you can do this Jake you can convince them you practiced Logan wake up I'm
coming in oh good you're awake her cheek what are you doing if Papa Jake's
breaking into my room at night he's probably got some sort of crazy idea
I've been doing a little bit of research okay and I came across these things
called massage chairs Logan I don't know if you ever heard about these things
they are great for your well-being your health your mental mind state Logan okay
these things are amazing and I have prepared a 40 page PowerPoint
presentation which I will be giving to you in bed about why this house needs a
massage chair now it's gonna be about two hours long so if you need to use the
bathroom feel free to do it right now but trust me buddy by the end of this
you're gonna want one and we're gonna get one you can't just break into my
room and give some kind of two-hour presentation
Jake I'm going to bed good night but Logan I haven't even gotten to the first
page Jake I don't care what's in the presentation we're not getting a massage
chair they're just way too expensive do you say that and that's why I came up
with a beautiful solution we'll just use your credit card like we do with
everything else no we are not using my credit card Jake look I don't even want
a massage chair if you want when you're paying for it by myself
gets called the job a job okay all right you know what fine I'll get a job then
I'll make enough money to afford a massage chair and then you won't even be
allowed to use it just gotta come up with a way to make some money okay now
if I'm gonna be able to afford that massage chair I need to get a job I'm an
eighth stand don't like lemon so that's out pro for tonight player I have too
much work paper route and nobody reads paper
anymore toy store I can open up my own toy store I could
make my own box for a toy store and sell toys in it and then I'd have enough
money to buy my massage chair Logan said I couldn't use this credit card to buy
on the massage chair but what about the toys I know I can ask him hey Logan I
know you said I couldn't use your credit card to buy a massage chair but can I
use your credit card to open up my very own box for toy store I'll just need to
buy a couple thousand dollars worth of toys so I can resell them and make the
money back okay blink if I can't use your credit card if
I can't use your credit card then just keep the same face Paulo Logan I knew
you'd be up to it all right I'll order the toys and start building
the toy store Jake here and we are back with a brand new video and guys I did it
is officially done Papa Jake's toy store is ready and almost open for business
check this out guys I went ahead and built this entire thing all by myself
just to prove to Logan that I could sell my own toys and of course afford a
really awesome massage chair which I'm excited about getting because we are
gonna be selling a full line of toys guys check design like Christmas here
we've got all sorts of different toys to load up inside the toy store for our
customers we still gotta add some stuff to it but I thought we should grab Logan
and show him how awesome this toy store is and if you guys think it's awesome be
sure let's try and get 50,000 likes on this video and maybe when you wake up in
the middle of the night there'll be a toy under your pillow like there
probably won't be but you know you might as well like and find out so let's call
Logan down
a few moments later what you did it's the toy store come take a look I built
the whole thing myself you would be so proud of me and I got all the toys do we
all ready to start rolling in the dough what do you mean you made a toy store
yeah you got the red ribbon here you can cut it I mean it's not done yet we still
god I like do some interior work but we already we got all the toys here dude
check this out these toys must have cost a lot of money
yeah they cost a lot of money but Logan the number one rule in business is you
got to spend a lot of money if you want to make a lot of money I read that on
the wiki page where did you get all the money for this I may have used a tiny
little sliver of your credit card to purchase this but that is a free
investment those the one thing I said no using my credit card once this things up
and running Logan it will not matter all right we are gonna be selling toys why
don't you do the honors cutting the ribbon okay guys it looks like Jake went
off the rails and made a toy store all right Jake I don't need no scissors to
open this okay I open a karate style Jake okay all right well guys welcome to
the grand opening a Papa Jake's toy store why don't you guys come in check
it out it's a little bit empty right now dude look at this okay
serving desk over here lots of shelf space to put our amazing toys even got a
back room here look what's in the back room Harvey keep the extra toys when the
customers come and ask for them it's just really empty right now guys it's
just it's just an open room but okay so Logan if we're gonna turn this into a
toy start and start making money we need to get the toys in here and we need to
get a proper point-of-sale so go get the toys Logan come on chop chop all right
we got customers coming whoo all right you can go here guys we
might have more toys whose shelf space that's true all right get these things
to the back room that's all the toys check this out it's a fully stocked box
for Toy Story the only thing we need to make our point-of-sale system here
because you know obviously we're gonna mean like a cash register
so I got some stuff for it hold on all right so we're at the front entrance of
the store and today we're going to go in and buy our first toy all right coming
in looks like we have the front desk here toys and toys a terraeum of toys
and fun house of toys mimin progress well I'd like to buy a toy all right we
got lots of toys to choose from what can I help you with um I want woo the for
tonight thing perfect choice one of my favorites I'll bring that up for you
