>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING HERE, THANKS FOR BEING
WITH US. RAY AND BROOKLYN HAVE YOUR PATHS
CROSSED BEFORE? >> I DON'T WANT TO GET THIS
WRONG BUT I THINK SO. >> YEAH.
>> HERE'S WHAT I KNOW. I HAVE A POSTER SIGNED TO ME IN
MY OFFICE, WHICH IS GOOD NEWS. THE BAD NEWS IS I CAN'T REMEMBER
WHY IT'S THERE. >> OKAY THAT'S REALLY WEIRD
BECAUSE I HAVE A POSTER OF YOU. >> YOU DO NOT!
>> IN MY OFFICE! IN THIS LIKE TINY LITTLE BIKINI
NUMBER. >> THAT I WOULD REMEMBER.
>> I ALSO HAVE THAT. HOLLYWOOD GAME NIGHT, WE
COMPETED ON THE SAME TEAM. GOOD TO SEE YOU BUDDY.
>> YOU TOO. >> James: BUT YOU DON'T KNOW
WHEN YOU RECEIVED THIS POSTER? >> I HAD THE POSTER IN MY OFFICE
THE OTHER DAY AND I HAVE TO THINK, HMM?
I'M OLD. >> THAT'S THE ONLY POSTER?
>> IT'S ONLY POSTER AND THEN ME AS A MAMMOTH IN ICE AGE.
>> MY CHILDREN LOVE BY THE WAY, WE AND YOU IN MAMMOTH IN THE ICE
AGE. >> HOW CAN YOU FORGET GETTING A
POSTER FROM BROOKLYN DECKER? >> James: IS THIS TRUE?
YOUR PARENTS WOULDN'T ALLOW YOU TO WATCH TELEVISION WHEN YOU
WERE YOUNG. >> YES.
>> James: WHY WAS THAT? WHEN DID YOU FIRST MANAGE TO
WATCH TV SHOWS? >> I DON'T KNOW WHY THAT WAS.
THEY WERE BIG CAMPY OUTDOORSY PEOPLE, THEY HAD ME WHEN I WAS
VERY YOUNG, AND I WAS A MISTAKE, TV MAYBE HAD SOMETHING TO DO
WITH THAT, NO NO, THEY THOUGHT TV WOULD BE A BAD INFLUENCE SO
THEY KEPT ME AWAY FROM IT FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME.
>> James: I THINK THEY'RE RIGHT.
IT'S AN AWFUL INFLUENCE. >> I'VE TAKEN THE OPPOSITE
APPROACH FOR MY YOUNG CHILDREN, FROM EIGHT MONTHS OLD THE TV IS
THEIR MOTHER. >> James: WE DIDN'T EVEN GET
SITTERS WHEN WE GO OUT, WE GIVE THEM AN iPAD AND THEY'RE FINE.
WHEN YOU FIRST MET ANDY RODDICK, I DO THINK THIS IS A GOOD
PHOTOAND OGOOD EXAMPLE. THIS IS ANDY WITH YOUR DAUGHTER.
TALK ME THROUGH THIS. WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?
>> RAY IF YOU SEE ANDY IS WEARING A CINDERELLA COSTUME
COMPLETE WITH THE GLOVES. >> James: HE IS PULLING IT
OFF. >> HE IS ONLY MISSING THE HEELS,
THE GLASS SLIPPERS. MY DAUGHTER IT WAS HER THIRD
BIRTHDAY AND SHE WANTED A PRINCESS THEMED BIRTHDAY AND
DADDY GOT CINDERELLA. >> James: GREAT DAD, I LOVE
THAT! (APPLAUSE)
>> James: YOU AND YOUR WIFE YOU HAVE FOUR CHILDREN.
>> THAT'S RIGHT. >> James: HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN MARRIED? >> THEY NEVER MADE ME TO THAT.
pHOW LONG? >> James: HOW LONG HAVE YOU
BEEN MARRIED? >> DO I HAVE TO SAY?
I'LL JUST TELL YOU WHAT'S HAPPENING IN MY LIFE AND YOU'LL
PROBABLY BE ABLE TO GAUGE. FOR INSTANCE, THE OTHER MORNING
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE, I WOKE UP I WENT IN THE BATHROOM AND MY
WIFE WAS BRUSHING HER TEETH AND SHE HEARD ME COME IN AND SHE
TURNS AND GOES, ANOTHER THING THAT PISSES ME OFF.
>> James: THAT IS INCREDIBLE. >> SHE CRANKED IT UP.
I DIDN'T EVEN SEE HER YOU KNOW? YOU HAVE TO RECAP.
YOU HAVE TO DO LIKE ON A TV SHOW, PREVIOUSLY ON --
>> James: BEFORE YOU KNELL ASLEEP.
-- FELL ASLEEP. >> HERE IS ANOTHER PERFECT
EXAMPLE OF BEING MARRIED FOR A LONG TIME.
