- What's up I'm Eric Nam.
And I'm here today to tell you
about Jesus, okay, sorry.
(Erick chuckles)
Hey guys, what's up?
My name's Eric Nam
and today, I'm here at Buzzfeed
to read your thirst tweets, part two.
Am I the first part two?
- [Producer] Yeah, you might be the first part two.
- Wow, okay.
(bright upbeat music)
I'm excited to be here, terrified, slightly nervous, scared.
A lot of mixed emotions.
To proffecit, we asked for your thirst tweets,
which may or may not have been a mistake.
It may have been a mistake, I haven't seen these obviously.
The first time was memorable.
Oh man, you guys are so aggressive.
"Step on me."
I'm not gonna step on you.
If you pay me enough, I mean, anything's possible.
Watch this with caution if your mom or dad or grandparent
or relative is near you, get them away.
Save this year algorithm for later, here we go.
(Eric laughing)
Oh God, "I'll give you $300 cash
for you to step on me, please, and thank you."
No, I'm not gonna to do it, you are worth more than $300
and my foot steppage is worth more than $300.
Also very painful.
I don't know why you'd would want that.
Since the last thirst tweets video, by the way,
the signs at my concerts have become a lot more graphic.
People have signs that literally just say, step on me.
- [Producer] So, how much is enough?
- How much is enough?
I don't know, maybe in part three
we can answer how much is enough.
"I want Eric to legally adopt me
just so I can call him daddy."
Listen, you can call me whatever you want.
You can call me daddy without me having to adopt you.
Also, I heard adoption's really expensive.
Raising a child is also very, very expensive.
Schooling, clothing, feeding, inflation.
I don't know if I can afford to raise a child right now.
So I'm gonna respectfully decline
and I'm sure your parents are great.
(Eric laughing)
"My ideal weight is Eric Nam on top of me."
( Eric chuckles) Thank you.
I'll just say, I think I'm a lot heavier than I look
so maybe hard to breathe, just physics.
What is with this? (laughing)
"Excuse me, excuse me, Daddy?
Sorry, Daddy?
Sorry, Daddy, sorry.
(Erick chuckles)
I keep seeing things on my socials
where it's just people just keep calling me daddy.
Honestly, don't know how I feel.
I'm I supposed to feel flattered?
I think I'm just confused.
"Just another good day
that would be better if Eric Nam would choke me. "
(Eric laughing)
You guys, lot of issues going on.
It's always been aggressive here.
Steppage, choking, daddyed, is that a word?
It's not gonna happen?
I want you to breathe, I want you to live.
(Eric laughing) (gentle music)
"I'll lick Eric Nam's toes, dot, dot, dot
for research purposes."
(gentle music)
It's probably stinky, probably smelly, a little clammy
that's what I'm gonna tell you
to deter you from licking my toes.
I don't know if I would like you to.
It's just gonna be tickling, it's gonna be wet.
(gentle music)
I do not consent, it's me, it's not you.
(Eric laughing)
Oh my gosh! (Eric laughing)
"I'd let Eric Nam carve his name into my ovaries,
but that's a conversation for another time, XOXO."
This sounds like a conversation
for a never time, that's painful.
Any part of an internal organ,
having something carved into it
has to be painstakingly horrendous.
Also I don't like the sight of blood.
Again, it's not a you thing, it's a me thing.
(Erick chuckles)
"Choke me, slam me, hit me with your car
and I'll thank you."
(gentle music)
I know what you're trying to do here.
You're trying to get an insurance payout.
I'm not here for it.
Insurance rates are high as they are
and I'm not trying to go to prison, no.
"How do you like your eggs in the morning,
scrambled or fertilized?
I like mine fertilized by you."
I'm not ready for children,
you're going to have to hold onto your eggs.
(Eric laughing)
Sheesh!
"Someone mentions Eric Nam.
Me: Caution, slippery when wet."
(gentle music)
'Cause you're taking a shower, I get it.
'Cause you're walking in the rain,
down the subway stairs, they are very slippery when wet.
Don't fall, hit your head, safety first guys.
"Well then I need to say, Eric, I need you to rail me
like we the last two people left on earth
and we need to bring the earth population
back to 7 billion."
Wow, I don't know if we could create that many children.
Also it's got to be very taxing on everyone.
7 billion's a lot.
"Have you washed your face today yet?
I need some make sure my seat is clean for later."
(Eric laughing)
You guys (laughing),
I should really read through them
before I read them out loud, I'm getting red.
Like I feel my ears physically getting red right now.
My face is not a seat, okay?
I do clean my face twice a day
with some incredible K beauty cleansers
to keep it clean.
I shouldn't have asked to do this.
I forgot how hard this is (chuckles).
"I'm not into watching sunsets,
but I'd love to see you go down."
♪ Down, down, down, down ♪
♪ Down, down, down, dada ♪
I have a song called, "Down for you."
That's what this tweet is about.
I really appreciate that you love the song so much
that you tweeted this to me, thank you.
(Eric laughing) (gentle music)
Wow, "Dear Eric Nam,
I have three holes, but most importantly,
a heart that could love you to pieces
while you rip me apart, thank you."
I do hear that, that is what's going through my head.
You have a heart that could love me to pieces
just aggressively love me
and I appreciate that.
"Hey Eric, I'm going horseback riding next week,
but I'm a little scared since it's my first time.
Mind if I practice riding on you?"
(Eric laughing) (gentle music)
I personally think that there are a lot of differences
between human and horse.
I don't think it would be good practice.
I don't know, save me here.
(gentle music) (Erick chuckles)
"Eric, what's the difference between me and sunglasses?
Sunglasses sit higher on your face."
Wait, what? Got it.
You really thought that went through, didn't you?
These people are so creative.
How the hell do you come up with these?
"Since I don't have a driver's license,
you can do the driving and I can do the riding."
I'm a really good driver.
My Uber Lyft rating is 4.9 stars as well.
I'm really proud of it.
Yeah, just let me know, I can pick you up.
Drop you off, wherever you need, we good.
Oh, man.
(Eric laughing)
"Eric Nam, more like Eric ram it in my ass."
(Eric laughing)
Oh my Lord, sheesh!
I think we'll just pass on this one.
I feel red.
I appreciate the passion, I appreciate the love.
I don't so much appreciate the objectification of my face,
but thank you.
I don't think we'll be doing this again.
I was like, "Hey Buzzfeed, can we do some stuff?
I have a new album out,
it's called "They're Back Again"
and I'm on tour, everything's on ericnam.com.
I forgot how uncomfortable this was.
Thank you, bye. (bright upbeat music)
♪ Show me love, love ♪