Force Choke Slam!
Now Slide to the right!
Can you give me a hand with this?
Man, I'm so evil! No chance I'm ever gonna turn good
Hey loser!
Who are you?
I am the most powerful bad guy in all the land!
I mean look at my fingers these are like the most evil
fingers you've ever seen
That's it! Any last words?
yes you are so much more attractive in person
What!?
Kill the girl...
And I will give you all of these amazing space ships!
I'm a cold space ship!
The ships been frozen in the ice for how long?
No thanks
come on... Pretty please?
Okay! Gosh!
Hey Rey.
You communing with the force?
No. It's too hard!
I'm sure when it's important later you'll be able to do it.
Shut up! I gotta get my cardio in!
Hey Rey! Wanna get hacked?
Hey! Stop it!
Cut it out!
Kylo is being a bully!
I can't do this anymore
Here you go
Hey Rey! Wanna help us go kill the emperor?
Give it back!
The emperor's returned?
Yeaaaaagh!
I wanna come too!
No you stay here.
Do you guys like my helmet?
Be honest.
I can take the criticism.
It's wonderful
yes. I love the detail.
It really cracks me up!
hahahahahahahahah!
Wheeeeeaaaagh!
Okay that's enough.
It's time to find Rey
I found Rey!
Nu uh! I found Rey!
Who are you?
I'm a nostalgic cameo...
Here to boost your box office numbers!
Do you know how we can defeat the emperor?
you gotta find one of these things.
It's called a holocro... I mean a wayfinder
It's like a map
Uh oh! The bad guys are coming!
you guys gotta go!
But they'll see if us if we leave now! Lets stay here where it's safe!
Get out of my ride!
There they are! Get'm!
I knew it!
Rey we're in a speeder bike scene!
Now we're in a sarlacc pit scene!
I mean... quicksand scene.
We're all gonna diiiiiiie!
Just kidding! We're still alive!
Well since we're down here maybe we should look for the wayfinder.
Holy crap is this it?!
No it's not the wayfinder
It's just a dagger that conveniently reveals the location of the wayfinder.
If only you can read the secret language on it...
which I can...
but I wont.
A map to a map? This is starting to get really convoluted.
I'm a snake!
AAAAGh! Kill it!
Kill it now!
You guys are not welcome here
I'm just gonna wait a second a let you prove why I shouldn't bite one of you right now.
How about this?
Oh that's nice! Thank you.
Here I'll just show you the way out. It's two feet this way.
She can force heal now? She can force heal now.
Alright Knights of Ren...
I want you to stand all foreboding on top of that rock.
More!
Mooooore!
Okay good.
Hurry everyone! We gots to go!
Hey baby.
On second thought.
Awe crap she's force timing with her boyfriend again!
Chewy go tell her to hurry up!
Yeeeeeaaaagh!
And try not to get captured!
We captured the wookie!
Dang it!
Hey hot stuff.
New Tie Fighter. Who Dis?
Ugh! Rude!
You know who I is!
Remember me now!?
Just kidding I'm still alive.
Give us back our wookie!
No!
Yes!
No!
Fine!
What?! You just killed Chewy!
What a tragic lesson about your force abilities that will forever change the coarse of our timeline!!!!
Oh what a bold move that is!
Ugh! Stay in your seats! This movie is not going to kill Chewy you dingus!
Yeaaaaagh!
Hello I'm Babu Frik
I'm your adorable hacker this evening.
Tonight we're gonna have a little bit of sith translation...
Watered down with the location of the wayfinder.
Whaaaa?
I did it.
Now tell us where the wayfinder is.
It's in a wrecked old deathstar
Which one?
The ewok one.
Well that really narrows it down then.
Just crash the falcon.
It will conveniently be the exact spot you need to see it's hidden location.
We're never going to find it then. the dagger is gone!
Just kidding I got the dagger!
What?
And I got Chewy too!
Yeaaaaaagh!
I knew he wasn't dead!
And you're never gonna get them back!
Got them both!
Noooooo!
And thanks for getting our ship too!
Dang it!
And I'm a spy!
Oh right when I got interesting!
Great job on the crash landing!
And there's the deathstar!
And here's the dagger!
Wait! You're trying to align the dagger with debris?
No way that's gonna work that easy!
Think of all the things that have to take place for that dagger to line up exactly at the right...
It worked!
I give up.
What up?
Aaaagh we though you were storm troopers!
I used to be a storm trooper!
No way! I used to be a storm trooper!
you think there are others like us?
