- Who doesn't love a good cocktail?
- [Sean] Do you like crazy?
- I am crazy.
(bouncy music) So yeah.
I'm expecting drinks that normally don't go together.
- Like Kahlua and nails.
- (laughs) Sure, Kahlua and nails.
- So is there so much alcohol in it
that they will cause psychosis?
- [Sean] These were cocktail recipes
sent to us by a fan.
- Oh, oh, oh. - Oh gods.
- [Sean] By the name of E. Moore.
- E. Moore might have a different idea of what crazy is.
So we'll-
- E. Moore, you better be nice to us, E. Moore.
(cheerful bouncy music)
- Uh, oh. - Oh, looks like poo.
- I was thinking that it looked like chocolate milk.
- That smells really nice.
- Oh, this is chocolate milk.
- It's just chocolate milk. - Chocolate milk.
- It does, this is not at all what I expected.
I mean, this is crazy!
- I was expecting a bright color.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, like a whoa color.
- There's something else in this that should not be in here.
- I'm waiting for the crazy.
- [Sean] This is gin and chocolate milk.
- So how's that crazy?
- Yeah, how is that crazy?
- [Sean] Can you taste the gin in this?
- Mm, mm, mm.
Mm mm.
- No, sir, oh, I can. - You haven't put-
- I can taste the gin.
- Yeah, you haven't put enough in.
- This is amazing.
As far as crazy-
- Yeah, on the crazy scale, it's quite low,
- Yeah. - I would think.
- But on the delicious scale, it's-
- Oh yeah.
- It's very fucking good. - Yeah.
- You could do that then with strawberry milk, with...
Presumably.
- Almond milk.
- No. - Coconut milk.
- No. - Mil...
Uh, all right.
- MILFs? - [Sean] MILF milk?
- MILFs. - MILF milk.
- Yeah, get some gin and some MILFs.
Now that's a crazy cocktail.
- This is crazy, this doesn't seem very crazy.
It seems just kind of like they're a bit weird.
They should be called, "They're Just a Bit Weird" cocktails.
- "They're Just a Bit Weird" cocktails.
- Just, I wouldn't be getting it on a night out though.
But at home or-
- At a meal, yeah. - After a meal, yeah.
- Yeah, it doesn't scream wild party night
having your chocolate milk and gin.
- Woo!
(both laughing)
- Raise the roof!
- You could literally drink that.
It's like mother's milk.
You could actually just neck that entire thing.
- Mother's milk, please.
- (laughs) Wouldn't even phase ya.
- Wow, back to the MILF talk over here, Claire, Jesus.
- Love MILFs, I do.
- Oh you do.
- And DILFs.
(cheery bouncy music)
- Looks like Christmas baubles!
- Ah it's so cool!
- Ah, gee, it's a flamingo.
- It's Pepto Bismol!
- Oh!
Strawberry milk.
- No umbrella and a straw? - [Sean] No.
- That's fine. It's fine.
- Is an umbrella crazy, though?
- That's awesome.
- It's probably gonna be horrible.
- Will it be fucking rotten or will it be nice though?
- Did you just go to the Tesco's
and were like, shit, "I forgot about the video.
Just give us whatever."
- Bottle of Gordon's gin,
a bottle of several different milk.
- Just different types of milk.
- You're not just after using one bottle of gin.
- Is it vodka?
Wow, this video shouldn't be called "Crazy Cocktails".
It should be called "Gin and Milk".
- "Gin and Milk Cocktails".
- And see if those idiots know the difference.
- There's something in it.
- It tastes really nice
and then it comes in
with a nice, smooth aftertaste again.
- It's beautiful.
- That's great.
- It tastes like a music festival, in a good way.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - On a sunny day.
- I feel like I'm really sleepy after these.
- Yeah it's just milky cocktails.
- Oh, this is a 10.
- Oh, this is, yeah, miles better than the Danny Bhoy.
- Yeah, it's way better than The Danny Bhoy,
I didn't think you were gonna get better
than The Danny Bhoy, but you did.
- Yeah, that was a Danny Bhoy, this is the
- [Both] Danny Man.
- Yes.
(Camera Man laughs) (woman sighs)
Don't worry, I know, I know.
It's trash and you all saw it coming. I know.
- You know those little bags of sweets.
They're tiny.
I think they're like popped rice
and they're all multi-colored.
- That's what I was thinking!
- That's what this is, that's what this is.
You're so right. - That's exactly what
I was thinking. - You're so right.
