[clip] Last time--
[Adam] How can you put the title right there in the corner?!
[clip] Ash won a boulder badge--
[Mark] More like; 'Boulder Dash'.
[Adam] Okay... [Mark] Am I right, old people?
[Adam] All the old people that watch the channel. [Mark] Am I right, old people?
[Adam] All the old people that watch the channel. [Mark] All the gold panners out there?
[Mark] All the gold panners out there?
[clip] Clefairy And The moon Stone
[Adam] Two of those words shouldn't be capitalized, but okay...
[Mark] (snickers) [Adam] Two of those words shouldn't be capitalized, but okay...
[Mark] Moon, right? I'm learning!
[clip] Ah! Doesn't the name sound romantic?
[Adam] "With the word 'mount' in it?"
[Adam] "I wish someone would mount MY moon!"
[Mark] "I basically get wet over anything!"
[Mark] Oh my god! Bats out of the zoo?!
[clip] It's a bunch of zubat--
[clip] (whining noises)
[Adam] Hah! [Mark] "Oh! No more! Please! I'm ripped right in half!"
[Mark] "Oh! No more! Please! I'm ripped right in half!"
[Mark?] (laughs)
[clip] You guys are the greatest!
[Adam] Oh!
[Adam] Let go of this kid!
[Mark] "Mmm! Yeah, little boy! Uh uh uh!"
[Adam and Mark] (laughing)
[Mark] "Yeah! You too, little--"
[Adam] That motion. Stop it!
[Adam] Thank you, Pikachu!
[Mark] Pikachu's basically a taser. [Adam] Looking out for him.
[clip] Somebody has strung these lights through the whole cave!
[clip] These lights are upsetting them and making them confused!
[Mark] Oh wow! Bleeding-heart liberals!
[Mark] (laughs)
[clip] These Paras are planting their mushrooms everywhere!
[Adam] Gross!
[clip] And the hot lights are drying up these sandshrew.
[Mark] There's one thing not drying up: Misty~!
[clip] I believe the pokémon came to Earth from outer space!
[Mark] What...?
[clip] From outer space?!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] With windows...
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] A rock with windows!
[clip] You agree with me! Don't you?
[Mark] Jesus... [clip] Uh-huh! Uh-huh!
[clip] That looks like a... clefairy!
[Adam] Uuurrrgh!! [clip] That looks like a... clefairy!
[clip] That looks like a... clefairy!
[Adam] "Well, it IS saying its name an awful lot."
[clip] Ohh! I gotta catch it!
[Adam] "Yeaahh!!"
[Mark] "NOOOOO!!" (laughs)
[Mark] "I love it!!"
[clip] It's best if you just let it stay here.
[Adam] "Why?" [clip] It's best if you just let it stay here.
[clip] I hope you understand.
[Mark] Oh-ooh... [Adam] "I don't understand!"
[Mark] Pokémons are our slaves.
[Mark] Eh!
[Adam] AAAAHHH!! [Mark] (laughs)
[clip] Don't be scared o' Meowth!
[Adam] HO-WOW! [Mark] HAH! WOW!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] He got super rapey, when he didn't know anybody else was around!
[clip] To protect the world from devastation.
[Mark] Urghh... (chuckles)
[Adam] Man... If ISIS called themselves 'Team Rocket' instead, do you know how crazy that would be?
[Adam] You replaced everything... from ISIS and just called it 'Team Rocket'?
[Mark] I think I would respect them more!
[clip] Don't you guys ever get tired of saying the same things over and over?
[Adam] "Allahu Akbar!"
[clip] Let's teach him manners!
[Adam] Misty... you're doing nothing.
[Mark] Oh my god, again!
[Adam] Again! [Mark] Oh my god, again!
[Adam] You were complaining last time that he didn't ask you for help.
[Adam] I think this is why. It's cause you never do anything.
[Mark] Yeah... [Adam] I think this is why. It's cause you never do anything.
[Adam] I think this is why. It's cause you never do anything.
Go supersonic!
(RIP headphone users)
[Adam] Oh no! They're under a hypnotic spell!
[Mark] Oh, wow! Yiff! [Adam] Oh no! They're under a hypnotic spell!
[Mark] Oh no! A little yiff-pile there!
[Mark] (laughs)
[clip] It's time Team Rocket blasted oooooff!
[Mark] And they were sucked into the void. [clip] It's time Team Rocket blasted oooooff!
[clip] Who's that Pokémon?
[Adam] Arrchh! This one's really easy! Come on! [clip] Who's that Pokémon?
[Adam] Arrchh! This one's really easy! Come on!
[Mark] I know... [Adam] Arrchh! This one's really easy! Come on!
[Adam] It's...
[Adam] former heavyweight champion Mike Tyson!!
[clip] I'll fuck you 'till you love me, faggot!
[clip] Clefairy! Come back!
[Mark] "I love you!"
[Mark] Wooow!
[clip] Give Meowth that moon stone!
[clip] Not so fast, Meowth!
[Mark] Oh, is this actually gonna work for once?
[Adam] Well now she's never water, I guess! [Mark] You stupid--
[Adam] So I don't know why she was suggesting--
[Mark] Her ONE useful pokémon! She finally fucking uses it!
[Adam] I know... [Mark] Her ONE useful pokémon! She finally fucking uses it!
[clip] Water gun, Staryu!
[Mark] "Oohh! My fetish!"
