i'm in the middle of dyeing my hair a
very vibrant reddish pink and i'm in the
middle of dying
we've emerged from this many many many
months lockdown that we've been in uh
how long for five months about
that's how long the lockdown was and uh
we are going to have a bit of a
blow up today so we're going to give sam
a makeover nice i need it can't you tell
i don't mind the beard the beard's
pretty cool yeah i quite like the man
bun as well turn around oh yeah that's
actually something i'm quite cute how do
you fondle it
oh oh yeah yeah
nice i think you should keep the beard
but i think that we just need to tidy it
up a little bit it needs some care given
to it because i've done nothing with it
i mean like i'm keeping it clean i'm
washing but it's not like i'm oiling it
and you should give it
not even like i like i'm conditioning it
occasionally like it's it's unloved so
it needs some help it also needs to get
out of my mouth
get that so you see i really need to
take care of this review something has
to happen i feel unwell i know right now
it's wet sorry
you know what would be really nice
what if we dyed your beard pink
perfect i think that would be yeah no
that would be
i mean coming out of this lockdown i
need something with a bit of zing to it
a bit of
is that pizzazz yeah pink so i think
that would really work well for me and i
think the color pink will like really
open up my pores so it's just going to
be the perfect blend for me do you have
any idea what you want to do to your
hair that's probably the last thing
everyone remembers the fact that it got
bleached and then dyed all these
different colors then finally blew and
so you can see here
that's
how long it was when it was dyed hang on
but that's just down that's down there
have you cut your hair i haven't cut it
i haven't touched it you haven't i
haven't touched it because your your
hair was really long when we dyed it
blue and like when we bleached it and
dyed it pink and blue and all of that it
was
unless it's been breaking off at the
ends very slowly oh
i don't know well look i think what we
need to do we need to straighten your
hair yeah we need to dye your beard yep
we need to give you a little bit of a
trim yep and i think you're gonna look
amazing all right i'm down for this you
guys ready to join us on this journey of
rediscovering what it feels like to be
human because i've forgotten what that
feels like alex i've been living at home
an animal literally an animal really i
would never have thought so all right so
let's get to dying
i mean i've been yeah i've been there
for a long time catch up there all right
sam so for the dyeing of your beard i'll
get you to put on the garments that i
like to use when i dye my hair these
seem really nice okay
i'm finally ready to die and these will
be the clothes i'm buried in hey babe
how do i look
you look beautiful thank you take off
the pads though
you always say that
stop it honestly i can't take her
anywhere stop it alright so pop on these
gloves this is the product i am
currently dyeing my hair with this is
the hello bubble foam color in the shade
sahara rose and we actually dyed sam's
hair with this color
last year and it really really suited
him he looked so nice so i think that
you're going to look really good with
this on your beard now lather this
through your beard
alex can you tie my hair back
okay what if i've got sensitive facial
skin i'm kidding i really don't i i
could rub grease on my face i often do
actually it's a beautiful natural
exfoliant grease mixed with sand you can
just like scrub that into your face it's
it's almost as good as putting
mayonnaise in your hair to rejuvenate
and use in lieu of um conditioner
also if you want to boost the protein in
the skin three eggs cracked into a bowl
and mixed with a little bit of salt
does wonders does wonders more more
very good night out all right kylo calm
down all right steady on there steady on
there yeah let's get in there you need
to get up here hold on yeah i can i can
barely [ __ ] see alex you know it's
just i'm right here what do you mean i'm
right here hello
hello hello
very good sir oh
look at our boys
look at our little boys
look at our distinguished puppies are
some little knots back here when was the
last time you brushed your hair
this morning
such a weird comb
yeah so you know how to use it
i'm gonna go work on the christmas video
for tonight that i'm editing so you guys
have fun oh my god
wow
wait what what do you do shh don't sleep
yeah potter
you should be
yeah yeah go for it okay all right wait
stop right there criminal scum it's
perfect and then you go kind of slow
yeah
nice oh there's the smell
oh they've got the burning smell all
right come here friend
seriously
no but now we've two-person shopkins i
love it look at that beautiful
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i feel like my entire world just moves
start with the scalp
i mean he's not wrong but he's hoping
you don't touch the scalp you know we'll
start close to the scalp how about that
huh that would fill me with more
confidence
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trying to drink this without letting my
beard touch chemicals
are you cooking my hair alex can you
come verify that they're not
cooking my hair all the ends are so
crispy yeah yeah
i think you're right i think it's just
the tips they're just very no it's just
the tips we haven't even done this and
it's crispy we did sides but i haven't
done the back and we haven't properly
done the sides yet
so sam i can confirm your hair is still
there it has oh okay good stuff good
good i always trusted you we've done
what we've done this fringe site oh
that's about it that's about it that's
all we've done i love straightening
people's hair
hahaha
hello can you say how do you want to do
this
hello
how would you like to do this
this is matt mercer lives in his mom's
basement
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okay well
am i ready you're ready
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oh sam your pink beard is beautiful yeah
