Hey guys, how are you great? That's awesome. I threw up three hours ago.
I thought to have a joke for that in time, but I guess I don't.
MAC.
Today I'm gonna be reacting reviewing the Oscar fashion.
'cus I guess I didn't throw up enough! [laughs]
The Oscars are an award show that literally everyone in LA knows when it's happening because they literally shut down LA when it's happening
It's okay. You know I didn't want to go get some steaks so I guess I'll keep my ass at home.
A group of people on my last YouNow broadcast asked me if I can review the fashion
and I thought haven't women gone through enough already, and now you want me to make fun of what they're wearing?
Okay. And here we are and I think I'm quite qualified for reviewing fashion. I'm gay. That's all that matters, right
I'm also aware that Grace Helbig usually does this and I don't want to seem like a person that's walking on somebody else's turf.
If you haven't seen Grace Helbig's review video, I'll put a link in the description when she does.
'cus I like her and I want to be best friends with her. I don't wanna make enemies. I just hit 100k
I'm don't have the right to make youtuber drama yet, and here we go Oscars.
Oh my gosh. She looks like a worm.
No, Emma No, Emma Stone, No!
Why is it almost your skin color that's not right, is that? Oh my God, the pattern in the center
Low Key looks like a uterus, it's in the right place
So thank you for the anatomy lesson Emma.
Now we have Salma Hayek.
I don't know who you are, but it's really nice to see you turn your boobs into a curtain. That's all
I'm getting - boob curtain. Tada! My Upper Abdomen! Is this Lace? Is that legal?
It looks like you're going to like a BDSM ball!
you know what I mean, prom queen at a fifty shades of Grey prom.
Nicole Kidman wow
Are you wearing a dress or... do you just not have any legs and just pasted a bunch of patterns on your body
because honey that dress is the same skin color as you. It makes me uncomfortable.
makes me feel feel like, maybe like I'm not supposed to look at this?
Halle Berry... wow... choices... first of all I like the bottom, very burlesque, very Christina Aguilera and Cher
But the top is like is this how clothes work? I love it. Oh
what happened?
Alicia Vikander who hurt you, she does not look happy, she doesn't look like she wants to be there. Honey, it's okay
I mean your dress is great - guessing lace is the trend of the Oscars. I love you in Ex Machina
Scarlet Johansson
is....
present, and she wants everybody to know with her cotton candy, Willy Wonka dress
What is happening. What is it made out of, hair?
Laura Dern - I don't know her
but you look excited to be there, and that's all that matters, congratulations. You made it, but I still don't know you though
I'm gonna move on.
Busy Philipps
Oh my God for a second [I] thought that was Fergie. What is happening? Whoo. Who upset you, why do you look so sad?
Is that dress uncomfortable honey? We'll get you a new one, you really should.
I'm guessing it's velvet the fabric of wealth back in the seventeen hundreds where it should stay.
Then the polka dots on the see-through fabric
And they're really trying to make a figure on your body, but it's awkward. Would you look at that blue Ribbon!
I'm guessing you care about something. I don't know what's going on your life. Glad you are here
I'm making friends!
Michelle Williams!
Wow, that's the dress! She has boobs and she wants everyone to know. That v is deep
once again the skirt is lace
That must be a trend, Fifty shades of Gray, man. You were Great is Manchester by the Sea.
I really loved when you stood by the Sea in Manchester
Janelle Monáe, GIRL! Yes GAWD! Yes GAWD! HONEY! HUNNEEEYYY! HonEY! HoneY
who are- how dare you- who gave you the right- thIS IS BEAUTIFUL LOOK AT THIS MESS, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL MESS!
WHO ARE YOU OH MY GASH
JANALLE MONAE OKAY
Okay, first of all I'm really happy for this woman
It is her year, man, first time acting, already nominated for both of the films she acted in, honey
Come Thruu Golden Egyptian pixie. Come Thruu oh, the top half is see-through, but it's okay
I'll cover my nipples with- foil? Yass! Use those kitchen utensils! wrap her up I'll take twenty!
Speaking of Fifty Shades of Grey, Dakota Johnson. I'm guessing no one told you to lace memo
I am really appreciating the gigantic Lily Pad on your crotch. That is very fashion forward.
This is a very Alabama-1800s I-own-slaves-look
[in a character voice, southern, pantomiming a white slave owner]: YOU DON'T WHIP THESE SLAVES ANYMORE, JOHN THEY IS HUMAN. THEY IS HUMANS LIKE ME.
Mac, back to normal: I should be nominated for an Oscar now.
Mahershala Ali- It's a suit!
yaaaaaaaay
Congrats you wore it! But with that polka-dotted a handkerchief
Adding little flair to it like buh-bam
‎Luciana Barroso
Oh, and Matt damon sure I'll accept it.
Dev Patel walking up with that white suit Low Key makes them look like a floating head.
But that's okay
Justin Timberlake is there for some reason. Did he do somethin'?
Jessica Biel- is there there to kill somebody?
