- [Announcer] One lucky single, five hopeful lovers,
two minutes to make a first impression.
- I like what I see.
- I forgot where I beamed in.
- [Announcer] Who will she choose?
Find out right now on Smosh of Love,
an improvise dating show.
- Hi, I'm Jennette.
I'm 28, I'm from Scottsdale.
I just am really excited to find my lucky, true love match.
Did I get it?
Hi there, wow.
Oh you moved the table.
- Hi.
- Hi, I'm Jennette nice to meet you.
- I'm Charlie.
Have you ever made a TikTok before?
- I haven't.
- Oh my God, that's so (bleep) lame.
- Hi, I'm Charlie Chang and I'm from Malibu, California.
My idea of love is, I don't know,
getting as many likes and retweets and reposts is possible.
- So tell me about yourself.
You date a lot of people?
- Yeah, like so many.
- What about you?
What do you like to do outside of social media?
- Just be on my phone, I like to edit my photos.
- I feel like Charlie was really only here for clout
and I can't really give her any of that.
I honestly not really sure what it is.
- Can you do this for me?
I just wanna see how like.
- One more time, you did it so fast.
- Do this.
Let's see how you look on camera.
- Okay.
- 'Cause I need a partner that actually can make me
look prettier on camera and I just wanna make sure
that you're ugly on camera
so I can look really pretty on camera.
- Oh you, okay, that's important to you?
- It's just the business, okay?
- Okay, yeah let's make the TikTok.
- I already did it.
I already saw how you look like on camera
and you know what, I like what I see.
(playful music)
- [Producer] What did you think of Jennette?
- Oh, that's her name, Jeanette, that was her name?
That's wild.
- Hi there?
- Hi, are you Jennette?
- I'm Jennette, what's your name?
- Victor.
- Victor, hi. - Can I shake your hand?
- Of course, nice to meet you.
- Victor Monty, Mr. Monty, the kids call me.
- Okay, are you a teacher?
- No.
Hello, my name is Victor Monty, people misinterpret my job.
I work at an overnight camp where I tend to grounds.
- So you're a groundskeeper?
- Yes.
- Oh wonderful.
- Yes but the number one part of the grounds keeping job,
you'd think it'd be plants.
- What's the number one?
- Catching kids making out in the woods.
Mostly stopping the horny boys.
Horny boys.
- You seem like you'd be good at that.
- At stopping horny boys, I'm very good.
Everywhere I look, I see horny boys.
And I am going to stop every single one of those horny boys.
- Can I say this?
I don't think he's safe around children.
You have a very kind of chaotic energy about you.
What grounds you?
- I would say a pine tree.
- Okay.
(playful music)
- Horny boys.
- Are you on any lists?
- On any list?
- Lists that I should know about?
It's okay, this is a safe.
- Some of the campers have me on their list.
- How do you guys do the casting of this thing?
'Cause I don't know how he slipped through
but he is not the one for me.
- I think it went perfectly.
I think she is intrigued by me.
I do not see how I could lose.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- It's nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you, I'm Jennette.
- Craig.
I'm Craig Fantasy and I'm a male stripper.
I'm a dancer.
- Oh, where do you dance?
- At a strip club.
- Wow.
- Can I hold your hands?
- Thank you so much for asking.
- Of course, we both did the wrong thing, how fun.
- Or is it the right thing, what is really wrong?
- I'm just all about like figuring out what's right
and just jerking off the chains of self doubt.
And I just wanna come and meet you where you are.
- Wow, I love equality in relationships.
I appreciate that so much.
I wanna come where you are.
I liked Craig.
I mean you probably saw, we connected pretty quick.
Can I tell you a little secret?
- I love secrets.
- I'm not wearing any underwear right now
because I want to stay free and connected to make clothes.
- Can I tell you a secret?
- Sure.
- This is my underwear.
The date went great.
When someone opens up their box of secrets,
it's just like a warm, moist feeling.
Just before I go, just since we've connected emotionally,
just when I'm dancing, it's something like.
- Wow, I am not mad at it.
- Hi, I'm Marcy.
- Marcy.
- Miss Marcy, never been married,
always been a bridesmaid.
Hi, my name is Marcy.
I know a lot about weddings,
so I'm totally ready to get married
'cause this where everyone, we get married,
I think on the show.
I saw you in a dream.
- Was it a recent dream or when was it?
- It was last night, you were wearing a tuxedo.
It was amazing because you asked me a question.