i know like i love the tone that it's
achieved it's exactly what we were
looking for when we started
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yes you look like a rooster you do
i think that you would look really good
with a beard like this that's perfect
perfect right seeing that
i'm realizing that's exactly what i was
after but i didn't know it until i saw
that that's
perfect how did you know that's exactly
what i wanted and i knew it would suit
you so all right so i'm going to try and
recreate that
thank you
this isn't what i'm going to be using
is this not how you shave a beard do you
think that you'll be able to copy the
image exactly i'm going to start small
we'll take a small section out of the
center here
he's going to dodge the temple
all right no just pop it
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oh my god
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all right we'll let it go
i think we just have to leave it like
this oh yeah look because then we can
wax it into that see
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it's like the worst [ __ ] scour brush
imagine washing your dishes with that
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eco-friendly organic
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this is perfect
all right guys i'm so excited sam's
makeover is finally complete and he
looks absolutely amazing it's been
months of locking down
and
a very long beard and it's finally gone
and he looks like his old self again so
may i introduce to you the new and
improved sam
what does everyone think
i'm ready to get to town i'm ready to go
out
i'm ready to be seen by people michelle
will you be singing with me oh yeah
definitely
huh
oh i'm sorry hang on
why are you laughing
i'm serious
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mom dad why are you being weird again
i'm going to take everyone else's
opinion as well i mean your opinion that
is the most
it's so tickly i know i could tell you
oh i'll just i'll um clean my little my
ears with them if everyone thinks that
we've done a beautiful glow up and if
you think alex needs one oh wait no yeah
we can we can do my beards like that
next yeah perfect
sam
are you
yes
um you so you're gonna keep it for a
couple of days maybe uh we'll see well
don't you want to like legitimately
shave your beard off and like what are
you thinking
i i i spent
i spent hours you guys watched me i
spent hours in minutes
cultivating and no not cultivating i
cultivated it for six months thank you i
curated this and i trimmed it and i
perfected it for 30 minutes
keeping this for at least a minute
another six months
here sam have a seat we're going to
repent all right wait wait
everyone
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look into my eyes
this is the last time you'll see this
face
okay alex
free me
sorry you look like a movie star
you look like like klaus like a cult
leader
what do you mean like a cult leader ah
well
i like the little closed eyes
hey
give that back
that's mine you could sell this [ __ ] to
morphe and make eyeshadow brushes out of
it or a paint brush
i'll use it as a paintbrush suit up
shadow brush
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there you go nice
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oh
no no leave it leave them oh
what is he doing he's saving me
until he snips my jugular no um
we were chopping this all up no no leave
one you just have to leave one single
grotty beard here
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i'm please
i love looking at her expression
so if i do one side and then someone
else want to do the other part yeah i
want to try the other side the wax is
making all the hair like delicious and
sticky and beautiful and now it's
sticking to him like look at this
no no sam
buddy all right let's do it i want to
kiss you without a mustache michelle
you're an artiste
you should film a video where you paint
candles out of sam's hair no you should
paint something usually
oh my god put it in an envelope we'll
have to wash the wax off it and that's
the problem all right
hey everyone
would you trust this face
because if the answer is yes you've got
problems he kind of looks cute like like
a cute porn star man what do you want
him to keep it or you'll grow i get rid
of it back if i missed okay oh you love
him at his worst so you deserve him at
his best
do you guys [ __ ] hear that hold still
far enough what
do you mean yeah you're going quite oh
yeah you're going really high oh my god
what have you done what do you mean it
looks normal all right you have to wear
glasses i was gonna i was
see look at that
but no but now we have to get them the
same
i did this side
like that and then you did this
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okay go wear that little strand down
like that and you'd never know you never
know you do look cute with a mustache
look at him
come on i like it i don't i really don't
mind it we're gonna do it
oh it didn't really do anything want
this
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nice of you to start from the inside out
yeah
where are you
it's sad
oh my god it's sad
oh
michelle being thirsty in the background
she's like i want that kiss i want that
mustache free kiss give it to me
if i go like this i'm like oh okay
and then i'm like okay
it's okay all right
okay
dad i'm trusting you to
keep things in check
you just look like a beautiful girl you
look like a beautiful woman and now turn
around
can i interest you in some free
healthcare
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don't you fall over with that little dog
in your head
okay so you're yeah your feet straight
and put your hands high up on his
shoulders
no like a little bit lower just on the
actual shoulder yeah exactly like that
and now you have to look a little bit
sort of like terrified michelle like
looking at looking at him in the eyes
like
now you pushed it and sam
sam you're just about to kiss her
yeah that's it
that's it