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OK. So, I’ve been roasting a lot of people lately like Casey Neistat, PewDiePie,
Jacksepticeye, yada yada yada. And you guys are always leaving me comments telling me who
I should roast next.
And right on time... “Can you please roast Smosh” Come on nobody wants me to Roast
Smosh!
101 thumbs up?!
OK I guess you guys do want me to roast Smosh!
Well those guys Ian and Anthony, they are like the original YouTubers. I remember back
in like 2006 when they had the #1 most viewed video on YouTube.
I want to be the very best.
Like no one ever was.
Pokemon gotta catch them all
it's you and me
I know it's my destiny
Oh come on guys I'm in the middle of a Smosh flashback here!
Fine if you guys really want me to roast Smosh, I'm gonna give them a call and make sure it’s
OK that I roast them.
Hey uh, Anthony you're getting a call from a white bread.
Oh yeah. Uh his name is Chad but I know like 23 Chad's so it's the only way I can remember
his name.
oh, he's really really white like white bread.
Yep
Well, that’s rude. They didn’t answer. I'm guess I’m gonna jump on Twitter and
ask you guys what I shouild roast them about.
I'm gonna use your tweets in my next video so hit reply and roast Smosh.
OK, let's see what you guys have to say here.
Why do you look like the dollar tree version of Ian?
Guys, I want you to roast Smosh not me! Hello!
Smosh, I used to watch you, then I grew up!
Their videos are as cringey as a Nickelodeon ad
i'm here with my friends. Nickelodeon. The sun never ends. Nickelodeon.
2010 called, they want their YouTubers back!
3.9? What does 3.9 mean? oohhh, Smosh the movie got a 3.9 out of 10 stars!
When was the last time Ian got a haircut 2003?!
I need a haircut too.
Speaking of Ian’s hair, the only thing that sucks worse than Ian’s hair is Anthony!
Worst kept Secret Gay affair ever
Whoa, hold up hold up there Vic. Not everybody with that particular hair cut is gay ok?
You make me feel straight!
Chad, guess what!
Uhh, let me guess, Smosh just roasted me…?
Who?
Smosh
Who?
Uh you know, Smosh!
Who?
No! Your Pen Pineapple Pen video is about to hit 50 million views.
But that video only took like 1 day to make!
I know, every time you make a crappy video it does so well
Gosh, why do I keep trying to make good videos?
Cuz you’re an idiot...
What?
because you’re a perfectionist
Can you leave... and then come back in pretending smosh said something bad about me?
fine…
Oh my god Chad, you can’t believe it. Guess who roasted you, Smosh
Hey Ian, guess who makes the worst YouTube videos...Chad Wild Clay.
One second, putting in contact solution.
But I thought Smosh loved my YouTube videos...
You know what I’m gonna do?!
I’m gonna roast them!
Wait a second...hoverboards weren’t invented when Smosh was popular. For them I gotta go
old school transportation.
A walking stick!
Yeah!
Anytime I
need to totally roast somebody I do some crazy hacking, but because Smosh is so old, first
I need to travel back in time.
Whoa? Where am I?
A VCR?! I really am in the olden days!
And here's an old laptop! Time to start hacking!
So after a bit of hacking, I discovered that Smosh used to be the #1 most subscribed YouTube
channel.
Ah back when 2,000 subscribers would get you the #1 spot.
But then on June 12th, 2006 they were passed by a guy name Judson Laipply. Oh I member
this guy
Yeah you ain't nothing but rabbit and you ain't no friend of mine.
And then 1 year later Smosh became the #1 most subscribed channel for a second time
only to be passed again but this time by Ryan Higa!
Hey guys, we made it to the #1 most subscribed spot on YouTube.
But fast forward to 2013 and Smosh became the #1 most subscribed channel for the 3rd
time. But again they were passed by...can you guess by who?
How's it going bros. It's Pewdiepie. And thank you since we hit #1
Hey man! Congrats for making #1 subscribed really awesome stuff.
OK, that's enough research. I’m ready to roast...
Three times you were the very best Like YouTube’s number 1
PewDiePie and Ryan Higa passed you Even that guy Judson
I heard you met in science class
Way back in 6th grade But the last time you made me laugh
Was way back on Myspace
OK Smosh, 2010 called It’s Anthony
And then there’s another dweeb OK Smosh, oooh you’re just best friends
Why, do you already have boyfriends? OK Smosh, 2010 called
6 billion views A good time to quit YouTube
Your careers and your hairdos Cut them off, 2010 called
2010 Called Yeah
10 Smosh channels, 10 too many Thank god they don’t all show your face
Once I watched accidently So I sprayed my eyes with mace
Come with me, let’s waste some time watching Smosh the movie
Out of 10 got 3.9 Still better than Smosh magazine
OK Smosh, 2010 called It’s Anthony
And Ian the other dweeb OK Smosh, oooh you’re just best friends
Why do you already have boyfriends? OK Smosh, 2010 called
6 billion views A good time to quit YouTube
Your careers and your hairdos Cut them off, 2010 called
2010 Called. Yeah!
Haha, I roasted them!
Well now that all of Smosh’s biggest fans have already left a thumbs down now is probably
a perfect time to let you know this whole video is a joke of course as always.
Ian and Anthony are actually really cool guys. I actually kinda miss the old days of YouTube
when they were the most subscribed on YouTube
Please don't forget to hit that bell symbol down below by the subscribe button so you
can hang out with me and chat after every video I upload. I'm gonna go down there right
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Also be sure to follow me on Twitter because I might end up using some of your tweets in
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Also be sure to check out this video here or maybe that one too that's a cool one too.
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