- I know where you're leading me.
- Fate is a big part of my life
and I have to be ready
for the moment to happen when somebody proposes.
So I brought this just in case
they didn't know my size or color or cut.
It was a sign, I saw something in my dream
and it said, go on the show.
You're gonna meet the person that you're meant to be with.
I've never had a man or a woman propose and I am ready.
- This is my birth stone, amethyst?
- Yes, that's my birth stone too.
I was born on Valentine's day.
- You said you've met me for the first time in a dream?
- Yes.
- I personally would wanna date someone
for probably a year or two years
to really get to know the person.
- A year.
- And then after we do that,
then we would probably have a nice engagement.
- It seems like a long timeline.
- You seem mad.
You wanna get married immediately?
- I'm not mad, I don't have any anger issues.
I'm a very happy, positive person.
- Marcy really knows what she wants.
And we just don't want the same things.
I don't think I'm ready to get married just yet.
- Hi.
- Hello.
- We have initiated contact.
- Hello, I am Hugh Man,
I have come to this dimension to find love.
Really, I'm just here to procreate.
I am Hugh Man.
I am from neighborhood in United States of America.
- Is there a region where your from?
- The one with the forest and the flying animals.
- Oh you're from the Midwest?
- Yes.
What I like about your arms and legs
is that when you go like this,
they're straight, your bodies do not,
I mean our bodies do not articulate.
- You're just very direct and to the point,
I really need that in my life.
Sometimes I'm indecisive, don't really know.
- My lifespan is coming to an end soon.
I must procreate.
- Do you have the terminal illness?
- My species, my family,
our memory can not continue unless
it is passed on to another.
- Well, I wanna date for about a year or two
and then get engaged and then get married.
- I have three hours.
- Oh, I don't think it's gonna work out.
- Am I not smiling enough?
- You're smiling enough.
- Do you not like me?
- I do like you but I can't make a baby
in three hours. - It doesn't matter.
Her pheromones were giving me positive readings.
I think I have a really great shot, as they say.
I forgot where I beamed in.
- There is something about that Hugh Man.
He was a little different, think we all saw that.
(upbeat music)
I just wanna say I had a lovely time
meeting all of you today.
Charlie, I love your presence on social media.
I think it's amazing.
Hugh, I look how proactive you are and you're just.
- This form is disintegrating.
- Exactly.
- Speed up the time process.
- Okay, Craig, we clearly connected.
I love your leather.
Victor, I think you are very passionate about your job
and Marcy, I think you know exactly what you want.
Like I said, I think you all are amazing
but I can't pick all of you.
The first person that I'm gonna be sending home today
is gonna be Charlie.
I'm sorry Charlie but I don't think you know my name.
- I'm not leaving, I'm not living.
- Charlie. - I'm very sorry.
- I'm not leaving.
- Charlie, I'm sorry. - Charlie.
Is that a mating ritual?
- Charlie, I heard Jake Paul's outside.
- Bye bitch.
That's a liar, she said that Jake Paul was outside.
He was nowhere to be found.
Thank God, I dodged a bullet.
- The next person that I'm going to eliminate.
I don't think I fit in their timeline.
Marcy, I am so sorry.
I think you're going to make an amazing wife
but I will not be that wife.
- I never did anything wrong, I'm perfect.
- I'm sorry Marcy.
- I'm the most perfect person.
- Let it out, feel your feelings.
- Don't talk to me, I swear to God.
- That's fair.
- Why would you crush my soul like that?
But I'm a very happy person
and I've never had anger management problems
but I feel like I could reap something apart right now,
you know what I mean?
- Okay, the next person that I'm going to eliminate,
I don't think that this person wants to be with me.
I think they're too focused on their job, Victor.
I am sorry, we are not a love match.
I think you're focused on little boys.
I'm sorry.
- Horny boys.
- Whoever you choose, I respect it.
It's your choice, it's your heart.
- You do not choose me, you damn an entire species.
- Oh my God.
Okay, the person that I'm going to pick.
(dramatic music)
- [Announcer] Next time on Smosh of Love.
- The person that I'm going to pick.
- [Announcer] Four new dates.
- This is how I mark my territory.
- [Announcer] Will Jennette find her lucky, true love match?
Find out on part two.
- Hi, I'm Tim.
I was supposed to be in that last episode
but they cut me out.
We were running low on time and I totally understand.
No resentment at all.
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Something I'm looking for in a partner is, I don't know.
I haven't given it a lot of thought.