Okay, I'm gonna put a bunch in my mouth now.
[Brian] You only need one drop.
*Coughing*
*Questionable Noises*
What's going on guys, today I'm Matthias, just like every other day.
And we are looking at ten strange dollar store items
Brian here went to the dollar store and he picked out
Some things that he thought was weird
or strange or like what the heck could it work?
I don't know we're gonna find out if you should buy it or turd it.
I'm gonna let you know.
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First item!
This says safety vest.
Our safety vest can significantly increase your visibility to ensure your safety
for your daily life.
You're supposed to wear this in your daily life?
I'm so confused by this, dude.
How on earth, is this supposed to improve my safety in every day life?
Wow its big! Oh its got Velcro on it!
Here we go!
Ooooh.... Oooh yeah... Ohhh. Oh dude I'm feeling safe already dude!
You guys have heard about safe spaces... How about now I'm always feeling safe.
Always secure!
(Laughter)
What am I doing in my daily life, that I need to feel so much safer about?
Look at this!
What's this?
Gentlemen? Huh?
That's a messy table.
This, right here, is a hazard.
I'm gonna write you up. That's ten bucks each.
[Connor] Ten bucks? [Matt] Yep!
Connor, that's a ten. Uh, Bobby...
[Connor].... cash?
I don't like your look. I'm gonna take the twenty.
[Connor] Oh. Alright.
I don't like your look, that's gonna be twenty, thank you.
Joey....
... You're wearing a hat, while being white, that's a safety hazard.
I can't tell the difference between your head and your face, because its white. #RacistMathias
That's a safety hazard.
I don't know, you look good.... You look good. [Kevin] You look good too. [Matt] Here, take Bobby's money.
[Kevin] Nice!
Thank you for being safe, all the time.
[Kevin] Thank you for keeping us safe!
My name is Kevin So he must be great!!
[Kevin] All the time.
Because I'm Safety Matt!
[The Sound of Ever Looming Insanity]
Mike!
[Mike] What?!
That's a violation! I can hear you!
[Creepy Face]
You know what?
This is worth it, go get yourself a safe space vest.
Game Up Sports Chews....
What!?!?
Orange Lift... Game size pouches.. What? What the heck?
Why Game Size Pouches? What does that even mean?
So what is this? Who is this geared towards?
In these game size pouches....
Just the right stuff
K, what is a game size pouch?
I'm not like watching NBA and like football and stuff like that.
You're seeing all the athletes say like "Dude I'm so tired at the end of the game
but man I'm so glad I had a game pouch"
But all these game pouches are just not my game size dude.
They're like chewy gummy snacks, but for athletes.
[Bryan] Its like Gatorade.. [Matt] Okay, yeah its Gatorade.
This right here, my ladies and gentlemen,
is a game pouch.
What its not a pouch then
Oh, this is the pouch! Oh well that's disappointing!
(chewing)
[Bryan] ...just have one
What do you mean one? Dude it's game time.
[Bryan] Nooo!!!
[Bryan] Come on dude!
Dude this is.. I'm an athlete dude! This video recording thing man,
that takes energy man!
Ohh, it's so much!
They're not bad tasting, they just taste like regular uh chewy candies right.
And you know what? I did get an orange lift!
Um I'm gonna say worth it. Because
I'm gonna have to assume that your pouches aren't game size pouches.
Next item! Next! Next! Next! Next!
Oh! What the heck? Oh that scared me!
So what we got here is a robot claw.
*clicking intensifies*
Let me see if I can sneakily grab a game pouch.
This is for when like, you know
your mom has said you've had too many game pouches
Or when you're like
When the sized pouch that you have
Isn't game size
This is the perfect tool
To like, sneakily grab
Get a game size pouch dude!
*sighs* I'm trying not to laugh at your description.
yes dude, here we go
your adding so much sugar do <(dude) it's game time now these actually
after a while do not taste like normal
gummies
oh I would have to say turd it the the
strength of the claw you know actually
that's pretty strong
I'm serious dude let me grab your finger... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
[nonsensical giberish] yeah
yeah okay maybe it's a "worth it" dude
worth it buy it
YAAAAAAAAY
*Smack*
*Double Smack*
happy party favors all
right
oh we have some what is this 2-pack
party popper 2-pack party popper 2-pack
party popper 2-pack party [Incoherent Gibberish]
ever go to a party you know what I mean like
you're a young kid and the parents they
get these party favors and you're like
the heck is this crap
even as a kid you're like...