- It's what the Real Housewives' kids would drink.
- Oh my gosh, little Portia.
- I've been expecting you, Mr. Bond. (laughs)
Would you like some strawberry milk?
- Uh, no.
Right from the tit!
(woman laughs)
We got a woman to drink nothing but tequila and Rumchata,
- [Both] and strawberry milk
- And you can have it right from the bosom.
(woman laughs)
- Up there with the nicest thing I've tried
on the channel. - Honest to God,
this might be my favorite thing
that I've had on the channel, ever.
- Do you really wanna be drinking milk on a night out?
Like, really?
- Yeah, just drink a bottle of Bailey's
and be done with it.
- It's getting a 10.
- I'll give it a 9.5.
- Colin, live a little!
- If it was right from the tit,
maybe it'd get a 10, but no.
(woman laughs)
It's getting a 9.5.
(fun bouncy music)
- Hey now, this looks crazy.
- This smells like carpet cleaners.
(both laugh)
- This better not be a Bloody Mary
or have fucking Tabasco sauce in it
or I will do nothing!
- Well, I won't be happy about it,
but I will do literally nothing to change
the events that are gonna be here.
- I will empty threat!
- I have a feeling that this is gonna be Tabasco
or something spicy or something.
Is it? - Menstrual?
- [Sean] It is not something spicy nor menstrual.
- Well that's good to know.
- [Sean] This is called "Blackout Juice".
- Oh, fuck my life. - Oh, fuck me.
- Blackout?
Sorry, this is called Blackout Juice?
- Is there Rohypnol in it?
- [Sean] No.
- Is there bath salts in it?
- [Sean] No.
- Is there Calpol in it?
- [Sean] No.
- Time to black out! (laughs)
- That was a little adventure.
- You love sour things, don't you?
- I love sour things, this is making me salivate.
- Well that did not taste how I was expecting it to taste.
It does not taste how it smells.
- This just tastes like the Kool-Aid.
- This is rum and Kool-Aid.
- Oh, it is fucking Kool-Aid.
- Why is it called Date Night, what's it called?
- Can I guess, right?
Because, when you say Kool-Aid, I think of cults.
- Mm.
- Oh God, we're drinking the Kool-Aid right now.
- This is like a pre-drink that you're just like,
"Fucking, we have to go in two seconds, give me anything.
What's in the fridge, Kool-Aid?
Do you have rum? Yup."
- I love the way it's just Kool-Aid and rum.
That's pretty damn cool 'cause it tastes amazing.
It doesn't taste like rum at all.
- I'm gonna be absolutely bonkers, like.
- Is he gonna burst through the wall?
What does he say when he bursts through the wall?
- Oh yeah!
- Of course, this should be-
- Blackout Juice! (laughs)
(fun bouncy music)
- Does this have a name?
- [Sean] This is called Satan's P.
- I wish I didn't ask. - I'm not surprised.
Not surprised it's called Satan's P.
- What is this?
Ah, Jesus.
Now this is, now see this is where stuff starts
- They lured us in. - to get fuckin' weird.
- Oh ew, oh no.
- Do you know what that stuff is around the rim?
- [Sean] That is a mix of cayenne pepper
and chili powder.
- You fucking dickhead. - I hate you so much.
You fucking asshole.
- Oh, you suck.
- Fuck, it's jalapenos in that!
There's jalapenos in that thing!
- (gasps) It's fucking jalapen-
- It's not limes, oh it's...
(hand bangs)
- You okay?
You just gagged.
- It's jalapenos.
- [Sean] So the idea is you lick the rim,
you do the drink. - Oh, I bet you do.
- Okay, but what about the drink though?
(both laugh)
- [Sean] So, you lick the rim,
you do the drink,
and then you eat the jalapeno.
- I'm not doing that.
(both laugh)
No, I'm not doing this.
♪ Come on just lick that rim ♪
- I'm not licking the rim.
♪ And then you drink the drink ♪
(man humming)
- It's the smell coming out.
It smells like a fucking, when someone-
(man gulping)
- How the fuck do I get this out?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
- Yeah, it's pretty hot.
But why is it called Satan's Piss?
- You've got a little bit on your nose,
which is quite cute.
- I think that was there earlier.
- (laughs) Yeah, I was actually
before I- - From all the brown-nosing
I've been doing, eh? - Yeah, before...
Aye!
- Oh, it's actually not that bad.
It's very spicy.