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] Oh god... [Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] Uurghh! Fuck! [Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] Oooohh!!
[clip] We won't be bothered by Meowth anymore thanks to Misty the Mighty!
[Mark] I'm not calling you that...
[Adam] Yeah... [Mark] I'm not calling you that...
[Adam] I don't think that's gonna stick. [Mark] (laughs)
[clip] This is pokémon food.
[Mark] (giggles)
[Adam] "What's that?!" [Mark] (giggles)
[Mark] "You feed them?!"
[clip] Pikachu makes friends so easily! I wonder what they're talking about.
[Mark] OOOOHH!! (laughs)
[clip] It's the core of the moon stone!
[clip] Look! Clefairy's doing something!
[Adam] "Perfect! The last one!"
[Mark] Wow! At least this show got all of the sacred jewel shards faster than InuYasha.
[Adam] "Ooohh!"
[Adam] "Look how many of them there are!"
[Adam] "And I couldn't even just have ONE?!"
[Adam] "You asshole!"
[clip] Hoo! Look at them!
[Mark] "Wow! It's like they're in some cult!"
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] "They're all drinking kool-aid!"
[Adam] This is basically like Jonestown.
[Adam] They're doing their suicide ritual dance.
[Mark] "Come join in the sand with us!"
[clip] Pikachu. What's Clefairy been telling you anyway, huh?
[Mark] Oh-- [Adam] "They're about to go on a great journey!"
[Adam] "They're about to go on a great journey!"
[Mark] (laughs) [Adam] "I'm thinking we should go too!"
[Adam] "We'll have riches beyond our wildest dreams!"
[clip] Woahh, of course! It all makes sense now!
[Adam] AAAHH!! [clip] Woahh, of course! It all makes sense now!
[clip] Woahh, of course! It all makes sense now!
[Mark] "Aliens!"
[clip] I'll show you!
[clip] Don't! Seymour!
[Adam and Mark] (laughing)
[Adam] Wow!
[Adam and Mark] (laughing)
[Mark] "Uuuyyyh!"
[Adam] Meowth literally didn't even move. [Mark] "Uuuyyyh!"
[clip] Did you have a nice trip?
[clip] My glasses!
[Adam and Mark] (laughing)
[Adam] "My glasses!!"
[Mark] Actual Milhouse [Adam] "My glasses!!"
[Mark] of, like, Pokémon!
[Mark] Mine's bigger than yours~!
[clip] Let's show them that size doesn't matter!
[Mark] Ooooohh! [Adam] Wooow!
[Mark] "Sarin gas!"
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] This IS a cult!
[clip] Pidgeotto! Whirlwind the smoke!
[Mark] See? That's what they should have done in those Japanese tunnels!
[Adam] Oh-ho. [Mark] Idiots!
[Mark] Man, the Japanese are dumb!
[Adam and Mark] (laughing)
[Adam] Wow... [Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] "Here you go! Ya Melvin!"
[clip] We just went from wourst to fiurst!
[Adam] Welp...
[Adam] You're done for.
[clip] Got them!
[Mark] Got 'em~!
[clip] Nice work, Onix!
[clip] Hey, look!
[clip] It's Seymour!
[Adam] Heh?!
[Adam] Oh-oooh!
[Adam] "The great journey is upon us!"
[Mark] (laughs) [Adam] "The great journey is upon us!"
[Adam] Aaaaaahh!!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] Armageddon!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] Welp...
[Adam] This is the end of times...
[Mark] OH MY GOD!!
[Mark] AAAAAHH!!
[Adam] You're right [Mark] AAAAAHH!!
[Mark] AAAAAHH!!
[clip] The moon stone!
[Mark] "The sacred jewel shards!"
[Mark] (snickers)
[Adam] AAAAAGH!
[Mark] Oh-oh!
[Adam] This is weird.
[Mark] Looks like Inuyasha's gonna have to chop 'em up!
[Adam] Quick! Catch one!
[Adam] It's a valuable pokémon!
[Mark] I think they're very rare.
[clip] ...Are among the rarest pokémon--
[Adam] They've-- Yeah! They've found, like, all of them in one spot!
[Mark] There! [Adam] They've-- Yeah! They've found, like, all of them in one spot!
[Adam] They've-- Yeah! They've found, like, all of them in one spot!
(creepy cult dancing)
[Adam] "Welp..."
[Mark] Welp... [Adam] "Let's leave!"
[clip] Eeeh, I've decided to live here with the clefairy.
[Mark] OH NOOO!!
[Adam] OOOOHH!! [Mark] (laughs)
[clip] So long, Seymour!
[Adam] You're living with them...
[Adam] You're living--
[Adam] You're living with these clefairies and clefables...
[Mark] What happens when your more basic instincts take over?
[clip] And there's something else scribbled here...
[clip] Yeah well, they say some kids like to write silly notes on these signs.
[clip] What's it say?
[Mark] "Ash is a cuck!"
[Adam and Mark] (laughing)
[Adam] Ooohh! [Mark] OH MY GOD!
[Adam] OOOHH!! [Mark] "WUUUH! I'll show him!"
[Mark] "WUUUH! I'll show him!"
[clip] I'll show you! [Mark] DUURH!
[Mark] (laughs)
[Mark] It's like I've... seen this shit!
[Adam] He's running like Naruto.
[Mark] Yeah. [Adam] He's running like Naruto.
[Mark] (laughs)
[Adam] Gotta go fast! ;)