[choking] Stop it!
Stop it!
Stop it
Stop it!
Yes! Stop it!
Stop all of this, Wanda!
We all know you're sad...
but you can't imprison an entire town.
Well poopcicles on a stick!
This is no fun!
What is the matter with you?
It would seem I ate some chewing gum...
earlier with the boys...
And now...
I'm ... really drunk.
Are you kidding me?
Just reach in there and take it out like you did last episode you dummy!
Oh right!
Why thank you, Darling!
Who are you?
I...
She came here because...
She uh...
She came here because.. [Stop it!]
Because your wife is holding us all hostage!
Noooooo!
Woman you are not the boss of me! And I am tired of all this!
My wife has done what???
This will be your only warning!
Stay out of my...
Yeah! That's my girl!
Just like in the Ultron days!
Thanks for coming on such short notice, Clint.
Hey no problem!
Long lost bro get to squeeze his stinkin sister to death or what?
Wanda. Who is it?
It's my... brother
uh... that's not your brother.
Yes I am!
Yes it is!
I'm afraid not, my dear. This is your brother.
He died... Remember?
Oh yeah!
You aren't my brother!
Yes I am!
Bet you didn't see that coming
Don't get people's hopes up with a cross over!
And I killed Sparky too
Ha Ha HAHAHAHAHA
In that case...
I'm thinking I'm back!
Aaaaaagh!
Nice tricks!
I like yours too!
Hold on a second...
Did you just try to straight up murder two un armed kids?
I uh...
What is wrong with you? Grab this psycho!
Have fun in the hospital!
AAAAGGGGHHHH!
I don't need you to tell me who I am...
Because I'm Batman!
I wasn't really Batman. I was just doing a really old bit.
So it would appear that our dream home has been reduced to a fixer upper.
I know you'll set everything right
just not for us
Well... about that...
I think I have an idea that will accomplish both.
So now the Hex just goes wherever I go!
[applause]
You didn't get rid of the hex?
Nope! I just made a smaller but also roaming hex.
Now I get to stay with my family
I get to continue enjoying this sitcom thing
Everything is great!
Hey... how you doin?
[laughter]
I am DOING just wonderful thank you for asking [laughter]
Yeah, but no one else is.
Yeah this isn't exactly real.
And you never learned to grow through your suffering.
And you haven't had to answer for holding an entire town hostage.
I think everyone is just having a hard time coming to grips
with understanding that I am the boss now
[surprised laughter]
And whatever I want goes.
[laughter]
You have to renounce your wish Barbara I mean Wanda!
I know how you feel and you can not just wish your loved ones back from the...
Oh I think I can.
[applause]
I feel I agree with the group, my dear.
Although we get to remain a family...
You did leave Agnes trapped in a spell against her will.
She killed our dog.
That floozy &#*$#!
[laughter]
She got what she deserved!
[laughter]
This is so reckless!
And I'm pretty sure this moving hex is just mutating people with special abilities everywhere you go now.
Monica came out with super powers
Does Darcy have powers now?
Hey... what's up?
I see you like technology... and coffee...
I too have.. [I'm gonna pass]
[laughter]
Verdict's still unclear about Darcy's powers
[laughter]
And lets not forget your boys
That's the most weird part about all of this
The boys are fine!
See they're singing with that nice minstrel over there.
Children Souls...
Give me your Children Souls!
Children Children Souls give me souls!
give me children souls
give me your souls right now!
Yes. Thank you.
for the souls.
Everything is fine!
We have said goodbye before.
So it stands to reason..
We'll say hello again.
So long, Darling.
Hello again!
I heard about that thing you did with all the guns!
What?
That's my girl!