If I win this.. You will make a game about me
Fine, but you will never win
Wait, does this means I won
What the... From Japan? ha ha... what the hell is this?
wait
Hello I am Mario
what the hell is this?
I don't talk like that...
He he...
Sweden are you.. are you good at war?
Of course I'm good at war
I'm the Troth son of the viking
who destroyed everything on their way
and drink the blood of their victims
I'm I'm the best at War
That's... that's great. You're amazing
the thing is Germany is coming and
You're going to help me right?
BÖRK
What?
dude... they're coming um
You need to help me
They are just around the corner
BÖRK, BÖRK, BÖRK BÖRK BÖRK, BÖRK
You lying prick. I hate you
kill them
kill them all
kill the eastern Europe
kill them all
What the hell are you doing? stop!
What the hell is wrong with you?
Are you blind???
Communism is on the rise
What?
Where the hell did you hear that
well even if I'm wrong.. I'm still doing them a favor
You know what they say better dead than red
I Hate you
I hate you, too
Hey guys
Nice, day huh?
But... but you hate gypsy more right?
Got some change guys?
You damn right I do
Nice shot buddy... nice shot
*mumble* *mumble*
Do you wanna hear it guys?
It's really good idea guys...
Latvia.. Please, stop talking.. Please
We should call Baltic states potato states
What do you think guys?
Priviet
I have a surprise for you
Oh boy!! I love surprises!
Wait, what the hell?
Guys... guys don't, don't worry I got this
So ummm guys
what about our potato union. Did you wanna do it guys?
I hate my life
Previet
Can I, can I buy this tank please?
Yeah, sure
Hmm that's strange
Why did Indonesia pay in Zloty?
What the?
What the hell?
Die Kurwa! Die!!!
I have so much money. I could wipe my ass with it
I have so much oil. I could shower in it
Where's my freaking milk
and... and I have
Listen here
Don't you even try?
Hey, Sweden, what are you doing?
I made a time machine
That works on someone's memories
that's... that's awesome
Hey there...
Ooo kurwa a red button?
Is this button for space
No Poland!! No!!!
I feel strong
Turkey
Run
Run!!
fe-fi-fo-fum
I smell Ottoman
I think.. I think I got something
ohhh good. What did you catch?
It's a
It's a potato
I Must have it
What?
No, I caught it. It's mine
No, it's mine
I said it's mine
Let go you son of a...
finders keepers
What the f*ck is wrong with you?
Are you crazy?
It's.. It's mine
my own
my precious