just gonna snap it, toss it off the bridge, and then 19 years later everything's cool?
No! This is not cool! Anyway. I'm reading too much into this. You're gonna climb a wall
Tessa: (laughs) I am gonna climb a wall!
So cool. You're just gonna climb the ladder? You can do that on the ground
Tessa: It's a fire escape ladder!
You're a star
Brizzy: Look at our three identical cameras
(laughter)
Brizzy: We're so weird
Tessa: all the same camera. Ew this is gross
Tessa: So this is the end of our trip!
Brizzy: (singing) end of an era, and I'm seeing clearer
Tessa: But there was something really cool that just happened
Tessa: We all got to drink butterbeer with Katie who played Cho Chang. It was all the Ravenclaws together
Tessa: drinking butterbeer and I showed her the Ravenclaw gang sign
Tessa: Thanks Warner Brothers for having me. You're the best
Tessa: In the world. Get it. Look at the world, see it? See the world, ok bye. Love you guys, bye