MY SON CAME OVER WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND AND WE WERE HAVING
DINNER AT OUR HOUSE. IT WAS NICE, MY SON AND MY WIFE,
HIS GIRLFRIEND. I GET A TEXT, I LOOK DOWN AND
IT'S ARE FROM MY WIFE, SHE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE.
I LOOK AND IT IS TWO WORDS: "CHEWING LOUD."
>> James: ABSOLUTELY TRUE. >> AT FIRST I THOUGHT SHE WAS
TALKING ABOUT THE GIRL FRIEND. OKAY ARE WE GOING TO TRASH?
OKAY. THAT'S WHAT'S BEING MARRIED FOR
A LONG TIME DOES. BY THE WAY, THERE'S NOTHING
WRONG THAT MEN, IF ANYONE IS THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED.
I THINK WE NEED SOMEONE TO TEXT US WHEN WE'RE DOING WRONG.
>> James: ABSOLUTELY. YOU'RE SLOOURT.
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. SHE'LL LOOK AT ME AND GO --
>> WE WERE GOING OUT TO DINNER WITH A COUPLE WE DON'T KNOW THAT
WELL. >> James: OH THAT'S A RISK.
>> SHE SAID TO ME SHE SAYS LISTEN, WE DON'T KNOW THEM THAT
WELL, SO JUST DON'T. AND I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT SHE
MEANS. >> James: YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT SHE MEANS. >> AND I DID, YEAH.
>> James: BROOKLYN, YOU AND ANDY JUST CELEBRATED AN
ANNIVERSARY. TELL US ABOUT THE ENGAGEMENT,
TELL US WHAT HAPPENED. >> WHAT IS THE ANNIVERSARY?
>> 13. WE'RE GETTING THERE, 13 YEARS.
OUR MARRIAGE IS A TEENAGER OFFICIALLY, WE'RE GETTING THERE.
IT DIDN'T START US OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT AND HE PROPOSED BUT
IT WAS AFTER HE LOST A MATCH. AND HE SHOWED ME THE RING.
HE CAN'T KEEP ANY SECRETS OR SUPPLIES, I GUESS IS A GOOD
THING. I DON'T KNOW.
HERE IS THE RING, I'M NOT READY TO PROPOSE, BUT HERE IT IS.
>> James: THAT IS A DESCROWZ MOVE, AN -- DISASTROUS MOVE, AN
INSANE MOVE. >> HE BROUGHT IT IN ON A BRANCH,
THERE WERE BUGS ON THE BRANCH, IT WAS TERRIBLE AND FRANKLY IT'S
REALLY SET THE TONE FOR THE REST OF THE 13 YEARS.
THAT'S WHERE WE ARE. >> James: DID HE AT LEAST
KNEEL DOWN? GET ON ONE KNEE?
>> HE DID LEAN DOWN. BUT HIS KNEE WAS ICED, HE HAD
JUST LOST A MATCH. EVERYTHING WAS TERRIBLE.
AGAIN I THINK THAT IS WHAT MARRIAGE IS.
YOU KNOW? >> IT IS CHARMING ISN'T IT?
>> I THINK -- >> Ja
>> YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID NO JUST BECAUSE HE LOST THE MATCH.
>> THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE YOU'RE FAILING, LET'S START THIS
OVER. FRANKLY IF YOU SAY THIS ABOUT
YOUR WIVES, YOU'RE DOING A FAVOR.
HOW DOES ONE SAY TO A LOVED ONE, HEY CUT IT, THIS ISN'T WORKING.
>> James: THAT IS THE BEAUTY OF THE TEXT.
RAY WE GOT TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON SEASON 2 OF YOUR BRILLIANT
"MADE FOR LOVE." WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS SEASON?
>> IF I CAN KEEP IT SHORT, MY DAUGHTER, KRISTIN MILLIOTI, WHO
HAS RUN AWAY FROM HER BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND, THEY HAVE
CREATED THIS HUB IN THE DESERT, I DON'T WANT ANY HELP SO SHE
DRUGS ME AND TAKES ME TO THE HUB WHERE THEY CAN CURE ME.
SHE'S TRYING TO MAKE IT A SECRET FROM ME.
THEY BUILD MY HOUSE, I THINK I'M IN MY HOUSE WHEN I'M ACTUALLY IN
THIS HUB AND I HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH AN ADULT SEX
DOLL. >> James: YOU DO, YOU PLAY
BASICALLY AN OPPOSITE SEX DOLL NAMED DIANE.
HOW IS SHE AS A SCENE PARTNER? >> SHE'S A DIVA, SHE'S HORRIBLE.
SHE'S NOT VAXED, IT'S A WHOLE ISSUE.
BUT IT'S FUN. IT'S ACTUALLY A GREAT SHOW.
IT'S ALL OVER THE PLACE, BUT YET IT'S GROUNDED IN EMOTION AND
EVERYTHING. IT'S PRETTY COOL.