( RINGING ) >> COME ON, PICK UP.
GOOD DAY.
LOOK, MR. PRIME MINISTER OF AUSTRALIA, WE'RE NOT GOING TO
TAKE YOUR STUPID REFUGEES.
I WON HUGE.
BIG LEAGUE.
MY INAUGURATION CROWD WAS THE BIGGEST IN THE HISTORY OF THE
WORLD.
I TALKED TO ALL THE BEST, MOST IMPORTANT PEOPLE, AND YOU'RE BY
FAR THE WORST.
>> LOOK -- NO, YOU LOOK, YOUR COUNTRY IS
FULL OF JUMPING RATS AND YOUR TOILETS GO THE WRONG WAY.
GARBAGE.
ACDC IS OVERRATED, THAT'S NOT A NIGHT.
THIS IS A NIGHT.
>> I'M SORRY.
THIS IS AN OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE.
>> OH, WELL THEN I'LL TAKE THE BLOOMIN' ONION.
>> IT'S "THE LATE SHOW" WITH STEPHEN COLBERT.