It's weird to see you with hair.
It's weird.
[LAUGHING]
Yeah.
And I don't know why.
And people are freaking out about it.
I thought we could start with, hello, nice to see you again.
Yeah.
But It's straight to the, hey, you look weird.
No, no.
[LAUGHING]
You don't look weird, it's just that we're so used
to seeing you with no hair.
Yeah.
[LAUGHING]
Drink it in everybody.
[LAUGHING]
Yeah, that's right.
So how long did you--
The whole crowd is covered in weird sauce.
[LAUGHING]
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It's like the dinner at the holidays with the one
weird relative, it gets really awkward.
We are there right now.
I just want to know, how long did you wear your hair that way
where we were used to it?
As long as I can remember.
For 40 years now.
Well, why?
And then why all of a sudden now grow it out?
Why not?
Well, there's the answer.
Why not embrace the uncomfortable for once, right?
Is it uncomfortable to have hair?
Totally uncomfortable.
No, it's not.
I just want to go get my $8 hair cut
and now I'm throwing product in my head.
I don't know what I'm doing.
[LAUGHING]
It's awesome.
It's great.
But it's obviously easier to take care of when
you haven it buzzed like that.
Yeah.
You can get out of bed and you're ready to go.
Yeah.
It's just weird.
I mean, you look younger.
Younger.
You wanted to say weird, but you settled on younger,
which I'm cool with that.
No, no.
It's just when you're used to seeing somebody a certain way,
but I like it.
It's been awesome because WWE fans are very dedicated
and very devoted.
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And I was gone for-- oh, we have one WWE fan.
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I wasn't even expecting applause for that,
but thank you very much.
So I went to film a movie in China and the movie
was six months long and in the process I grew my hair out.
So I left with a buzz cut and I came back
with this and everybody's like, you've ruined my childhood.
So I'm just trying to figure my life out
with a haircut and everybody's like, you ruined my life.
And I'm like, whoa, I'm so sorry.
So it's kind of weird.
Like, it was a great exercise in embracing
the uncomfortable because apparently I've
altered the space time continuum for some people.
And it's cool to be able to just try something new.
Yeah.
Well, and it looks good, like I said.
It's just it shows you how iconic your hair was
and we didn't even realize it.
That is so kind of you to stay.
Thank you so much.
We are totally besties again.
Yeah.
[LAUGHING]
It's like you and Jennifer Aniston have iconic hair.
Thank you.
Yeah.
You're in that category.
You have been so lovely.
We give you things as-- we give people things as jokes
and most people don't use them.
Those are jokes?
[LAUGHING]
We gave you shorts--
Now we're not besties anymore.
--and you wore them.
Yeah.
We gave you those shorts.
Yes.
Proud to wear them.
And you said, I will wear them, and you did.
Yep.
[LAUGHING]
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We gave you a towel.
You did.
Yeah.
We gave you a towel and then you used the towel then.
But then I think you threw it into the audience.
You didn't keep it.
No, because I found out it was a joke.
No.
No, I'm kidding.
That's what I always do.
I always give it away as a souvenir.
So you come to a WWE event and you
have a chance to get a gift.
I have more for you.
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This is the coolest gift because on one side
it says, never give up, which is something I truly believe in.
And on the other side, be kind to one
another, which is also something I believe in.
See?
You can't go wrong.
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Full disclosure, I'm going to regift these.
OK, that's fine.
I have more in there.
All right.
I have a lot for you.
OK, so you went to China.
I am really impressed with this.
You went to China for six months and you learned
Mandarin when you were there.
[SPEAKING MANDARIN] Now I can speak a little bit.
Did you speak another language before you went there at all?
Did you speak Spanish?
Not at all.
I can barely speak English.
[LAUGHING]
Because people say there's a certain part of your brain
that kind of shuts down and it's harder
to learn another language as you get older, and especially
Mandarin.
That's impressive.
I heard that the toughest two things
to do when you get older were learn
a language and an instrument.
So I started to study Mandarin and I'm
trying to figure out how to play piano just to prove that wrong.
Good for you.
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And you can write a song in Mandarin.
Maybe.
I don't know.
You can sing a song in Mandarin.
Wow.
I'm just so impressed with that because that's
a difficult language.
Thank you.
Really, it's impressive.
Now, they say that there's a rumor going around
that you might be the new Captain America.
Is that--
For real?
Yeah.
[LAUGHING]
Yes.
Finally it's happened.
Because of the hair.
Well, excellent.
Who started this rumor?
I did just now.
[LAUGHING]
I don't know if you've heard, you've
got some pull on the streets.
If you started this rumor this could actually be happening.
No, come on.
Thank you so much.
Yeah, I might've started it.
I don't know.
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
But if it's out there, if the Captain America people are
listening and you're out there watching right now,
I'll totally do it.
I totally will.
All right.
I think I'd be a good Captain America.
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I agree.
And I've already ruined everybody's childhood,
so it can't get any worse.
Might as well.
All right.
More with John when we come back.
His hair's going to be longer.
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