Right now, we're going to play one of my favorite games
"Spill the Tea."
Usually I play with an audience.
But last time I played with some of my staff,
I learned a lot about the people I work with.
So-- and some things I wish I could forget.
Mostly the staff is not here, so that's not
going to stop me from playing.
It's time to play "Spill the Tea" virtual staff edition.
Let's meet our contestants.
First, we have Kalen.
You may know him from yelling at food online.
Hello!
Next, we have Shira.
Shira is Andy's assistant, and thus, a saint.
Hi.
Then we have my producer, Joel.
His last name is unpronounceable,
so we won't even try.
Next is our receptionist, Jeannie. (WHISPERING)
You might know her as the woman who knocks on your door
and gives you cash.
And finally, my audience producer, Claudia.
She's still single, but very ready to mingle.
All right.
I know a lot about all of you, but not everything.
So I'm going to reveal five secrets that we found out,
then I'm going to try to match the secret with the person.
If I can match all five, I win.
If I can't, it was an honor playing
alongside of all of you.
The first secret is "I can't swim."
Second secret-- "I was kicked out
of a mall dressed like Kesha."
Kicked out of a mall dressed like Kesha sounds already
like Kalen.
But-- "I eat a pound of daikon radish every day."
"I met Beyonce at Target."
Mm, that's interesting.
"I was born with 11.5 fingers."
Let me see all your fingers.
Put your fingers up.
Hold them up.
All righty.
They did a good job, whoever took away
that extra finger and a half.
Or they just told you that.
All right, now I will try to--
met Beyonce in a Target.
Wow.
I really feel like--
I'm going to say Claudia eats the radish every day.
She seems like she'd do something like that.
And I think anybody else seeing Beyonce would just
go, Oh my god, that's Beyonce.
But Kalen would go right up to Beyonce and say, I'm Kalen.
So I think that that's happening there.
"I can't swim."
"I was kicked out of a mall dressed as Kesha."
Hmm.
I think Jeannie can't swim, and I think
that you were dressed as Kesha.
And I don't know why, I'm not sure why, but I think--
so that leaves--
I guess I could have had them all in my hand.
Just getting some exercise.
Getting my steps in.
Shira, I don't feel good about that,
but it was the last one left.
Let's see how many I had right.
[DINGING]
OK.
I just don't know why somebody would get kicked out of a mall
just because they were dressed like Kesha.
I'm stumped on that one.
All right.
I do think-- so I just have to change two.
It's the only thing, the only other person that would go up--
or maybe Beyonce recognized Jeannie and said,
aren't you the one that whispers?
Let's take a look.
How many do I have right?
[DINGING]
How is that happening?
But-- all right so now.
Going back to Beyonce.
OK.
No, no.
Uh-oh.
Oh boy.
I was feeling so good about everything.
You go to Vegas, but maybe you don't--
I was doing great.
OK.
I-- the only thing I can see--
all right.
I'm going to just--
I'm switching these.
My last hope.
This is my last-- and then we are out of time,
and people are turning their TVs off.
OK.
Is that right?
[DINGING]
Wow!
[APPLAUSE]
Shira.
Shira, how'd you meet Beyonce?
What do you mean-- did you talk to Beyonce at Target?
I did.
It was in Houston around 10 years ago.
My friend was at Target, and told us Beyonce was there.
So I raced over.
And we saw her, and I asked for a picture.
There was nobody at the Target.
I asked for a picture.
Her bodyguard said, no cameras, so I just
told her that I loved her so much.
And she thanked me.
Oh, that's sweet.
That's nice of her.
Yeah.
OK.
So Kalen, you were born with--
where did they take the extra finger and a half off?
Well, so I-- this one right here on my left hand was cut off.
This was like an actual finger with a nail.
And then on the right, I got a little bump.
And that's my 0.5 because that one was growing.
And I'm kind of mad my momma cut it off
because they said they would give it to her in a jar,
but she said no.
And I want it.
[LAUGHING]
Wow.
Imagine how well you could play piano.
Right?
I mean I'd be-- boom, boom, boom.
You know?
Right.
Why do you eat a pound of radish every day, Claudia?
What is wrong with you?
There's a lot of things wrong with me,
but (LAUGHING) this is how much I eat radish.
You eat that much every single day?
So I eat about half of this, which is about a pound.
But this amount, yeah.
What does that do?
Is there something, some kind of health benefit
that I don't know about?
Not-- if it does, then I should be really healthy.
But no, I don't think so.
I just enjoy it.
Wow.
It's a crazy habit you've got there.
All right.
Well, I enjoyed that very much.
That's how you play "Spill the Tea."
Thanks for playing.
You get to go home early today.
It seems like you're already home, though.