Release Chase. This is between you and me.
And me.
Aaaand~ meee~! He-he-heh!
Ha-ha-ha-haaa!
You've been sucking Gotham's brainwaves, and now you've devised a way to read men's minds.
Ha-ha-haaa!
You betcha!
Soon, my little Box will be on countless TVs around the world, feeding me...
credit card numbers, bank codes,
ssssexual fantasies and little white lies!
Into my head they'll go... Victory is inevitable!
For if knowledge is power...
then a god... am...
[low pitch] ...IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII.
Was that over the top? I can never tell.
Hn-hn-hn-hn-HA-HAA!
By the way, I've seen your mind. *Freak*!
Yours is the greatest riddle of all: "Can Bruce Wayne and Batman ever truly coexist?"
We'll find out today! But first...
[mic] Let's meet our contestants!
Behind curtain... number... one...!
The absolutely fabulous Dr Chase Meridian.
She enjoys hiking, getting her nails done, and foolishly hopes to be the love of Bruce's life!
HA!
Ha!
*And* behind curtain number two...!
*Fatman's* one and only partner.
This acrobat-turned-orphan likes Saturday morning cartoons, and dreams of one day being...
...bare-naked with a *girl*!
- (Mocking scoff) - Hee-hee!
And below these contestants, my personal favorite...
*A watery grave*!
Just one little touch...
...and five seconds later, these two day players are GULL FEED on the rocks below!
Ha.
Not enough time to save them both~!
Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo!
Which one will it be, Batman?
Bruce's love... or the Dark Knight's junior partner?
(Imitates a ticking clock)
There is no way for me to save them, or myself.
This is all one giant deathtrap.
Judges? EEGHH!
I'm sorry, your answer must be in the form of a question! But thank you for playing.
[Batman] Wait!
I have a riddle for you.
For me?
Really?
Hn-hn-hnn!
Tell me.
"I see without seeing."
[Click click]
"To me, darkness is as clear as daylight."
"What am I?"
[Riddler] Pleeeease~!
You're as blind as a bat!
*Exactly*.
[Equipment clicks into gear]
AH!
[Yelling / screaming]
[Riddler] Ha, ha-ha-ha-haaaaa...!
(Groaning)
Bummer!
[Muffled yelling]