So ah, you and your boyfriend go into different dimensions a lot or…
- Oh! We’re not a… - He-he is not my boyfriend.
Ah, nice.
Welcome to Ship It or Sink It! Where we combine random Nick characters and
see if they’d ship or sink. First up, Henry Danger and Phoebe Thunderman.
Let’s compare their best qualities in Round 1, Personality Perks.
Phoebe is always the smartest one in the room.
Why are meteors so heavy?
Technically, it’s a meteoroid now that it's in Earth's atmosphere!
Technically, are you kidding me?
Henry tries his best to do good in school.
Ms. Shapen said I could take a makeup test before school on Friday.
I expect an A.
You got it! I’ll go upstairs and study right now!
Phoebe knows how to kick butt.
Punch-Kick-Elbow was always your go-to combo?
- Close! It was Punch-Kick-Elbow-Flip! - Flip? What flip--
Henry can always help you get the job done.
Watch out!
- Ow! - Drop it!
[grunting]
Phoebe is an amazing dancer.
Henry is good at rhyming.
- We’ve got a crime to thwart. - At the Swellview Airport.
Whoa! Do you guys like, plan those rhymes?
- Uh, no. No. - No, they’re super organic.
Okay. We’ve seen everything that they bring to the plate.
But let’s check out some qualities that they may not want to show off.
Round 2 is Quirks.
Phoebe can be a little evil when it comes to her brother, Max.
Sorry, that was my brother. He is dumb as a board.
Henry can sometimes be a bit lazy.
I can do this… Uh, uh, ah! Wake up!
Phoebe sometimes loses her cool.
I-I’m Boebe. Meebe. Phoebe. That’s me. It’s nice to meet me, um you!
Henry doesn’t always pay attention.
Henry!
- Henry! - W-wa-what happened?!
Phoebe is a pretty bad liar.
- Phoebe you’re acting kinda weird. - What? Me?
Yeah, next you’re gonna do that thing where you laugh on every word you say…
I... don't... do... that...
Henry’s also a pretty bad liar. Wait, isn’t that a good thing?
I need to go to the porch… and uh… smell the porch.
Nobody’s perfect.
Oh, I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
And even though their personality perks and quirks might not pair well together…
we can’t make any final decisions until Round 3, Face Morph.
Here’s Phoebe and Henry side by side. I can maybe see it.
Now, let’s mash the two together. No. Uhh, no!
Eh, that’s probably as good as it gets.
Although, Heobe kinda gives me the jeebees.
Did they pass all three rounds? If so, we ship it. If not, we sink it.
And after further review, maybe this isn’t the best match. This ship has sunk.
But let’s try a different match and find a ship that can sail.
This time around it’s Henry and Ciara.
Round 1, Personality Perks.
Ciara is an awesome partner in crime.
Huh!
[grunting]
Henry is also a pretty good partner.
[grunting]
- Did you get the pin? - Oh, I got all ten!
Ciara rocks two completely different looks.
I may need your permission to go to knight school, Dad.
But Ciara doesn’t.
Just like Henry.
Ciara has a great sense of humor.
Prepare to lock her in my walk-in closet.
That doesn’t sound very scary.
- You walk in but you’d never walk out. - Ah! There it is.
And Henry can make anyone laugh.
Did someone die?
[laughing]
Alright, that went pretty well. But it’s on to Round 2, Quirks.
Ciara is in training but isn’t a pro yet.
Where are Arc and Ciara?
[screaming]
[grunting]
Nailed it!
And Henry’s on his way to be a hero, but not quite yet.
- Kid Danger! Catch this golf club! - Ow!
Ciara can get scared easily.
Yeah! What do you got that we don’t got?!
- Fire! He’s got fire! - Yep!
And for a hero, Henry’s a little jumpy.
[screaming]
Get off.
[screaming]
Ciara has to win all the time.
I don’t! I just always have to not lose!
- Isn’t that the same thing? - You’re the same thing!
And Henry can be a pretty sore loser.
I win again!
Mmm. Dang it! Dang it! Fridge it! Dip dog! Kumquat! Dot! Dang it!
- Good game. - Thanks.
Nobody’s perfect.
Yep! Your girl’s got issues!
But let's see how compatible their faces are in Round 3, Face Morph.
Here’s Ciara and Henry side by side.
Now let's mash the two together. And… no. Why!?
Eh, these aren’t great but that last one’s… okay.
Did they pass rounds 1, 2, & 3?
Yeah! They so did! This match is perfect and we totally ship this one!
Let’s see if this one will work out.
Henry and Summer. Round 1, Personality Perks.
Summer always does the right thing.
All you have to do is find your grade in her computer and change it to an A.
Don’t.
But, I thought you said if you’re not an A-student then you don’t know who you are.
I do now.
Henry is a great best friend.
I got you a little present to congratulate you for being a hero.
[gasping]
Is that spider’s rump the color I think it is?!
Yep! Your very own Mexican Red Rump.
Summer is a great band manager.
Summer, think of a plan!
- Me? - Yeah. You’re our manager for a reason.
If there’s a solution out there, you’ll find it.
Henry is really talented.
Nice work, Kid Danger.
[screaming]
You got skills.
Summer is a great student.
- This isn’t right. You gave me a B+. - Yeah, you got two wrong.
No, it’s impossible! I never get less than an A. It’s never happened.
And Henry is really thoughtful.
Anyway, to make it up to you…
[music playing]
You wanna have dinner with me?
Alright, you know how this goes. Round 2 is Quirks.
Summer is too hard on herself.
If I’m not a good student, I’m a criminal! I’ll live my life running from the Fuzz!
Henry falls asleep… a lot!
- Dude! Dude! Dude. - What? What?
We fell asleep. I think we fell asleep.
- You fell asleep?! - So did you!
Summer is not a great singer.
♪ I've got fire for a heart ♪
♪ I'm not scared of the dark ♪
♪ You've never seen it look so easy ♪
Henry sometimes can’t stop eating.
Summer has been known to be jealous.
- You continue to amaze me Kale. - Yeah, you look delicious!
And Henry can also be a little jealous sometimes.
- I’m not jealous. - Yes, you are!
This is about me, wanting more people to pay attention to me, instead of Jasper!
Nobody’s perfect.
No!!!
But let's see how compatible their faces are in Round 3, Face Morph.
Here’s Summer and Henry side by side.
And if we morph them together… yikes!
No. I mean at least Senry’s better than Heobe. [shudder]
But let's see how many rounds they passed.
Well, while their faces and quirks work well together, their overall personalities
are a recipe for disaster.
This ship has sunk.
But hey, one out of three isn’t bad.
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