*Smack*
*Double Smack*
*Triple Smack*
*OVER SMACK*
supposed to go like right yeah did it
oops O_O
even has like a five-year-old I was just
like looking at this like come on give
me a hot wheels cars something dude like
many nights then but maybe that's just
the privileged white boy and me can you
do it
oh jeez dude chill suddenly I felt not
safe and myself jacket I think it's
someone's birthday so let's go around
the office Brian and celebrate their
birthday happy birthday mike happy
birthday happy birthday to you
have happy happy birthday
oh happy birthday to you were you
surprised that happen though
ok whatever gave it away and you're
violating a safety hazard by all this
mess on the ground clean w
happy birthday Connor thanks surprise fine
clean this up I'm gonna fine you
Uuuuh, I turd it nope don't know
next item instantly freshen your breath
cinnamons eww
eww
l concentrated formula for instant fresh breath after eating drinking or smoking squeeze 12 drops on the tip of your tongue for long lasting fresh breath use only as directed so what happens if I don't use it as directed got tiny this little thing is it's just a tiny whole foods is what
drop but wow that's potent here i think
i managed to you I think I don't trust
you i take advantage open your mouth I'm
not gonna put in your eye or something
oh really why only one did oh there's a
lot haha burn
okay i'm gonna put a bunch of my mouth
you're the only one drop
oh and add at the after pic and its fire
that really burns who those are Joe kids
that's worth the dollar if you if you
want fresh breath if you got a smoking
problem getting up next item
yes the wolf thug like that that looks
like a tea doesn't it
that's why when I first side to see
little hey yo man this is going to power
your little thug
I don't know can I can I can I drink a
little thought while I'm in a safe
jacket for the same what's going to
happen will implode a violent person
especially criminal
what Google said so I believe that goes
against my safe space jacket i don't
think i can combine the two but lucky
for us it's actually called little hug
little hug fruit barrels
alright are you a completely out of
names like what
while you name a drink little hug when
you drink this you'll feel like you're
being hot when you drink this you won't
have a round mug when you drink this you
will be safe from the thugs
Oh drink a little hug look at the top of
this it's like oil it's like what you
see on the top of yogurt
you can even put they can't afford to
put a like a real cap on this thing dude
so lets you feel just smell that dude it
smells like liquid candy you did you
just kiss my finger
oh you know that
oh that tastes like medicine mixed with
the melted blue popsicle taste this
well he took a lot i did take a lot
didn't like it oh yeah that's good
you'll like it you'll have you know you
feel internally hug it's like someone
hugs from the inside from the inside out
dude I i say it's not worth it brian
says it's worth that you decide next
item
this is what he picked out for me
portable light so why is this is strange
thing in the dollar store
well look at it from looking at it
upside down from a distance
ok let's just open it up let's see what
this is nothing looks that strange about
it a portable life
I mean it's a little weird but it's not
like crazy weird you know what the heck
that is weird like yeah Brian's got a
some type of a weird a perception of
this i mean it is weird i'm not gonna
lie to you that looks legitimately weird
i'm not gonna lie to you but I I'm
pretty I'm almost positive its supposed
to do this now you're excited
it's supposed to look like this which
doesn't look that much better
let's see if it actually lights up we're
going to see if it's worth it if you
want like a testicle looking thing on
your wall
I mean I'm not gonna lie right like come
on guy like what is this
maybe that's why the end of the dollar
stores because the companies like who
you know what I don't like how that
turned out
let's just ship those to the dollar
store ready Oh actually kind of right
not actually bright but it's actually
causing light that really well i mean
like it's not like the the fall-off is
like here you know I mean all right i'm
gonna say turtle next item they sell
this was the dollar i literally had a
marina nine someone for it
what do you mean your to fight some for
it I the last one the last one
everyone nuts over it did you get that
to the last time like whoa oh yeah look
look look right here it says phil cut
here okay so they didn't feel that
that's the issue they didn't fill it so
Brian's gonna fill it and we're gonna
we're gonna just to wash this and see
what kind of goodies we get yay
what about stabbing and maybe on push
all the goodies out
hey oh good
you coming yeah we got here a pickle got
a pickle spicy seaweed
come on what is this man toothpaste
mantra deviled ham baked beans
where's my candy dude can be i'm fining
you ten dollars for not being safe and
putting real things in that you know how
I was hoping for some game sighs pouches
dude no game sighs pouches make sure you
check out this video right here it was
the last dollar store video and there
was definitely some strange things in
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