here at the cash register I'm just gonna scan it and deactivate the security
because we've got maximum security all right there are definitely 100% security
scares at the front door so don't try and steal anything I'm gonna do the math
here call that in to corporate yep we're selling a fortnight uh-huh okay yeah
I'll let them know all right that'll be $400 what do you
think we're gonna afford a chair all right I gotta markup these things up a
couple hundred dollars no four hundred buckaroos and it I'll take all of it
there you go you got yourself a fortnight toy it was a bit of a ripoff
this is sweet I love my own toy store all right put this in the cash register
down here Logan I don't know about you but I think that this toy store is ready
to open for business I think it's time we get some real customers in here and
start selling some of this stuff yeah Jake I agree this toy sort is looking
pretty sweet and it is definitely ready to see some customers after
play with this toy play with that without me Jake this this toy store was
all your idea and I think you can have the responsibility of taking care of the
customers you can't just leave me in your Logan we got because we got to run
the toy store together I got a man the cash you got a man the toys Logan I'm
going into the back you got a deal with the front alright once again Jake has
left me in some kind of crazy situation what's up what's he doing what are you
doing he just told me to deal with the customers and then you get to fly a
drone just come on we're running the toy store
all right we can't sell that drone in my Dubrow this is so sweet
running our very own toy so it's like my dream come true mainly because you can
just open up any toy you want and start playing with it you didn't have to pay
for any of these toys so maybe it's your dream look its back man whoa I really I
guess we shouldn't open them cuz then we can't really exactly sell them but we do
need to start selling some of this stuff so why don't we officially put the store
open sign up and wait for some customers to come whoa give me a first customer
buddy huh you take the cash I'll get in the
back and get him any toy he wants come on whoa wait the establishment you boys
have here a weird serving sir I'm right here Oh
my name is slimy ball and I'm a connoisseur slime I love all types of
slime green slop red slime slimy slop slow sound - Alam I just love slaw you
wouldn't happen to have any slime from me would you oh well of course I have
some slime I know exactly what you're looking for that does look like some
good salon well have a slime sample before I purchase well slimy Bob we have
lots to sample which would you like hold on now this does look like good slime
mmm consistency is very good rip ability is nice sound is amazing let me see this
one see-through seems see-through this clear
in a long time while this lime is could fix it with the green and hey hey whoa
hold on hold on you're the sampling you can't make sense sampling I might be but
well take oh no no no no no no hold up I know exactly what this guy needs
alright and it is not slime it's tech deck a really dull
I'm slimy ball Jake you literally just asked your slide don't blow the sale no
no okay I think you're gonna want tech deck after I give you a little
demonstration here won't we open the top you were gonna want it over that lousy
slime check this out
so what do you say sold whoa I don't want that at all in fact I don't
want anything anymore I'm taking my sample and leaving good
day to you sirs cheek that was probably the easiest sale we're gonna get and you
ruined it let's not my fault he doesn't like tech
tech dude it's fine all right there's gonna be tons more customers just wait
and see wait where we speaking of that Logan I think someone else is coming
okay quickly quickly get in position we're not gonna lose the sale trust me
oh I saw your toy store in polite fancy look all right and when iron man
fanatic I love Iron Man anything you have that's Iron Man related I will buy
yeah actually we have an Iron Man helmet a real Iron Man helmet can I see it one
Iron Man I'll be coming right oh wow let's take a look at this piece of art
first pay the money how much is it it's $200 oh okay here take all of it man oh
no no no no no no no no no no no no okay this guy doesn't want Iron Man this is
so cool it's like a real we literally just went over this he wants the Iron
Man he's getting the Iron Man I know exactly what you want different universe
but it's also an awesome helmet I think you would much rather give us that Iron
Man helmet back and take a Star Wars helmet check this thing out are you
saying that Star Wars is better than Marvel chic stop opening the toys look
I'm not saying Star Wars is better than Marvel I'm just saying yeah yeah that
doesn't tickle your fancy I don't know what does JQ we're probably beware
salesmen I have ever seen oh no Logan okay look we got bigger problems right
now they're toward pirates outside what I'm in position I see the Toy Story
getting ready to attack we wonder what a toy pirates logan every
toy store owner knows about toy pirates they come to steal your toys quickly
defensive measures get the door shut what defensive measures will be come on
we're gonna get our toys here take the Black Panther shoot please
the carbine carbines loaded got my Black Panther launcher and my Captain America
shield alright let's teach these pirates not to
mess with Papa Jake's toy store come on
I'm out I gotta reload I only have one shot here we go
Jake I think I got them all what they're gone - good job
hi we'll remember this scare easily but they'll be back in greater numbers Jake
no offense but this toy store was a terrible idea you didn't make any sales
yeah but nuts played as a bunch of cool toys and I get my massage chair
Jake you were not getting your massage chair okay all right Logan Bob about
this did we get 50,000 likes on this video then you have to give me a massage
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