What is going on? Come Thru ripped dress?
Come Thru I just got out of a fight with a tiger, but I'm finna give you this look on the red carpet, honey.
Are those bones [in the] necklace- [or are they] the feathers? What is happening?
What is happening?
David Oyelowo! It's a suit! They also added the black trim so he doesn't look like a discombobulated head. Sorry Dev Patil
Octavia Spencer looking like a fairy godmother
I just really hope that fluff was built there to stay, and it's not just randomly flying off everywhere to people's eyes and drinks
Ava DuVernay- wow! once again lace, the fashion continues, Fifty Shades of Grey, second of all why is it like-
flat but then wide? You know what? I'm not gonna judge, and it's in grey. Fifty shades of Gray in gray. They took
that memo hard. I'm thrilled when jokes work OUT!
Kirsten Dunst. Woww! I like it. I like it. I like it. I like it
I want to wear a long dress but I still want people to see my shoes, bitch. go ahead
Do your thing love you in Spider Man.
John Legend! Its a suit! still look very happy to be there
I am happy for you, that you are happy. Congradulations.
Jennifer Goodwin ?
What is happening? Lace! Congrats! it looks like one of those Mexicans dolls that people will get?
Like collect in their bedroom? Know what fashion is a risk!
Pharell Williams!
Okay... Yep! Congrats! It's like I'm a butler but with style, bitch
it also looks like someone just finished fixing his car didn't have a rag
[it's like] someone just went like this. Fashion-forward, Man,
Leslie Mann
Don't know her. Looking like Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Congrats! Wow! That is a lot-
Happening down there! Are those pillows? Did you expect to take a nap? you think this was a sleepover?
This is very, like: Plantation-Owner's-Daughter or like Cinderella's-Evil-Stepsister that's-actually-nice-but-doesn't-want-Cinderella-to-know-that
Okay! Love it!
Chrissy Teigen
Oh, yes, bitch. You did it! You did that! I like! I like it!
Riz Ahamed
It's a suit.. but its BLUE!
WOAH!
Men's fashion just... taking over the world.
Andrew Garfield... SUIT
Congrats
Karlie Kloss
Don't know her. But, yess, come thru with the cape though. Aw, she has a blue ribbon, too.
I guess that means something very important.
And I'm so sorry that I am being very uneducated right now
Emma Roberts
Looks like you and Michelle came in with a plan.Got the lace, that memo, good job!
But how is that working? Great!
Teresa Palmer
Don't know her.
But that dress is very: "Am I a Robot?"
Darby Stanchfield
I don't know her either that dress is like "oh we gon' be a swan today, bitch!"
It's so bright I can't even see anything else on it. You look like the fanciest cloud in all of the sky. Con-grats
Still don't know you.
[Shohreh Aghdashloo]
Oh, don't know you but I appreciate the name. This dress very trash bag BUT with style.
Sofia Boutella
All these people I do not know are just popping up at the Oscars
It seems like someone just tried to stuff an entire yeti up your dress and then stopped with a bottom half and was just like-
"Screw it." Very human "Swiffer Duster."
Hailee Steinfeld
Oh my God girrrl, YOU did it!
WOOOOOOOOOW
Okay, now I'm taking a closer look and it might not have done THAT, that much. It's the thought that counts.
Come Thruu Grandma's Quilt
Felicity Jones
Is um... [stifles laughter]
She is trying. It's the effort honey
And I'm very proud that you put some in! But who cut off the bottom half of that dress! Nice shoes though.
Isabelle Huppert
Don't know who you are. But I think my great grandmother owned that dress once.
No shade, no shade. You know what, old stuff goes back to the fashion sometimes, maybe not this year
But it could be next year if you come back again!
Oh there! Glen Powell
It's a suit! Really hosin' on them bitches tho. Getchu one.
Aldis Hodge
Once again, it's a suit. But this time, it's with a chain!
OOOOOH
Ruth Negga
I might be Carrie! This Dress could have been white once then got covered in all the blood of my enemies.
Don't test me.
Lucas Hedges
You look like someone I can be friends with. But but low key is afraid of sometimes. I love it the danger excitement
Where'd your hair go?
Ryan Seacrest? Just has to be there.
Cynthia Erivo ooooo ooo
ooo o h my God
Jesus who? Talk about pattern. I'm just gonna move on to the next person because low key this dress [is] making me very dizzy.
Last we have Charissa Thompson
Don't know her. Dress is very winter formal. Congrats! Good Job! You have a nice face!
There we have it! That is the 2017 Oscar fashion.That was my opinion on it.
Who was your favorite wearer-personon the red carpet this year? Leave it in the comments down below! Will I ever do this again?
I don't know. Maybe would you want me to?
Watch Grace's video! I didn't mean to walk on your turf
I didn't want to walk on your territory, but I did- don't hate me- don't fight me- I'm weak
Anyways I'm Mac don't forget to like, comment, share, and subscribae,
BWAHHH
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