- You have ring on your nose.
- I have rim on my nose?
- Yeah, rim. (laughs) - Wouldn't be the first time.
- That was wild.
That drink is not nice.
- I like cayenne pepper, but it's too-
- It's kinda like drinking a burrito.
You know what I mean?
Or like a really spicy pizza that's been shit out. (laughs)
(woman coughs) (woman gags)
- Drink the pee.
Eat the thing if you so choose.
(man gags)
Holy shit.
(man grunts)
- Fuckin', who in their right mind?
- Holy crap!
- To be fair, I'd say after having one of these,
you would have a cayenne pepper rim.
But it's nice to try it at the start instead of the end.
- I understand the people
that just wanna watch the world burn.
These people-
- Wanna watch their pee burn. - These people
want to stick things into their own penis
while the world burns around them.
- Are you okay?
- No, evidently not.
- The smell of that was just disgusting.
The taste, as you said, wasn't too bad.
It was just really spicy.
But the scent, the smell is what made me gag.
- [Sean] What's this getting out of ten?
- Zero.
- Ten, lovely, favorite, thanks.
- Let's have another one!
- Yeah, give us two more.
(fun bouncy music)
- Oh my God, I love the color of this!
Oh my God.
Please be a fat frog or some version of a fat frog.
- Now this is crazy, wooo.
- Oh no, I don't like to smell of that, no.
- Black Jacks.
- Yeah, that like licorice, aniseed.
I think this is absinthe or sambuca or something.
- It looks gorgeous.
It looks like a fat frog but it smells like fucking petrol.
- It smells like absinthe.
- It smells like tires.
- Eh?
- Absinthe makes you hallucinate, does it?
- It can.
Kiara drinks it like water.
- Yeah, but Kiara's fuckin' artificial intelligence.
- Yeah, at this point, like.
- Okay well who knows, maybe the last one isn't so bad!
- It's been fun rimming Satan with you on the bright side.
- Hey right back at 'cha.
- Ooh, that's actually very pleasant.
- You get the initial absinthe,
but it didn't burn the whole way down.
Would never choose to drink it on a night out.
- It's quite nice.
- It's actually lovely. - Yeah.
- I think it's like Listerine meets sambuca
and I'm actually okay with it.
- (laughs) Yeah.
- [Sean] In the Spice Rack, there is Fireball Whiskey,
absinthe, peppermint schnapps-
- Oh, never would've guessed- - and chilli vodka.
- Chilli vodka?
- Wait, so, that's it?
So it's all alcohol.
- It's a very scary drink.
I'm not gonna lie.
It's like the worst Long Island Iced Tea ever.
- This one should be called Blackout.
This, if we finish this, you will...
You won't know how to say the alphabet.
- Well then that's not that bad for all alcohol.
It's not that bad.
- So this is probably the strongest drink I've ever had.
- Nah, it's not.
You've had like a Long Island Iced Tea or I dunno,
any drink that Sean makes.
- I don't mean to be cheeky when I'm talking to Sean,
I love you, but you fuckin' rolled us here.
- Ooh.
- I don't think it's for me.
I think there's spicier racks out there
that you can be trying, you know?
- It should be called "Your Dad's Drinking Cabinet".
And you just go in there, and you just-
- It fuckin' should, that's great.
'Cause your dad's drinking cabinet would have the sambucha-
- You can't steal more from one drink.
So you have to, little bits from little drinks.
- Exactly, little bits.
- I know I'm gonna be so fucked.
- In about ten minutes.
- In about ten seconds.
Hold on, now.
- Now.
- (slurs) I just wanna say thanks.
- Thanks a million everyone.
- For havin' us.
- [Sean] So guys, now that you've had five crazy cocktails,
what do ya think?
- Oh, I'm feeling a bit crazy after that.
Am I right? (laughs)
(woman laughs)
- Dude really, you had us in the first half there.
You had us in the first half there, Colin.
Oh you sneaky.
- Oh you milky boy.
Oh milky boy, milky boy!
- Colin's obsessed with milk.
Got milk?
- That thing, quite possibly,
is one of the worst things I've ever tried here.
- Yeah, yeah it was not good.
- I do think, if you want a bit of a spicy kick,
I don't think Satan's P was too bad.
- Okay but it is dead last.
- Oh yeah. - Dead last.
- Oh, yeah it's hot garbage.
It's hot garbage, it's literally hot garbage.
- Yeah, thank you, yeah, yeah.
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