Like millions we could save from the empire...
I mean the first order...
I mean the final order?
Nah let's kill them all.
Whoa. We almost gave your character an arc there.
I know right!
Where's REY!?!
I'm Rey! I'm gonna go find they Way-Finder
gonna go save the day - finder
No matter what else I find!
Hello!
Aaagh! Click bait Rey!
See something you like?
Hey that's mine!
Wrong! Squish!
Ooooo Die!
You'll have to resist my foxy water fighting first!
RRRrr be gone temptress!
Hey girl.
Even though you've been nothing but awful to me I'm still very attracted to you!
You can't change me!
Benjamin Chewbacca Solo!
Mommy!
What are you doing in my thoughts?
I'm distracting you ya turd blossom!
Ow!
Mom stabbed me in the back...
and you stabbed me in the front!
It's like a betrayal sandwich!
Don't worry! I can fix it!
But why did you stab me if you were just gonna reverse it?
Because you're good now.
I am?
Yep! Gotta go See ya!
Well poop! How am I supposed to get out here now?
Okay I'm out.
Take it away Han
Hey son.
Daddy?!
What are you doing here?
I stabbed you!
Yeah turns out I still like getting paid.
So... you think you're a good guy now?
How much you wanna bet I can throw a light saber over them mountains?
But there are no mountains.
Did you see that?
Did you see it, dad?
Aren't you impressed?
Dad?
What the heck are you exiling yourself for?
I learned it by watching you!
That's dumb. You're dumb.
Here take Leia's saber.
She was a jedi?
Yeah and take the other wayfinder!
It hasn't burned up yet!
and take my x-wing!
Wow!
Can I take you as well?
Nope! I'm just another nostalgic cameo.
Weeeeeeeee!
Alright everyone!
We're gonna follow Rey to the bad guys...
And we're gonna blow'em all up! just like every single time before!
But we don't have enough people!
Shouldn't we wait till Lando gets back and attack all at once?
No let's go now!
Attack!
Oh crap! Everyone for themselves!
Hello! Hellooooo!
I'm looking for an emperor!
Do you know where I could find...Oh there you are!
Do you know who I am?
The enemy?
No... I am your.....
Grand-papa!
Well this isn't the family reunion I wanted!
Now I need you to kill me!
So that I can live inside you...
and be a girl.
It's this whole thing. I know it sounds weird.
But I just need you to dew it!
No!
Maclunkey!!
Maclunkey!
Aaaaagh We all gonna die!
How about Deus Ex Machina!?
Are you saying that because you're known for saying things weird or..
Just blow stuff up kid.
Okay!
I want in on this action!
Nobody ask how my oldschool none lightspeed tie fighter made it out this far.
Don't worry Rey! I'll save you!
Why did I throw my lightsaber in the ocean?!
Here you go!
Force teleport!
You can do that now?!
She can do that now!
Hey what's up?
Hey you.
Well now that you are both standing here...
I'm suddenly realizing that you both can make me young again!
Oh my gosh! Do you even have a plan?
Give me you're life force
No boyfriends allowed!
Rey!
Make an X with your lighsabers!
What?
Use the force as hard as you can!
What? I'm communing with the foce?
X you will make!
I'm finally communing! Right when I needed it to!
Just make an x
Yes. Make an X Make an X
Make an X ray
Okie dokie!
X Ray. haha! get it. X ray.
Hieeeya!
Double lightsabers!
The only sith lightening weakness!
Why can't I stop shocking myself!?
Peace out, Bantha!
Hooray! I did it!
oh no! I've lost the will to live!
Oh no you don't!
force heal!
You can do that now?
I can do that now!
That was good
Now we can get married! and have lots of babies!
On second thought!
Don't worry I'll just bring you back to life then!
Nope too late I'm a ghost you instead!
Oh. I guess not.
We won! Haha! The saga is officially over!
Here Chewy. Have a metal from 40 years ago.
It will help remind you that your friends are all gone.
too soon?
Yeaaaaagh!
Well I guess we don't need these anymore.
I'll just bury them in sand!
Everyone loves sand!
Especially this sand!
Who are you?
Hello Random Woman!
I'm Rey!
Rey who?
This is where you lived?
Yep.
Wow! I really lucked out!
Tatooine is the worst!
ha ha ha! You guys!
Stop it!
ha ha ha ha!
Okay this is really weird...
Byyyyeeee.
I'm Rey!
Rey Skywal...
Oh she left.