So you’re an ugly guy who looks like this and you wanna know how to look like this
Alright, alright, I guess I’ll use my godly powers to teach you how to go from ugly to
hot.
But first make sure you buckle the fuck up and get your notebooks out because I’m only
gonna say this once.
1.
Break your personality pattern.
If you think you can be a better version of yourself and that your personality needs work
- then break out of your current pattern, and make a drastic change to yourself.
This can include something like getting a really sleek haircut, changing up your style
and dressing fly as fuck, getting a badass car, getting a really cool job, becoming captain
of the football team, and so on.
For example if people are used to seeing you with a bowl cut like pre-puberty Justin Bieber
and then you roll up with a bomb ass haircut that looks totally different, like a well
blended undercut, you’ll turn heads immediately.
It’s the same way everybody freaked out when Justin Bieber got a new haircut, it’s
because 1) well he’s famous so everything he does is a “big deal” [say this in a
sarcastic tone] and 2) because he broke his personality pattern.
Basically do something that breaks the way people typically perceive you, this way they’re
open to perceiving you as more attractive and higher status.
And like I’ve said a hundred times before, higher status equals more attractive.
Once people categorize you in their mind as ugly, you need to do something major to break
that perception, so that they re-categorize you as the hot stallion that you really are.
It’s the same logic as my advice on the friendzone, if a girl categorizes you as just
a friend, you have to break that perception so she re-categorizes you as a potential boyfriend,
baby daddy, child-support check, one-night stand or whatever.
And the way you make her re-categorize you is by disappearing on her for a while to create
curiosity or doing one of those pattern breaking things I mentioned before.
A really easy way is to do something like grow a beard.
or if you already have one, make sure it’s ON POINT, and well blended with your haircut.
The first thing people look at when they see you is your face, so having a well-kept and
dope looking beard can easily achieve this.
Not to mention, it makes your face look more symmetrical like I’ve said before, making
you appear more attractive.
I’m a god and I only use the BEST shavers on my face, and the one I’ve been using
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The super close shave means it’s perfect for 5 o’clock shadow, and it comes with
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wanna experiment with your beard length.
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The shaver is perfect for shaving your face, body hair, and fuck yeah it’s even amazing
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The shaver is also faster than Usain Bolt due to its larger battery which helps prevent
the pulling that happens when using lower quality shavers on your facial hair.
It’s also quiet as fuck, meaning you can shave your face in the morning without waking
up the girl you brought home last night, or you can shave your pubes without your mom
knocking on the door and asking "Timmy, what's going on in there??".
You might be thinking all shavers are the same and you'll just keep getting the cheap
ones from the Dollar Store, but the honest truth is - they're NOT all the same.
First, electric shavers are different from razors because you can adjust the length that
you want it to be, which is how those model guys always seem to maintain the perfect length
of stubble or beard growth.
And second, cheap electric shavers will pull hairs and irritate your face, not to mention
they take longer because you have to go over the same area a bunch of times, which results
in you wasting your own time, AND getting a less clean cut.
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2.
Hone your social skills
Talk to as many people as you can.
Make it a weekly goal to say hi to 100 people a week, talk to everybody you meet, talk to
as many girls as possible, practice your game on girls you don’t even like so you slowly
get more and more comfortable talking to girls so that when it’s time to talk to the dime
you really wanna go after, it’s not scary and it’s just like talking to the 25 girls
you talked to in the past week.
Swipe on every girl on tinder and talk to all the ugly girls you match with just to
test what works and what doesn’t.
Talk to all the girls around you in your classes just so you can get used to making the initial
approach and practicing your conversation muscle.
The more you do it, the more ingrained it will be in your mind and you’ll start to
have such sick game that you’ll even surprise yourself with the slick shit you’ll come
up with.
A really easy way to do this if you’re younger and still not too great in social situations
is to get a customer service job, this way you’re forced to constantly be talking to
people all the time and you can practice your conversational skills really easily.
And the best part about this is that you GET PAID to improve your social skills so it’s
a win-win.
I recommend getting a job at a clothing store you like so you can also get a good discount
too but even just working as a cashier can help achieve the same effect.
Becoming a social stallion will instantly make you appear more attractive because you’ll
be a lot witty-er, fun to be around, and charismatic than most people, making you stand out from
everyone else.
Regardless if you’re ugly or a 10 out of 10, once you’re able to win a girl’s attention
even for just a second, you’ll instantly be able to attract her because your conversational
game is so good and it’ll be even better than guys who are better looking than you!
This is exactly why you should consistently be pushing yourself out of your social comfort
zone and talking to people all the time, so you’ll NEVER be intimidated by social situations
and instead, you’ll start to dominate them.
3.
Work out.
There’s no better way to break your personality pattern than by adding 10 pounds of muscle
to your physique.
If you get into crazy good shape and get that greek god aesthetic like mine you’ll easily
go up at LEAST 3 points in the eyes of a girl and you’ll immediately look like a snack.
I’ve made some videos on working out in the past that i’ll have linked on screen
but here’s a quick breakdown.
You should focus on compound lifts like bench presses, squats, deadlifts, bent over rows,
shoulder press, and so on.
Focus on doing about 4-8 reps per set, 10 sets per muscle group, and eating a caloric
surplus of 15% if you’re trying to gain weight.
If you’re trying to lose weight then eat a caloric deficit of 15% which basically just
means you eat 15% less calories than your maintenance, or your usual diet.
Also, the muscle groups you should focus on are your upper back, your shoulders, and your
chest since they’ll make you appear to be big and muscular even if you’re not all
that strong yet.
And that’s it.
Now you’re hot . Be sure to get your discount on the Brio Beardscape shaver by clicking
the link in the description and enjoy your new life of hotness.
OUTRO