When you ask somebody, "What do you want for Christmas?"
We all have that one friend that gives you that smart-ass answer
and says something completely out of your price range.
Now it's your chance to give a smart-ass answer back.
Here at FuzzBeed, we compiled a list of the ten most highly requested gifts
that are out of your price range and how you can still get
them in the cheapest, punny way possible.
♫ DOPE MUSIC ♫
Hey, Merry Christmas, man.
Is this just cardboard?
Yeah, but it used to be a box. See?
Now it's an Ex-Box. [Xbox]
MORE DOPE MUSIC ♫♫♫♫♫
(loud silence)
Big Mac. (woah)
Mhm.
- Is that...Macklemore? - (Ryan) Mhm.
What is this?
It's exactly what you asked for.
Mac-Book. [MacBook]
(guitar music)
Here you go, man.
Why'd you get me a picture of Ariana Grande?
Well, look at what she's wearing.
What, fur?
Yeah, 'cuz I know how much you wanted that Furr-Ari. [Ferrari]
(guitar music)
I know how long you've been waiting for one of these, so...
Oh my god.
Dime-on-ring. [Diamond ring]
(guitar music)
Yup, biggest one I could find.
(silence)
What're you smiling about?
Oh, uh...
(guitar music)
- Is that-- - Yep.
Fresh new pear [pair] of Jordans.
(guitar music)
- Beets? - Beets by Tray [Dre].
Roll-X. [Rolex]
I didn't even know you knew how to sew.
Oh, it's not sewn. I knitted it.
It's exactly what you asked for. Remember?
I don't recall asking for the letters O and E.
Yeah, but you did ask for a knitten(d)-O-E.
(guitar music)
(sudden stop)
(guitar music continues)
I know how much you love the movie, so...
Here you go!
It's a DVD. Frozen. [Frozen DVD, "Frozen" DVD]
(guitar music)
That's not funny, Ryan.
You know how much I love that movie.
Come on, it was just a joke. Maybe you should just let it go.
(guitar music)
Will you stop?
Can't you just be serious for once?
You know I only wanted this movie so we could watch it together.
Oh, no, don't worry. We can still watch it.
The DVD is actually in there, we just have to be careful
when we're cracking the ice 'cause we don't want to scratch it.
So we don't wanna be watching it and then halfway through the movie
it... freezes. [Frozen, freezes]
(guitar music)
Forget it.
Come on, G, it was a joke.
You know what?
If you're not even going to try, I don't even know why I bother.
Okay, okay, look.
I was gonna wait until after the joke, but...
Here.
- You actually did get it. - (Ryan) I wasn't gonna NOT get
you what you wanted for Christmas.
- You're stupid sometimes. - I know.
Here, let me go put it in-- Where is the TV?
Yeah, about that.
Um, I kinda had to sell it. For all the puns in this video,
I needed to buy materials.
What? We can still watch it on your MacBook.
Wait, where's all the Macs?
Oh, you know what? This MacBook might be frozen too.
(gasps) Frozen Too! [Frozen 2]
♪ Let it go ♪
TEE HEE!