>> ANWAR JIBAWI: There's no greater feeling than being the best at something.
You know.
I just can't stand being number 2 or number 3.
I have to be first every year.
I'm the greatest Black Friday shopper of all time.
I always have the best set up.
Here.
Yeah, put the cooler over there.
Welcome to my crib, baby!
What's up guys?
Day 1.
First in line...like every year.
I have to give it up to my wife.
She's loyal, supports everything I do.
>> INANNA SARKIS: Ugh, he does this every year. It's so annoying, but I mean, it gets him out of the house for a couple of days.
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: People ask me all the time: how do you prepare yourself?
I don't.
>> RAY DIAZ: T.V.?
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Aisle 2!
>> RAY DIAZ: Rugs?
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Aisle 8!
>> RAY DIAZ: Shower curtains?
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Behind me!
>> RAY DIAZ: High knees! High knees! High knees! High knees! High knees!
Ready?
Get! Get this slide grab!
Slide grab! Slide grab! Slide grab! Slide grab! Slide grab! Faster!
He thinks that this is some Olympic sport.
Like he has to come in first with a golden medal, okay?
It's shopping and it's on a Black Friday. Relax.
>> INTERVIEWER: So do you miss your family?
[ANWAR WEEPING]
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: No.
>> INTERVIEWER: And how far are they from your campsite?
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Like 2 blocks.
>> INANNA SARKIS: I don't care about the blender.
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Yeah, yeah! I got the blender. Do you know who you're talking to?
>> INANNA SARKIS: Look, I can just get it online.
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Look! Look! I will not come home if I don't get that blender, okay?
>> INANNA SARKIS: Get over it, okay?
It's a blender. What are you going to save? 5 dollars?
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Everything's calculated.
I'm a beast at what I do!
Today's the day.
I've been waiting for this moment all year.
Woo!
First every year, baby!
Suck it mother [BLEEP]!
I beat you to it! I beat you to it!
3P!
3P! First in line!
Always. I'm always first.
>> EMPLOYEE: Alright guys, come on in.
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: Hold on! Hold on!
Go!
>> EMPLOYEE: Slow down!
Slowly!
>> INTERVIEWER: Did you get everything that you wanted?
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: There was this one item.
The blender!
>> LELE PONS: Aw, I'm so sorry.
Smell it. It's mine
Aw...
>> LELE PONS: Now get the [BLEEP] out of here. >> ANWAR JIBAWI: No. I really need that.
>> LELE PONS: No, you don't.
But, um, move along.
Bye! Now Merry Christmas!
Bye! Bye! Happy Chanukah!
>> ANWAR JIBAWI: I mean, at the end of the day, it's just a blender.
[LELE SCREAMING]
[EXIT MUSIC]