Macklemore and Ryan Lewis are in the studio up to five, you're gonna be
playing one more song for us which is very good.
Same Love of course, the song
that came in number 15 in the hottest 100.
Have you played it yet for them?
How are you going? I'm Tom.
Nice to meet you.
Thanks for being here.
Great work on all the songs and the record and stuff.
Thank you.
No worries.
You guys spoke when they got number one in the Hottest 100.
You were there.
Yeah they remember.
That was one of the big moments for you guys.
Of course, absolutely.
Congratulations again.
Tom was the first person that
really gave me the impression of what the Australian people were like.
God, really?
Yeah.
Sorry Australia.
First one and I came to the conclusion that the people of Australia
are hilarious because of Tom.
Can I use that on my posters for my comedy shows?
No.
Hilarious, Macklemore.
That'd be good.
No it was good stuff.
Well I know what you're doing here Tom.
Yeah well he won't play it for you because he's an asshole
but we loved Same Love so much
it made a lot to a lot of people around the country indeed the world.
Came in number 15 in the hottest 100.
It's number one on the charts as we speak I think.
That's crazy.
Now, we were inspired by that when we heard about the plight of a certain dog.
His name was Oreo in the U.S.
His owner thought that he was gay.
Took him to a pound was gonna give him away
he was gonna be killed before he's adopted out and renamed Elton.
We on the Breakfast Show were inspired to write a parody if
you will a tribute a homage to Same Love called Same Love Doggy Style.
In the deepest respect.
Yes Doggy Style.
Just because it is a dog.
That's all, it's not like that, it wasn't dirty, it was classy if anything.
And Lizzy said on breakfast this morning said he wouldn't play it to you
so I came in here to make sure that it happened because I think
you need to hear, you need the message to spread it out there.
I would love to hear it.
Same Love Doggy Style.
Do you have your lawyers ready? Are they here?
Are they in the wings ready? Okay here we go.
This is Tom Ballard, Alex Dyson.
Remember how hilarious I am, remember he said that before you hit it.
Chorus by me apologies in advance.
This is Same Love Doggy Style.
Don't worry it's only two versus.
When I was just a puppy my owner thought that I was gay
so many mountain schnauzer didn't know what to say he yelled damn son
schnauzer trouser snake mean nasty took me to the pound as he ate his
chick-fil-a trippin yeah guess he had a point didn't he was just scared used
hit his own mutts.
I remember thinking why can't I be a
normal dog just play fetch and piss on things and sniff my own butt.
For those who like the same Rex it ain't easy.
Dog on dog loves still making people
queasy think humping another doggy makes you acting all sleazy yet go and hump a chair
they let you off easy.
Just a gay dog oh no here we go America the brave
still fears what we don't know.
A man's best friend somehow forgotten the dog is
hoe and no homo bro.
And I can't change
even if I tried even if I wanted to.
I can't change even if I tried even if I wanted to
my love, my love, my love, he keeps me warm he keeps me warm
he keeps me warm.
A lot longer than I remember.
Mr. Alex Dyson.
If I was gay I would think that humans hate me
Have you've seen a chihuahua lately?
It's that weird gay rap dog?
Gets dropped on the daily we become so numb
to what we're saying.
A culture founded from domestication but a no-go zone if
it's a male out station dogs of all persuasions being labelled wussy
It just ain't fair yo no dog likes pussy pet is synonymous with the lesser.
It just shouldn't matter where you put your doodle.
Jack Russell, Labrador, whippet, pug or poodle.
So join us in this fight from bitches to kittens
it's dogs rights for everybody there is no difference live on and be yourself
When I was in the kennel they taught me something else
if you can't accept your dog
then you don't deserve it just cuz he blows wolf whistle doesn't mean he's a pervert.
And everyone else is more comfortable remaining voiceless rather than fighting
for dogs and been rolled over.
My name is Elton I stand with the shout
Just like Baha Men did
let the dogs come out.
And I can't change even if I tried
even if I wanted to my love, my love, my love
He keeps me warm...
They loved it, they bloody ate that up didn't ya.
Any better there at the end.
Thank you, thank you.
And I'm still alive.
Did you say wolf whistle?
Yes.
Blow wolf whistle, yeah.
Man that is a image I never want to think of again
but that was incredible.
Well thank you.
The Baha Men reference.
Like Baha Men, let the dogs out.
I'm allowed to do that, I'm gay.
I'm not a dog but I am gay.
So that makes it alright that's why it works.
So thank you for the inspiration and feel free to drop that version tonight.
We know the crowd and if you guys sing the original song live
I'll be pretty pissed off I gotta tell ya.
I will learn it by then.
So is there a YouTube of that?
It's just sort of a montage of dogs.
Basically can we get a copy of that?
Yeah can we get a copy of that?
Yeah you can download it off iTunes, I'll send you the link.
So are we selling it?
You can pay for it a $1.29.
We'll donate the money to the RSPCA.
On triple j, Ryan Lewis and Macklemore in the studio.
You guys gonna stick around and do your version of that tune?
Yeah let's do it.
No point now really is there?
Tom.
There's not a dry eye
around the country they're always been emotionally sapped.
Go to breakfast I'll see you tomorrow morning.
Lovely meet you guys thanks for being here cheers.
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